PlaN 2 PlaN $$$$$$

“Short!!! Really Short!!! Really very short!!!” I was murmuring something by sleeping at balcony of my house
“Are you again talking about bloody life????” this was the reply from my friend who was sharing my cigarette.
“No man….I was talking about her skirt” (I have replied by looking at a girl who is walking on the road) and even I said “Hi” to her by thinking that she won’t reply …… but suddenly she replied saying “Hi Darling” and straight away she came to our balcony….

Started ……the entire problem started???????? The main problem is that I and my friend drunk like anything and second biggest problem is a short skirted girl is entering the balcony of a decent bachelor house at 10pm.

She: ‘Yes dear, you have called me and I am here’ (replied by looking at me)
(Me and my friend are shocked completely and don’t know what to do)

Silent everywhere …..

Me : ‘Sorry madam! Infact I just said ‘Hi’ casually and never meant anything wrong’
She : ‘Shut up’

Me and my friend closed our mouths ….again silent

She : ‘So???’
‘Nothing….’…I have replied with full nervousness and don’t know what to tell…. But continued saying that ‘nothing but this balcony belongs to us and now it is almost 10.30pm’
She : ‘Then what???? What do you think??? Am I looking like BALCONY stealer?’
I thought of taking my friends help who was with me for all good bad things…..but shocking…..he was already slept on the balcony itself (may be he went to heavy shock by seeing her)

She : ‘Now listen, I need some place to stay tonight and now as you called me I would like to stay in your house’
Me : ‘What?’
She : “Yes, you heard correctly’

She went inside our house ……… after sometime she shouted by throwing bed sheets and pillows on my roomy’s face who was sleeping(which makes him to wake up) ‘You people sleep outside and I will be opening the door only morning at 6am’

Me : ‘What is this????? ….. Is this an illusion? Or delusion? Or a dream?’
My friend : ‘Nothing ……it is just a mistake of saying ‘Hi’ to a unknown person ’
Me : ‘what to do know???? who is she???’


Me and my friend totally out of order and got confused.
Well we never thought that ‘Confusion can make a man perfect’

Suddenly she opened the door…..and she was looking very hot and beautiful and she called both us inside the house. And we got SHOCKED.

When we enter our house, it was clean and everything was at the right place. Our house looking like a brand new house……..yes………..really amazing….she went inside the room and started to sleep and we sat next to her ……we both are looking at her eyes……her eyes are making her to sleep…………

Now what can be the climax…..?????
Climax 1 : Me and my friends are fighting for her???
Climax 2 : Throwing her from our house????
Climax 3 : wait for the next day morning????
Climax 4 : fell in love with her?????


(S**ks, I always think in these uselesee stuff….i need to stop at some point……..)

Now come to practical and read this………….
She is nothing but our IDEAS……
Some time some people call the ideas as I did…..but most of the time we call it by thinking that it never work out…but sometime it will click like anything…as it was happened above……
IDEAS came to our house and took few minutes to become HOT and beautiful….it does mean that we have everything in our stock to make a normal idea into Hot and beautiful…….
After that it called both of us inside and slept…..
We are looking at the IDEA which is trying to sleep……
Now how to keep the IDEA active is the biggest question……????

JUST SEE THE WORLD …… THE MARKET IS OPEN TO ALL……THE CORPORATE WORLD IS BIG……AND EVERY BIG SHOTS ARE JUST A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WITH A HOT AND beautiful IDEA!!!!

THIS IS NOT THE AGE TO THINK ABOUT SLIPPING feelings of the HEART….!!!

‘It is better to change ourselves to see the changed world’
‘LET’S MAKE A PLAN TO PLAN OVERSELF’

GreaT or RegreT ????

It was my dream....Yes it was.... and I hope no one will get this dream ….!!!
It was practical but meanwhile it was horrible….
BETTER SKIP THIS STORY IF YOU ARE ALONE…….

It was a simple night with a complicated dream

It was almost 10pm and my eyes were saying good night… and It inturn made me to sleep…..slowly the 'stand fan' starts to make the noice (which was rotating from one direction to another) and there was a noise of a drop of water from the kitchen which is falling from the tap and also the pendulum of the clock was hitting the other side slowly ……my head was on my pillow and my eyes are slowly closing and I went for a sleep……..

And my stressed brain and wetted heart start to dreammmmmmm

Dream…..
Dream…..
Only dream…..

I was carrying a dead body and moving towards the wild forest without caring to the wild animals ….. it was a scary dark midnight and suddenly one man stopped me on the way and asked… “Hay what are you carrying???” and I said “dead body”….again he questioned me “ whose body is this???” and I answered him without any irritation “sir, I am carrying my own dead body”………….he came near to me and saw the body and he realized that I was right and he got scared and ran from that place ….

Yes I was carrying my own dead body for Post mortem and it was a great experience!!!! …may not be great ……mmmm…..and I was carrying the body as if I am carrying a hunted wild animal..…..

I was searching for the place where Post mortem of the dead body will be carried out…..

At last …at some corner …I found the board saying that “ WAY TO POST MORTEM “ … I took the same route and I reached the destination….Yes!!! that was the place where Post mortem will be done for the dead bodies but fortunately no one was there and I got angry and started to shout like a dying lion …..suddenly slept Post mortem worker came out from that place like a scared rat and he was heavely scared to say something and staright way he took the request with the task and went for Post mortem of the body without spelling a alphabet….

The Start was good…The worker removed a beedi from his pocket and started to light the beedi by using a wet matchstick…after few try, he lighted the beedi & started his night shift by entering the Post mortem room with a hammer….First he adjusted the body and he kept the whole body stright , gave a big hit to the correct spot of the head using a big hammer to start the Post mortem of the body ….. and what was that....only dust came out from the dry head instead of blood (as I hardly used my brain) and inside it was total dry …total dry ….. so he thought he should go for other parts of the body (because according to him the head part was completly waste and never used ….he don’t want to continue further)…next part was below the head and it will cover the chest ….. I was waiting infront of my own body because I was curious to know about my heart…..

The worker of the Post mortem team already completed his half beedi and moving towards the chest with a knife and opened my chest …shocking…… because the Post mortem of the heart was already done before the death of the body…….there were hundreds of pieces spreaded all over the body…. and it was difficult for him to find the pieces of the heart….he looked at me because it was a impossible task for him….. and even I was not able to answer for his silence …. and I left the place by leaving my half processed dead body….. and the worker was puzzled with the strange dead body ....

suddenly …… there was a noice…….

I opened my eyes……dream is over…. but able to understand the meaning of the dream…

Well If a person is alive with a unused brain and heavely used heart then he is a living dead body…..

There is a death after a life…..but there is also a life after death which may REGRET about ourself!!!!!?????????

My PoiNtlEss GraPH!!!!....

“Yes….Yes…..Yes!!!!......please…please…!” … ………I was prying for one more four from Sachin’s bat…..suddenly a beep voice from my mobile….
I was happy that at last some idiot has remembered me because I hardly use to get messages from human beings most of the messages are from hutch customer care….!!!

I operated my handset without any curiosity to see the message……(after seeing the message...)what is this?????????...I was shocked by reading the message…..it goes like this…

“Hi …are you free?....if you are free then shall we meet at forum at 4 PM??....”

Blank date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it never happened in 26 years of personal life!!!!

The message is from a unknown mobile number but anyway I felt really happy….and when I tried the same number(to kow the person who has messaged this) I got a reply saying that “the person you have dialed is not at coverage area”…then thought for a while and decided to not to waste this golden opportunity and thought of going to the spot(Forum)….eventhough it was raining outside and Sachin was at the verge of half-century….I just didn’t care about anything……I left the room with a pretty decent dress…!!!

I was waiting for an auto near to my house……….and started to dream about my blank date……”Totally SILENT PLACE……SURROUNDED BY only FOREST..GREEN EVERYWHERE..…..DECENT HUT …….BUTTER MILK AT MY RIGHT SIDE……and and ????….”

Suddenly someone shouted(owner of 2 wheeler) .....as I was standing on the middle of the road and I was dreaming about my DREAM……….

At the end luckily I got a nice auto with all deadly speakers. I asked him to drop to forum and started my journey to meet the victim of blank date…..

At last forum came………I looked at the sky and rain was scared to touch the earth..cloud were moving out….but i was still thrilled to see the person who has sent the message…….…….Outside the forum I saw too many healthy young good human beings …..and now its time to find the one who has messaged me……????

Suddenly some one called me….”paapu…..”(my childhood pet name) .....infact the voice is from a female…..
When I looked back I saw my childhood friend “papitha”…….

Again silent everywhere ….. slow wind was coming and it took me to my flash back ..........slowly i went to the flashblack........

flash back…… flash back…… flash back……………it was a story of 15 years back when I was staying at government quarters with my parents at shimoga…..and I was 11 years old kid and papitha was 9 years old cute girl(daughter of my father’s colleague)……
We use to go to same school …............

Every morning we use to go together to school ….and everyday I use to wait for her near the gate of her house …. I use to wear one chaddi and one shirt(school uniform) and my hair will be decorated with coconut oil…she use to wear a small skirt and one big lense…

I use to call her ‘‘pappi’ (short name of 'papitha') and she use to call me as ‘paapu’….. (short name for prashanth)

‘pappi….and paapu’ woh!!!!.....what a name!!!!!!!!!!!

Its time of Ganesh festival and our quarters people use to keep ‘Ganesha’ in our quarters premises and during that time, every evening there will be some entertainment from the kids of the quarters. And its mandatory for the kids like us. and there will be a big gropu called 'seniours' (The human beings who passed 10th will be called a seniours)....but these seniours always use to tease me and pappi with some funny jokes …..according to them “I am a rat and she is a rabbit” and also they think that we are living cartoons....

Some time I use to get angry whenever they tease us …..that to when ‘pappi’ is with me but what to do if I say something to our seniuors then they catch me and use to rub my nose and it was really paining…..the only thing i can do is just neglect as if I din’t hear anything ….

But during that evening(Ganesh festival time) these seniors of the quarters has planned some surprise for me and pappi ……….

It was September month and that day was pappi’s birthday and I dressed with my favorite yellow shirt(and a hidden rose inside my pocket), sky blue chaddi, sparking shoe and …and ……ya….thought of impressing her(pappi) and took my sisters makeup box and used her cream to just impress her…then slowly with lot of feelings I went to the place where our seniours kept God ‘Ganesha’.

Suddenly a medium fast wind came and I closed my eyes with the fear ......................after few seconds..... when I opened my eyes I saw ‘pappi’….. with pink colour dress …oh my god !!!!!really she was looking like a angel cartoon….. and both went to see the program…..

Everything was fine till the last surprise was announced ….suddenly some announcement happened from our so called seniors of the quarters saying that “now there is a dance program from paapu and pappi”.

And I got shocked(but inside inside happy also)…ohhhhhhhhh….., and we both went to the stage and suddenly our seniors started to play a romantic song and we are supposed to dance for that......when I went to the wooden stage with pappi, everybody started to laugh.....but some how we are managd to stand in the middle of the stage..... and started to look at each other like a stranger ….I never danced anywhere…that was the first time for me.....

suddenly she holded my hand like a professional dancer and she started to dance and crowd stopped laughing and started to support us with a great applause but I was not able to make any body moments ….because I was not able to come back from the shock that she was holding my hand. I was just looking at her with a stand-still presence ..........and i was standing ideal

but suddenly she holded my one more hand now circuit completed from left hand to right hand and current started to flow in my body and my parts are got short circuited and even I started to dance and that was the first day I danced with her but I never thought that will be the last day with her….everything went fine......at the end......its time for climax!!!!

After some time the program is over and there was a huge applause from the crowd and before winding up the program the organizer of the program called pappi’s father and gave a memoriable gift because pappi’s father got transferred to Bellary and next day was the last day in our quarters at shimoga……….I WAS SHOCKED!!! ....and the short circuit has taken the FUSE out..........

……………………..coming out from the flash back.. now location is forum at bangalore and I came here to search my blank date owner….

When I looked back I saw my childhood friend “papitha”……. (continuation)


We looked our faces for few minutes and before I say ‘hi’ to her suddenly one voice came ‘papitha………what are you doing there’.(her husband was calling her at parking area by stopping his car there)………….this is called LIFE!!! ..only silent was flowing between us……..as car was out from forum and standing on the road…and she din’t have even single minute to talk…….and she said ‘bye’….and got into the car….from the back seat there were 2 kids who were trying to stare at me as if I am trying to flirt with their mom ……...oh no…!!!SHE CAME LIKE A light and went like a LIGHTNING spark…………..

During these times I have forgotten the reason why I came to forum and suddenly I remembered about the ‘Blank call’……….suddenly I got a call from the same number whch made me to come to forum (the victim of the blank date) “hi dude…This is Jimmy (my x collegue and also a good friend)….where r u ?…I am waiting for you near KF…and I am the one who messaged you…sorry I forget to mention my name in that message and also I have changed my number…today I am leaving to orissa and thought of talking to you”

At the end the blank message is from my own male friend....but somehow he helped me to go back to my beautiful flashback...

ANWAY because of his blank message I got an opportunity to see my CHILDHOOD FRIEND…………………………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ScaRY….ScaRY…Go ArounD!!!

There is a ghost down in the hallow hall …There is a insect beneath the bed Now it’s coming through the walls…..It was dark everywhere…silent su*king somewhere…peace might not be like the peace supposed to be …suddenly someone from the corner shouted ‘scary….scary…go around’…… …..I opened my closed damaged eyes ……suddenly I heard a distracting noise… …. …sensational tears are moving towards the rational ground with a slow motivated sensation…..impure blood is coming from my ears….ants are trying to float on my blood…..I lost the control on my legs…..I can move only my hands…..just within very less span of time again I heard the cracking noise of my broken bones…..someone is crying anger and hungry at a very far distance …suddenly again someone shouted ‘scary…I am your peace…I am your death….scary…..!!! I am truth…I am lying lie….scarry!!!’…suddenly everything stopped…...the ceiling fan is looking at the ground and trying to reach my brain by sliding on my head……walls of my room are floating like waves of poisonous sea and they aimed on me……windows are coming near to me and hitting the wall….water was leaking from the broken tap of the kitchen and trying to block themselves….refrigerator is suddenly started their operation…………..my body started to melt because of the temperature of the floor…..my hairs are started to burn because of leakage in power supply…..blood wants to settle at the corner of the room as if they are not belongs to me………….suddenly silent everywhere………..????????????????????????????..Someone is shouting ‘search scary…search scary…go around’ and again ‘scary…scary…..you die….go around….die…..you need to die’ and suddenly bird with broken wings trying to eat my head and started to fly around my half boiled body…..!!!! …………..again I heard ‘get up…get up…..!!! You are born to die….or you are dead to born……’ ……………………………silent everywhere………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CuT iT !!! WaiT.......

It was 15th August 2007 and as every one knows it was a great day for all Indians…. Well … I celebrated by playing a Basketball after 8 years…. Ok….I will come to the point…sorry this time I don’t ask you to see the corner of the cubical because I lost the cubical, I lost the designation, I lost too many things…now I am inside a circle where you can’t find a corner….

It was a great chilled evening and people are really happy about the freedom that they have taken as granted. This is the only one great festival where people celebrate without knowing the meaning of this. Well …..It was snacks time and I thought of having haircut (the only place where you sit silently by giving your precious life to the stranger and he will play with knife and also with some really scary things) …

It was almost 5.45 and I am almost near the saloon…..The owner of the hair saloon (age approximately 50) was smoking half burnt ITC manufactured cigarette and as I am one of the regular customer I passed a ‘Hi’ to him!!!!!

.I entered the shop as if I am going to act in KAMAL’S next movie (that should be decent one)but when I entered inside I found a restless razor, a smiling comb, a dancing hair cutter, horrible creams….etc etc

Suddenly …..
Unknown employee of the shop: Sir, you can take that 1st chair.
Me : Oh….Great thank you (I sat in that chair as I am the King of Bangalore)

While I was staring at my face (with the help of mirror) suddenly someone entered into the saloon like a unexpected pop-up…(oh…he is the owner)
Owner came to me and started all sort of primary support for my hair cut and at last started to cut my hair like a garden plants…

Oh no…..!!! his fingers has that bad smell of smoke but its ok as my blood also has enough amount of nicotine….slowly my nose started to adjust for that smell…

Actually we have only strange customer relationship…..I mean to asy that I know him but still I don’t know him…….. but I did a mistake by asking one small question which made me to think for hours.

Me : Sir, how are you?
Owner : I am not yet dead….some how living with theses idiots (here ‘these’ means his employees)…
Me : any plans ???? (I asked as if I am asking when he is going to die ?????)
Owner : Yes……..Thinking of my daughter marriage, thinking of underconstructing house, thinking of these idiots(again pointing towards his employees) and…..
Me: (Somehow I stopped him in between)… Please don’t cut too much of hair…
Owner : (but that didn’t stop him) I have 3 ‘hair saloons’ and a private financing….but I don’t have a responsible and trust-worthy person to look into it ……may be I can take help of my son-in-law after the marriage of my daughter….mmmmm….. so that I can take rest for my rest of life


(So one thing is clear that he has only one daughter…no son…mmmmmm)

Me : Good idea……but no need to take so much of tension …sir….
Owner : We have to take….what to do…our KARMA!!!.see that guy(pointing towards one of his employee)…yesterday night he drunk like hell and slept at footpath and morning he came so late and he didn’t bother to inform me also and ….as today is a holiday there were too many customers during early morning . Because of him I missed many customers….

Suddenly two guys came with all junky style….(see their intention..) they washed their face and customized their hairs and left the place with a dirty look (strange…really strange) as if they are the owner of that shop (this happens in all the places)

Me : mmmmmmmmmm……(with a crocodile smile…..pointing towards the owner). We both are in the same boat sir, our work is also similar to your work.
Owner : how ?
Me : see I am a so called software engineer and as you trim the hair same way we will trim our standard products. If we find any bug then we will shave it as per the customer needs as you do….. Sometime we will solve the problem by giving a consultation like your oil massage. Like your employees, we also drink weekends and same way our manager will scold as you did just now.
Owner : Is it?
Me : Yes (whose father what goes)!!! If you do the mistake then blood will come but if we do the mistake then torture will flow in our cubical…. So it is almost same!!!

Suddenly one of the employee of that saloon (the one who drunk yesterday….the victim) of that shop went outside …as owner was angry with that employee, his eyes slowly start to chase him but his hands are making noise on my head (strange…this is called experience always matters…YOU will DO too many useless things at a SAME TIME …. Same thing happen in our software industry, if my boss don’t like ME then he always spare one eye to me…

Owner : hay!!!! come here…..(calling his VICTIM…his employee)..see there are some glasses…wash it !!! (like our boss will ask us to do some documentation even though that is not required)
Me : Sir……Sir….(I started shout to grab his attention)
Owner : What happened ….
Me : Anything may happen… can you massage My head with ‘NAVARTHNA” oil???…
Owner : Yes …why not????

This is perfect revenge…..he called the victim(his employee) and asks him to do oil massage for him…..But I was aware that he will show all his all anger on my head .well can say that he is the right person and he has a perfect situation to do that because ANGER HANDS CAN MAKE MELTED HEAD COOL. And I know that The saloon owner will really enjoy this fun. This is what happens in corporate world also.

Tears are started to come out my eyes not because any TRUE LOVE, this is because his sincere effort for massaging.

Everything is over and while he was cleaning my face by using tissue paper, the victim (the employee) told his owner that he is leaving his job.

Owner got angry and he told the employee that he will not give even a single paisa for this month work. The victim left the shop and I am still shocked. But really I got shocked when he took the next process.

Owner called a guy who was sweeping (the last grade employee of the shop) and promoted him and also asked him to take in charge of VICTIM position (cut the hair) from tomorrow. Last few word of the Owner

Owner: Look dear, from tomorrow you are going to try with the new customers and initially for couple of days start with shaving and then go for hair cut. I will increase your salary by 5%.

Oh…no…..what a management!!!!! At last I came out of the hair saloon and I got surprised when I saw the VICTIM (the employee who was resigned) inside the other saloon which is located opposite to his old employer hair saloon. Oh so fast…..??????

DOG STARED AT ME BUT SHE DIN'T *************

It was a dim Tuesday……as usual I was running to catch the shuttle with a fear of missing it…..but by mistake I reached 5 minutes early….

Standing at the footpath I was waiting for my office cab with a wet ear, dry mouth, half closed eyes, fearing nose and a broken heart……..I was shocked because of my early pesence to catch the cab ……I started to observe this artificial world..…some people are trying to come out of the dream ….some people are running to catch the BMTC bus….some people are running to reduce the weight…some people are looking at the dirty wall posters …….. And only few cute street dogs are staring at me as if something wrong is going to happen with me within few seconds…… ………..

Suddenly one vehicle came like a burnt rocket……. Initially I thought that was our cab and I took few steps ...….but at the end I came to know that that was not my cab …yes it was not my cab but unfortunately my eyes are made me to look at the cab again because of some unknown dry feelings and suddenly I saw someone's wife ….'Yes…she is someone's wife….but why I am looking at her????……what is wrong with me???...???'

See the corner of your cubical……….I will take you to the flashback………..(4.5years back)

Once upon a time (before her marriage) there were two good human beings inthis planet....one is male and another one is female (the one inside the cab) …she was aggressive but she was really funny…he (me) was like a species from some broken planet …..

She was my classmate…and I was her classmate….also my good friend …

During my college days she was the only one person who use to call me as monkey(what a pet name)… we are from the same college …. we studied together…we passed out together…we searched job together and one fine day she got married to someone….. :)

Ok…now come to reality…..(flash back is over)

Yes…Yes…..……I am not wrong …she is the one…she was my classmate….I was so happy that I am seeing her after long time and I expected same reply from her also …as we were really good friends…..I thought of waving her and I raised my hand with all my old memories …if there is any meaning for 'Good friends' then that is only because of us…our friendship was so pure and clean without any misunderstanding….even I can remember the time when she use to hit my head by using long notebook….and well she got angry when i din't make if for her marriage …..mm….at that time my life was moving in a single track and today my life is started to move in a 3 seperate single tracks(which is very dangerous)…………….

My tall hands are waving at her to say that 'hay, look at me….I am still alive….I am your old friend…..'…..and I was really happy …. And slowly my eyes are filled with tears without my knowledge (people say na…happy tears…that was making space inside my eyes)…….. all these things happened within 2 and a half minute… ….at the end she noticed me but she acted like a stranger is waving at her (I don't know she acted or she is not able to identify???) and I was shocked when she looked back her seat …as if I am waving to someone sitting behind her ….she was looking at me with a unknown face………… … wheels of that cab are started to make move….. at the end she came to conclusion that I am not mentally stable….……and a big laugh ceme from her cab…..'Why she pretended to reply me??? why???? ….'..everything becomes question for me …a floating unknown question suddenly helped my known tears which initially named as happy tears are converted into sad tears and came out of my eyes without scaring to the outside weather……… …..cab started to move fast….my tears are started to move with the wind…..people are laughing at me…..her face was disappearing …..I felt bad only for one reason that "she failed to identify the person whose weight is also not changed from last 8years"………..????????????

60 minutes !!!?????

Story of two people who are at the verge of death…and they have just 60min…

See the corner of your cubical….I will take you to the future cum flash back….

Me and my friend came out of annual health check up(first time !!!) that was sponsored by our respective companies and after the check up….irritated doctor told us that we have only 60 minutes of life (after seeing so many bugs in our body during debugging)…..

Me : dude……
My friend : ya….macha tell me….
Me : Dude…..doctor scolded me da….that to this time da…
My friend : Why?
Me : doctor told me that my lungs is full of customer specific tobacco and he can’t do anything to save my life….
My friend. : Then….????
Me : Then I gave him 10rupees and asked him to repair it in debugging mode and he got angry da….and scolded me that we ‘development specialists’ sorry ‘software engineers’ don’t have brain..
My friend : Ok leave it ….. anyway we are dying na…
Me : ya hoo….my biggest dream is coming true….At last we are dying…dude....super na….we can meet ‘Urvashi’…’Meneka’…’Rambe’…
My friend : Kya be …you want ‘Rambe’….idiot….. be serious atleast when you are dying…
Me : sorry dude…..but tell me one thing…are you going to miss anything by dying early?
My firend : I don’t know da….but definitely I will miss Dhoom-3.
Me : Ya…even I will miss ‘Code Olympics 2007’…..
My friend : oh no…we have only58 minutes…..what to do..?
Me : The best thing that we can do is…..killing someone….why don’t we think of our respective boss…?
My friend : no…no chance….it will take 2 hours to reach their house…we will die in traffic..
Me : No..No….we should not die in traffic….we did so much to this country…people…we should die in a such a place ….(suddenly idea came ….
)….yes….dude…anyway we are dying…why don’t we respect the cause of our death….
My friend : super…run….

(Cause of their death are smoking and drinking…)
Me and my friends start to run to find a bar……may be this is our last run….we were running as if we are going to get Olympics medal….
At last we got one bar called “Die and let others die”

Me : dude…. what a super name da???


Without wasting any time they entered the bar and ordered bucket of drinks to kick of their bucket and also basket of cigarette to burn their a**…
Cheersssssssss………they started …..

Me : doode….(‘dude’ will become ‘doode’…once I start to drink)
My friend : machiiii…..(‘macha’ will become ‘machi’…once my firend start to drink)
Me : why we are dying……
My friend : we have only one life da…that’s why we are dying….machiiii
Me : (crying) doode…if we don’t die for another 55minutes then who is going to pay the bill…..
My friend : No da…I am confident…..we are going to die within few minutes….
Me : doode…..don’t get angry…..can I talk about….(my friend stopped me)
My friend : Idiot….don’t tell….only because of your stories, I started to drink…now again if you talk about that bull shit flashback then I will kill you before you die
Me : Sorry doode…..…My heart pulse rate is becoming slow….i think I will die before you die…
My friend : super da….then I can drink peacefully at least for few minutes….ha ha ha..
Me : ha ha ha ha ha…….see da...we are dying but still laughing...I think this is what life....
My friend : pleazzzzzzzz…don’t start again……
Suddenly my friend got a phone call from a unknown number……
My friend : Machiiiii…..see god is giving missed call da….. he is calling us….
Me : doode…..so only you are going to die….i din’t get any call….
My friend : Idiot …. You din’t pay the phone bill…..thats why u din’t get a call…
We already drunk too much……..yes too much………we are drinking as if we have never seen drinks before…..everyone is looking at us….my friend is continuously getting a call from a unknown number…..according to us we have only 29 minutes to die
Me : doode….we have very less time …..Now tell me what is your final wish..?
My friend : I want to see my grandchildrens….its impossible within few minutes…machiiiiii…what is your wish da?
Me : I want to become intelligent human being…so that (suddenly tears start to flow like municipality broken tap)..which is impossible even if I get another 70 years…..
My friend : That’s true….da….see I have done so much bloody coding but it din’t save my life…I went to gym but it din’t save my life…..i have completed my degree but it din’t save my life….i took a 30 by 40 site but it din’t save my life…..nothing is permanent da…….
Me : Doode …don’t worry da…still we are not dead…..
We drunk like hell and my friend's phone was ringing like anything….
My friend : doode …how many minutes left?
Me : still 19 minutes da….anyway we won't die suddenly ……it should compile and give short dump then only we can die
(at last he pick the call…..he was talking to someone .....but anger was floating in his face)
Me : Doode…what happened ….are you angry????
My friend : No…no…I am very happy….s**ks ….it is my cell(looking at his cell)….and I am paying the phone bill but most of the time people called me to contact you……shi*
Me : ha ha…..ok leave it…tell me know who called now….
My friend : urmila……….
Me : super……from heaven naaaa?
My firend : Customer care……she called me to inform you to pay the phone bill….
Me : Oh no……..see doode…what a artificial world…..they don't leave us even while we are dying….
(again he got a call…..and this time doctor has called him but he disconnected the phone…. Just after that he got one more call now he got angry and he gave me the phone to talk…as he thought that again customer care people are on the line….)
(I took the phone and ……..)
Me : Hello…(I said 'hello' as if I am the owner of the ozone layer)
Other side : sir….good evening….this is Chamapakali calling from 'Jingilala insurance company' …sir …(I stoped her…)
Me : what ????
My friend : who is calling machiii….????
Me : wait ra......????(I replied to my friend by covering the phone)
Other side : sir…we have a amazing plan…..sir…just pay 2000 rupees now and you will get 20 lacks after you die …..its a super dying offer sir…(again I stopeed her)
(I called my friend by covering the phone……)
Me : doode….listen …..how much you have now….because if we pay pay 2000 now then we will get 20 lacks after our death…20 + 20 lacks… we can open a small scale industry at the border of hell and heaven…..what do you say….
(my friend slapped me…..woo…what a reply)
Other side : sir…sir…..
Me: Ya….Can you come here…
Other side : where sir????
Me : bar….
Other side : bar?????
Me : I told my friend about you offer and he slapped me can you come here and slap me again to the other side because it was my fault that I picked your call while I am dieing …(suddenly phone is disconnected from other side…..)
My friend : machiii…its time to write parting note………..
Me : ya….da…..comeon start…
My friend : 'to all beautiful cigarettes and romantic beers….it was great to spend time with you people….thanks for your kind support…..(I started to continue…
Me : …..'even thanks to all banks and all debit card and credit card which made us to drink all the time….'
My friend : oh no………..shit….
Me : what happened ……?
My friend : I am married ra…..
Me : what a coincidence even I am married ra…..
(Actually me and my friends are married …..but we forget to inform our wives that we are dying….)
My friend : we need to call them and tell them that we are dying…
Me : no use da…..they will scold us….as they know that we are drunker and they think that we are lying or joking....….
My friend : but……………
Me : ……..but we have 9 minutes to die….doode….
My friend : What happened
Me : I think I am dying….
My friend : what happened…????
Me : my heart beat is becoming slow…..my eyes are closing……
(suddenly my friend started to cry and as if I am dead…..)
My friend : nooooooooooo………….machiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii………….i lost one irriting insect………machiiiiiiiiiii
Me : doode………..
My friend : oh…still you are not dead………????? Simply I have shouted ….rollback rollback…..(he is trying to recall his words…) rollback ….rollback…..
(at last bill came………..but 60 minutes are over………..we don't have money to pay……………….)
Bar man : sir…your bill…
My friend : but we din't ask for it…..
Bar man : but my manager wants you to take this bill…
Me: ok…give…we will take this ……..
(With an innocent face …… I took the bill and kept inside my empty valet and took my friend and started to move out of the bar…suddenly two things happened one is my friend got a call from his wife ….and second one is ...?????)
My friend : hello dear .....……this is your husband…(drinking effect...)
His wife : shut up….
My friend : (my friend closed his mouth)
His wife : (after few minutes) why the hell you are not talking…??? (see that's why wives are wives….she asked him to shut up….and again she is questioning…???)
My friend : ya tell me…
His wife : why ????.....you don't have money to pay the bill????
My friend : who told you darling…I am working…i am inside the office.......today we have a release…..
His wife : Shut up (again silent …….)
My friend : (also silent) (but not the phone bill….)
(small history for this…..actually me and my friend use to drink and smoke before the marriage but we left after our marriage but because of some unavoidable circumstances we started again after 6 months of the marriage…..and our beautiful wives come to know about this…and they made very big plan of 'MISSION : death within 60 minutes'…..they consulted a doctor(where we use to go for annual health check up) and asked them to give a wrong report …by this they want to avoid us to not drink atleast for a day ......well….noramally we use to reach our stop at 8.15pm (night) and we use to drink for an hour from 8.20pm to 9.20pm……and one fine day we caught…and they planeed above mission...and they started to follow us till the bar and they waited near the bar with lots of hope that we don't drink atleast for that day……but it din't worked out…..instead of that it damaged more…..normally we use to drink 30ml but that day we drunk 3000ml….(so the damage occurred 10times)…that's why 'NEVER EVER GO WITH AN NEGATIVE APROACH WITH ANYONE'....either to make some one to work or for make some one to leave some habbit...or make some one to achieve something....'BE POSITIVE AND GO WITH A POSSITIVE ATTITUDE AND APPROCH'....….'JUST A SPOON OF LOVE CAN STOP BARREL OF BEERS' )

(after that they realized their mistake and we realized their mistakes and also our mistakes and now a days we are going to 'YOGASANA' form 8.20pm to 9.20 pm………………………..wait………wait……….ok leave it!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT wAs raiNing outSide and I wAs cryinG insidE ???????????

It was raining outside and I was crying inside…………. my heart is getting wet……..and my tears are dancing with rain drops…..my exams will start from the next day of the incident……..first paper of last semester…..and I felt like …..I got the result before I write the exam………….

See the corner of your cubical…..I will take you to the flashback……….

One cloudy evening when sun is trying to sleep and moon wants to come out of the bed with the army of stars……
At last I went to one of the place which is very near to my college……oh……it is full of silence……people are like status…..even you can hear if some one drops match stick …..That is my college library….Oh Library…..this is the place where people come for studies……..i don’t know how people will study without noise of music…

I went to library with an unknown text book with an known feelings……….

Our library has 6 floors…..in that one floor is very big and that is meant for group discussion…..and this place is better than other places….

As usually my eyes were searching her(her!!!!...ya….my friend…..my good friend…my really good friend….more than a good friend)……at last I found her as usual sitting alone with a load of books and a bunch of sweet floating smiles…. …. And placed my self in the same room very near to her and acted like I didn’t see her…

As expected …I heard a voice (at last she called me)…’Junks……’ then suddenly with a surprise I looked at her(they call me as ‘junks’…)…and said ’Oh you are here…what a coincidence….”
She : ‘ No coincidence nothing….I told you yesterday right….….i will be coming to the library today evening’
Me : ‘Ha …ya … ya……mmmm..ok’
She : ‘why are you sitting there…come here….even I am getting bored by sitting alone’
Me : ‘No…I need to concentrate on my studies…..(acted like as if I came to library for studies not for her…but I was not aware of her next reply)
She : ‘Ok….as you wish’
Me : (oh……………noooooooo) ‘Its Ok… I will come…no use of concentrating on the subject which I don’t know’
(she smiled on my as usual behavior………..as I am shameless idiot and as we were very good friends for long time……I shifted myself to her place)
She : ‘how is your preparation going on’
Me : ‘Super….i already covered the topic which can get the passing marks…..now I am reading this book to get distinction….(as if………)
(suddenly she started to laugh like anything)
Me : ’What happened’
She : ‘If you read this book you don’t get distinction….you will irritate others….’
(oh….shit…..i carried a psychic book called ‘I am psycho and you are psycho’ instead of text book …anyway my intention is to express my feelings to her….so in hurry I got the wrong book…what to do now…well my old stratergy… I always laugh loudly when I get nervous…..)
Me : ha … ha … ha..(laughing without any reason …….because i was almost caught)
She : don’t laugh…..i have a note book….. read this…
(for few minutes … I thought of trying to read that book….but I never had an habit of reading anything…not even newspaper)
Me : (after few minutes) Hi….well…how are you?….
She : You asking this question for 5th time…..what happened to you…you know that I am fine……..my family is fine……
Me : ha ha ha(nervous laugh)…ya its true….
She : you will never change……..(with smile)………
Me : but I am thinking of ……..
She : what you are thinking of…..?????????
Me : (nerous)…Thinking of becoming a doctor.
She : No……..how can you become a doctor …you are a final year BE student…
Me : oh…that’s true…..(I don’t know what the scrap I am talking)
She : what is true….
Me : no…no..it is false….
She : what is true and what is false?????.....what happened to you……..
Me : don’t know…..by the by you are looking beautiful…
She : (smiled)….have you stopped smoking….
Me : ya..i din’t smoke from last 20 minutes
She : (with smile) That’s why you are talking like this…. go and have a cigaratee….then you will be normal….
Me : no chance…someone told me that smoking is injurious to….(she stopped my words…)
She : ……wait….smoking is injurious to others not for you…
(still I am not able to express my feelings…..I am nervous …I don’t know what to say…but decided strongly to express my feelings)
Me : please….don’t get angry
She : why should I….
Me : can I tell something……
She : (without any curiosity …she replied )….ya tell…
Me : I love you…………….(she the way I expressed my feelings)
(I am dam nervous……….i covered my face to avoid slaps…..i closed my eyes to take care of my eye brow …I am scared…..I don’t want to see her……I thought I am gone case……….)
(silent everywhere……yes…..silence is covered the space…….still my eyes are closed……….i don’t know what is going to happen in my life)
(suddenly some one’s hand is pinching my ears…..oh…no…that is she….and loud laugh……my expectation is varying like dying mosquito’s heart….when I opened my eyes…she was laughing like anything……..still laughing…she is not able to control…..and I don’t know her reply………at last after laughing for 10 minutes she replied……..)
She : (laughing loudly)‘you na…AT LEAST BE SERIOUS FOR SOMETIME!!!’
(she thought that I was joking………..but she don’t know the weight of my heavy heart…weight of my sentence……..weight of my feelings……..even today when I meet her she will remember that and she will laugh……..’Behind every laugh there is a hidden tearS’

Life is a KicK....UnconDitionaL KicK!!!

Life is a Kick......Just Kick it!!!!
Life is a music......Just feel it!!!!
Life is a ralationship......Just relate it!!!

Everytime I thought of something else...but suddenly I thought of thinking about myself!!! And my own feelings!!!!

Whenever I see her …I feel like this….
“The screaming cloud slept on the rising sun!!!
The stars started to blink without caring to the sun!!!
The mountains are touching the earth with a smooth feeling!!!”

Whenever I don’t see her…I feel like this…
“I am drinker but where is my drink!!!
I am lover but where is my love!!!
I am still alive but where is my life!!!”

…………….Life is really driven by destiny…Its true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hidden feelings of the window !!????????

I would like to share very Short love story of mine……(based on hidden feelings)...true story!!!

As usual I was on the way to my office with the help my regular cab…..and after very short distance cab stopped......as usual traffic signal stopped us!!!
And traffic signal started to countdown from 129….128……127!!!!

My cab was standing parallel to other cab (of some other unknown company)
I saw a young female human being sitting at the window seat of the other cab….!!!
I saw her……she saw me….!!! Suddenly I felt very happy!!! I thought that my day is started!!!

Suddenly I turned my head to the corner of the bus…and started dreaming …..
Suddenly the person (idiot) who was sitting next me shouted (till now I don’t know why he has shouted)…my dream ended…..

Listen…we are still on the same place because of the traffic signal…. But still the countdown is at 92..91..90….

But she is still there…..I thought of passing one attracting smile ..but at that time she smiled on me…oh…oh...oh.....(what is this ?)....what is this???….what a incident!!!

Then suddenly I raised my hand and tried to express ‘Hi’ to her ……meanwhile she was also trying to express something……I tried to open the window but it was really hard to open the window …. but at that time bus started to move……..oh no…..my bus took left side….and her bus took right side…still I am trying to open the window…..but it was too late…..

At last I reached my office and thought of shaping my hairs and I was looking at the window from outside….and I came to know that the window has cooling glass cover…..!!!

It does mean that someone from outside cannot see the person who is smilling from inside???

PrOaCtIVe ???

“You should be Proactive”… “You should be Proactive”… “You should be Proactive”…!!!!!!!!! Why da…why for me……???

No body tells you….what ..where…how….? they just say….“You should be Proactive”…

Actual meaning of proactive is “implications for motivation and action”. But how can we think about motivation when we de-motivated……and how can we go ahead with action when we don’t get healthy reaction for that.

Meaning should be changed Proactive means “Implication for motivation and action driven by de-motivation and reaction respectively”.

According to my knowledge people hate this word ‘Proactive’ (as I do). Because now a days if some one says you “Be proactive” then it does mean that you are a idiot and dumband you will not get the hike this time ….and it also mean that you don’t know how to swim on the corporate road.

For example : See I used the word “Corporate road” ….. and you may be thinking about this word …. But frankly speaking even I don’t know about this word….but still I used that word…same way your MAMU will use the word “proactive"even though he don’t know the exact meaning of this hot s**t!!!!

I was not proactive when I was born….
I was not proactive instead of that I was scared when my parents forced me to walk and talk when I was 3years old…
I was not proactive when I started go to school (my parents are forced…I love to be a uneducated good human being)
I was not proactive during exams (I was forced to write)
I was not proactive when some one smiled on me with the feelings (I missed it)…..
I was not proactive when some one wants to spend a day with me (still fresh)

But why suddenly I should become proactive after joining some job……..???? Why????
Anyway this word affected my professional life and also my personal life

Now I am 26….6.29 feet tall….laughing face….sexy nose….mind blowing eyes
Still……
Still……..
My parents are not proactive they don’t want to spoil someone’s life…..

Proactive will make you inactive only if you are active….and makes you more inactive if are inactive …that’s all….!!!!


I found a solution for this there is something called There is something called “Proactive Maintenance?” … it means “To throw out your old ideas on your system…By maintaining the virginity of the new ideas”. And everyday keep on vomiting those old ideas till that system will get saturated…once it is saturated then starts vomiting that new idea by making sure that you have one new idea as back up!!!!!…….


If you here this word ‘Proactive’ in future then it does mean that someone trying to put colors and perfume to your s**t…..But s**t is s**t only…No USE!!!

"SmilE" to "SmilE"

Today I felt something about the smile and I am writing small stuff on

“smile”

If you want u can read it with smile or without smile...or u can just neglect it by giving crocodile smile on my stuff…oh...Yaaa

Smile is something …. Because of which I will be happy but I don’t need any reason for that happiness… the question is that what is this smile? Because sometime it will be miles away for some people… because of confusion created by this smile

During my graduation I was just waiting for 4 years …only for one smile….(till now I dint get )…but ….Sometime it makes us to wait… then sometime it makes us to follow…sometime really it make us crazy… anyway sometime I feel that it is actually nothing which has something but behaves like everything

But smiling even though is a natural process but for some people it is a forced retro.

In my life it is a event, it triggers when I feel, I feel when I love, I love when I _____ (still I am not able to fill this blank).

There are different types of smile that I had observed in my life…

Simple smile --- When a girl gives this simple smile then it does mean that “I know you…u know me …but still we never talk or better we never talk”When a aged person gives this smile then it resembles “thanking smile”

Crocodile smile ---I love this smail…the whole world is standing on this smile…everywhere ..Everyday...u can see this smile….amazing...Frankly speaking first I found this smile on my classmates face…Yes this is a smile which meant lot for me…When a unknown girl gives a unknown smile to someone like me then it does mean that ….that smile is a crocodile smile…. Because she don’t want to smile but still she is acting like she is smiling and that is blended with anger.

Every human being daily delivers a crocodile smile, may in front of his girlfriend or wife or in the office or by seeing the heavy traffic or by seeing the under construction fly-over…etc…just people want to express their angry with peace…I mean to say when we are not able to do anything then we just through something that makes sense only for us and makes nonsense to the one who is standing in front of us

Deadly smile…This is a smile when u r at the edge of death or the situation that feels you like u r dyeing …. Ha I think you got it!!!!!Well I have lots of stuff to write on smile…someday I will continue this….

Smile initiates the feelings of love !!!!!!!!!

Feelings of HOPE and TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!

OH...........YAAAAAAAAA......It was so happened that I got something to feel like I am relaxed …. Yes I went to my native place, one of the beautiful places of this earth … the place is known as thirthahalli near agumbe…. And really I got to know lot of things which I was missing from 7 years…... I stopped everything for nearly 10 days… and started to drink MILK!!!! No tea and coffee… .…so it has become a complete family week

It was moving smoothly and situation make me to forget everything and starts to feel like new born child…. Mean while it was so happened that my lungs was empty …even my heart becomes empty… but not stomach!!! Then suddenly few people entered into my heart… except one, rest of them felt that my heart not worth of entering it……

Yes one who took me too deep into the feelings within 24 hours …she is the one who is like a shadow of truth …shadow of innocence. she taught me how to live in this earth with a great smile all the time…even though lot of things flowing around her in a unconventional way…. She came like light and she went faster than light….still I remember her! Hope we will meet again.

The whole world stands on HOPE and TRUTH!!!!!!!!!! I have lots of stuff to write on this … but some day I will continue…..

At the end some of the circumstance made me to think again…..about my life…..!!!

Be HaPPy WiTHout AnY ReaSOn

Well...by reading the name of this topic ..you may think about The word "without reason" ....don't think...just try to feel it...."this word is the beauty of confusion that a human being face each and everyday",... every human being lives in this earth without any reason...for example ... people think that the property ….money…..etc belongs to them but...this is just a assumption of each and every human being...every human being run his life with assumption but he don’t think about the fact... but Why ...?????? Again "WithOut ReasOn"

According to me....everything in this world is just a assumption (like mathematical induction)....

......... I smoke but I don't know why I am smoking even though I know that this not good for good health...but I never try to find the reason...and I never smoke or booze with reasons...I always do it without any reason....

Sometime suddenly my heart will jump...by seeing some cute faces(one way response)...still i don't no why....may be ...without any reason...

Sometime by seeing some face I feel like she or he was familiar to me.... but that is not the fact...still I feel it "Wi....

..........this goes on...and at the end I found the solution for it...whatever may be the reason...or condition... The life is always related with some parameters...never think about that...just be happy...do whatever u want...(may be physically or mentally) BUT AT THE END "BE HAPPY WITHOUT ANY REASON"..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She...Me....and...Destiny!!!

One day I was walking near someone’s house….suddenly I saw a female human being …and suddenly my heart gets slipped!!!
Big SLIP man!!!! Love started….feelings started to flow like …like…..waste water!!!

After that I was silent for one week…..Because I was not able to trace that road where I saw her first time.

Suddenly I saw her after one week……we both use to catch our shuttle at same bus stop!!!

Everyday I use to see her face…..and she never use to take risk of seeing me…..!!!

Feelings converted to likings……
Likings converted to love……
Love thought about marriage….
Marriage thought about kids…..

Everyday at least one duet song ………on the road…on the hills…on the water…on the sky…on ..Etc…(only imagination from my side)!!!!!

Oh ya…The day came……!!!!

One day somehow I said ‘hi’ to her by doing some heavy coincidence. But she said ‘bye’ with a heart slipping smile…..(as her cab came at wrong time).

Oh I though God listened to my words……Yes…then suddenly I thought about our 25th wedding anniversary (High thinking low living) And meanwhile I missed my cab. And started to chase by auto parallel to her cab…and she looked at me outside the window and she smiled on me…………amazing feeling!!!

Next day somehow I talked to her…I also told her that I am intelligent….responsible…care taking..etc…..she hardly replies to my words…only her smiles talk everything!!!!

One fine day we both came to our stop but unfortunately or fortunately, both of us miss the cab…….. (I was very happy…there is no limit for my happiness…I though that I can talk to her for some time so that I can share my feelings).
But she was busy with her cell phone………….

I was looking at her while she was talking on the phone with her deadly smile…..

Suddenly…………..my destiny came………..as a CBZ extreme …. One male human being was riding that vehicle….suddenly stopped the bike in front of her (I thought he is a villain) …..And first time she opened her beautiful lips …. And introduced that guy ….she said he is her HUSBAND (my karma).






Before I feel bad….she introduced to her kids also (5 years old kid…sitting on the tank of that bike by making horrible noise…………………so fast……………I din’t have time to relax…………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes not even a MINUTE.

All my feelings are synchronized with the silencer of that BIKE!!!

What a Tittle....!!!

Feelings are driven by feelings........!!!!!!!!!!
I like the title man......

Best Regards,
Yours Shadow :)