Oh my DEAR NAGGI

“No……No..….No…………..kill that bast**d……Maroooooooooooooo” Mr. Kumar was talking while sleeping . It was 3PM and he was inside the reputed software company and got frustrated from couple of months as company deducted his salary because of recession.

“Kabhi kabhi mere dil may……..atha hai……..jaatha hai……..par kaha” Mr.Shambulinga who belies in LOW BLOOD PRSSURE and always through a smile when an unmarried female employee passes his cubical. Now a days he smiles on unmarried male employees also because of new rules and regulation which allows him to do so.

“……………………………………………………” our Mr.Khan who is very silent and hardly spoken human but he uses office computer as internet café and he browse all the sites and downloads everything. His interested subjects are Biology and chemistry.

But all the above mentioned characters are not our story highlight. All the above three(including me) has only one CUBIC-MATE and he is ‘NIgga’ alias ‘DEAR DEVIL NIGGA’ alias Mr.Nagesh who hardly available at his own seat. He is seen once in while infront of the system and every time he will call the helpline to reset his system password. It happens when someone spending his most of the time at canteen, green ground, tea shop, coffee shop etc etc….….

I think I Said something…. Wait I will recap again “Happens when someone spending his most of the time at canteen, green ground, tea shop, coffee shop etc etc….…., …” oh I think I missed something ……….yes ‘rest room’ …… yes ‘rest room’…..yes ‘rest room’…….(Let me go to flash…….sorry flash back….)

It was August 14th; just one day before we got freedom and we never thought our ‘Nigga’ will lose his freedom on the same day. That to in a well built ‘rest room’ which is restricted for few people(confused!!!...go ahead)

August 14th, It was 8.00am and no one in the office, everyone was sleeping at their respective houses except our team who are supposed to be there in the office to attend a conference call with African clients. Normally for my other teams clients will be from UK or US but our team is different, we normally have clients from under developing countries. Most of the time we discuss with African clients as we work on oldest version of software’s. Might be Gorilla’s time.
We are all came to new building (which was opened on the same day) because of unavailability for the meeting rooms in our old building. All of us are in half-sleep mood and somehow we have completed the first half unsuccessfully at 9.30am (at this time most of the employees are inside the office). We had half-an-hour break before the next call. And our manager is strict like hostel warden (female managers are always like this), married female human being (like…like….???????).

We all came out of the meeting room with an ugly faces and our whole body smells like hell. We took some of the empty chairs of the empty cubical and started to sleep by opening our eyes.
Our Nagesh alias ‘Nigga’ had plans of going to rest room and he was calling all of us to accompany him. TERRIBLE…..Have you ever called anyone to escort to rest room? But he did that …. He is such a shameless…aimless….careless human being who was always lazy to do everything. As we are in new buiding, we are not interested use the new ‘rest room’ because of sentiments attached with our old buildings old rest room. But our NAGGI is very creative and he always loves new things(but he doesn’t know that new things are might be interesting but dangerous)

After hearing ‘No’ from everyone, he left to new Rest room of new building with heavy heart, with half sleep and with half bended body. He went close to the rest room and he had 3 choices …‘Male rest room’ ‘Female rest room’ and ‘Handicapped rest room’. But the problem is that all are in symbols (as usual). And our ‘Nigga’ is not good in recognizing the symbols and because of this he got failed 3 times to get his LL (Learning License) for two wheeler as he was unable to identify the STOP signal sign board.

Lets come to the point, he is still standing infront of the rest room and with half sleep, he slips into one of the rest room. As it is early in the morning no one was there in the rest room. And our ‘Nigga’ got shocked by seeing differently structured rest room and he was very happy and praised the creativity of the architect (as I told earlier we are into new building which was opened on the same day). But he was unable to find something which is common in ‘Male rest room’ and again he praised the creativity of the architect. He entered one of the toilet rooms with the entire smile and locked the door.

Happiness is very difficult to carry because it is very heavy. Suddenly he heard some noises…sort of female voices ….variation in the frequencies…. And suddenly our ‘nigga’ recalled the creativity of the architect and he came to know that he slipped into the wrong one that is ‘Female restroom’. He can’t shout…he can’t call…he can’t cry…he can’t go back and he is safe till he is inside one of the sub toilet room. Even though AC is on, he is sweating ……

We are all waiting for NAGGI but he is struck inside the rest room. It is 10am and we need to start our second half but still he is not back. Our manager is getting angry and he is nervous inside the ladies ‘rest room’. As NAGGI needs to explain about some issue(he is best suited for africal clients as he makes some wild noices in between the meeting), his presence was very important and our manager started to ring him and phone starts to ring inside the restroom with the old populer ODD song ‘BOLO TA RA RA RA… BOLO TA RA RA RA...BOLO TA RA RA RA… BOLO TA RA RA RA’ ’ with very loud voice.( I think he is the only one person in our company who has that song as caller tone and also he is the one who keeps his phone in full volume) And he doesn’t know what to do and he disconnected the call . Again our angry lady got more angry and she keeps on trying his number but he is use to disconnect. And our manager post poned the meetings call by another 1 hour waiting for NAGGI.

He has already spent half an hour inside the rest room and every female colleagues of that building use to listen that song for every 2minutes and our NAGGI is so DUMP that he has forgotten that there is an option of Switching off the cell (when we are nervous sometime we will forget our names also. so this is not a big issue atlest for him). Still he is struggling to come out of the female rest room.

Here we are all waiting for him and we are left out with only half-an-hour and suddenly some horror music started to ring everwhere. we don't know what to do as we heard this first time and some one told us that is fire alarm and some of them start to run from the building and some of them start to walk and some of them like us still thinking what to do...slowly everyone started to leave the building except our NAGGI.

And one female started to shout inside the female rest room to come out of the building. Atleast something is favoring toNAGGI. As it is a new building there are only approximately 50 employees and all came out and stayed at so called SAFE AREA. Someone anounced there that fire alarm was a false one ( mock fire alarm) and they want to teach us how to escape from the building when the fire occurs.

NAGGI came out of the sub-rest room and saw that no female human being was there and he was happy and he came out of the female rest room and also from the building and joined other colleagues at SAFE AREA.

MOCK FIRE ALARM team are started to explain us about ‘WHAT TO DO AND WHAT NOT DO’ when fire occurs in the building. And they saw NAGGI, who was coming slowly and he was the last person to join us and that is the reason volunteer called him to the stage to tell him the importance of FIRE ALARM(infact they want to show him as an example and wanted to scould him). He went to the stage and he was standing near to the mike and he has kept his phone in his upper pocket and suddenly phone started to ring ‘BOLO TA RA RA RA… BOLO TA RA RA RA’ .As he was standing near to the mike, it was in very loud voice and suddenly some of the female colleagues recognized the ring tone and started laugh….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We laughed after one day as we came to know about the fact!!!!.

ConFUsioN over LasT day of LifE...!!!!

ConFUsioN over LasT day of LifE.......

Lot of time it was happened that the great people deaths has become controversies. There are many great people in the past who are involved in the Indian independence movement and gave their life to fight against the British but neither their birth or deaths are never by the history.

But when I was turning around few pages of Indian independence movement, I found that one man's death was more mysterious than anyone in the history. He was a leader of ‘Indian independence movement’ and also led the ‘Indian national army’ , None other than Mr. Subhas Chandra Bose and also known as Netaji because of his great leadership quality. Many questions about this man death is still questions even now.

Here is the link from Wikipedia about Netaji, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subhas_Chandra_Bose

Netaji’s death is the more controversial death and still history is confused about his last day. It was told that Netaji lost his life during a plane crash in Taiwan on August 18, 1945. But Taiwan Government rejected the news about any plane crash carying Netaji(as per wikipedia). There are many offical panels are formed by the government after the independence folowing the public demand to find out the mystery over Netaji’s death.
Here is the link from Wikipedia about Netaji’s death, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Subhas_Chandra_Bose

But still I didn’t come to the exact point where my all curiosity revolves, Its not exactly about Netaji but its about mysterious Indian monk known as Gumnami Baba or Bhagwanji. He lived at Ram Bhawan in Faizabad during 1985 and some people belive that he was dead on 16th Sepetember 1985 while some of them don’t agree with these numbers. The life of this monk is mystery even today(even after his death) but as per some people who are close to him says that he is none other than Mr. Subhas Chandra Bose. It seems that rumors say that some time Bhagwanji claimed that he is ‘Netaji Bose’. Rumors also told that both Bhagwanji and Netaji’s birthday is on the same day that is on January 23rd and also Handwriting analysis expert told that the handwritings of Bhagwanji and Bose did match.
Here is the link from Wikipedia about Gumnami Baba, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagwanji
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/specials/Netaji/birthday.shtml
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/specials/Netaji/iamsubash.shtml

The most interesting thing is about the 'belongings of Gumnami Baba'. After his death his belongings are sent to Faizabad treasury and investigation done on his belongings followed by public demand. Interesting things came out from the investigation. There are many English novels are found and newspaper cuttings which has information about Netaji’s plane crash and also the press release of the government commission to find out Netaji’s death mystery and also many personnel photographs and also belongings of netaji’s are found in Baba's belongings.
Link to know more about baba’s belongings http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/specials/Netaji/inventory.shtml
But commission never agreed that Gumanami Baba is Netaji but they also didn’t agree that Netaji is dead during the plane crash. Now even Gumanami baba is also not there. Both are become mystery.

As per my knowledge, when the great leader try to do some great thing and when they are unsuccessful or not able to complete the task (reason might be anything) then they might be under a big shock and it is impossible them to come out of that shock till their life time and that’s why they are called as GREAT LEADERS.
After reading about Netaji and Baba’s life, thousands questions are revolving in my mind. It is really very mysterious …..

NOTE: All the above information is not my thought but it was there in Wikipedia and also in some websites and I have mentioned all the links above as reference. All The above information might not be completely true. I am not responsible for your thinking’s. I just taken out from different links and pasted here. If you find something is wrong then please drop comments and I will correct it or delete it.

Do We NEeD ?

Why the hell we need Metro? One of the questions which is revolving in my head after reading the article which is published at IBN LIVE. ………………………………..“Is the public aware of human cost of the Delhi Metro project? According to Delhi Metro Rail Corporation (DMRC), 69 workers have lost their lives since 1998, when the project first took off and 52 have been seriously injured in construction accidents”……………………………. Please find the link http://ibnlive.in.com/news/metro-labourers-worst-hit/97037-3.html?from=search-relatedstories

The above sentence “69 workers have lost their lives since 1998” should be changed to “69 workers are killed since 1998”. Investigation should be done. It should not be taken lightly. Where are human rights people? Why they are not making noise about the above mentioned issue? I don’t think normal death would have occurred to so many people. The NEGLIGENCE would have been a main parameter for the above losses.

Is this project is something important than human life?

What they are doing? As a normal human being of this huge democratic country, I have few questions which are following my shadow from couple of days……… Do they have any answer for the death of 69 workers? Is it because of negligence? Where is safety campaign for the workers? What is the compensation offered for them after their deaths? How the family of that worker is supported by government? Even if they get compensation, does it solve their basic problem? Or they think that deaths of 69 workers are very less? Do they have any workers union to support the workers who are working for the project? Do we need luxury METRO by taking lives of 69 people and still we don’t know the condition of other 52 people who are seriously injured. And also number might increase when they complete the whole work. Is it the same case in other developed or developing countries? Who will enjoy travelling in METRO which took so many lives only because of negligence?

Now the question is that is it not possible to complete the work without taking anyone lives? “YES” it is very much possible. You need to have a well plan placed at a right place and we don’t need to be in hurry to complete the work which might take lives of innocent human lives.

Normally we always terrified by the external terrorism but what about internal terrorism? Why these small things are ignored in the most populous democracy in the world. This shows the failure of entire system completely. Why the death of normal labor is ignored? Why? Even they have same rights to live in this earth as other people. Why this differences in the death of different kind of people? If their work is so dangerous then why don’t they have some huge insurance on their body parts?

When we have all the possibilities of preventing them still the responsible people won’t take this responsibility. So-called social activists file case against some famous politicians status or against the gay or lesbian marriages or against some tennis player for her dress etc etc… These are done to become popular on the news paper and TV channels’ but why no one is going against these 69 lives deaths to file a case against the responsible organization or people?

Yes we should envelop ourselves with new technology, new system and new ways to solve our own problem but not by taking lives of many workers. The responsible citizen of this country never wants to have a ride on someone’s dead body!!!!!!!!!!

I don'T KnoW....

“*alert* As on __.__.____ balance in your account is __.___ rupees. Your salary credited”. A Big smile on my face. I will work for whole month to see this electronic message in my small mobile phone. Then????....I will rush to my personal resposnibities….. I will start to pay my bills like electricity bill, water bill, cable bill, paper bill, phone bill, credit card bills, rent etc…then??? …then???? I will go for purchase of some new stuffs for my house and for my family and for my self….then??? I will bring some house items for that month…??? Then??? Till that time half of month will be over and after that I will try to balance my life with the remaining few bucks and I will try to save atleast some bucks till I get one more message for my coming month salary. And meanwhile I will be searching for some better job with better pay so that I can jump or I will try to establish myself in a good position in the same organization by involving in some un healthy politics….

After few years when I look back, I felt like I was so selfish that I only bothered about myself, my friends and my family that’s all. I never thought of coming out of this very small selfish world. Why I am doing this??? The answer is ‘ I don’t know’….

Am I doing something wrong by this life style??? The answer is ‘I don’t know’…

Am I right on my own basics??? The answer is’ I don’t know’…

How much did I contribute to society except paying the tax??? The answer is ‘I don’t know’
Then the question is ‘What I know????’ Again the answer is ‘I know only what I am comfortable … I know only what I have not ignored…I know only half truth and rest are the things that I don’t like to know’

Why we always think and never implement? Why we always discuss and never make it practicle?

Why we still think about our luxury??? Our stutus??? Why we always fight for ourselves? Why not for others who are not related to us?

Can we help someone by not investing money???...the answer is ‘Yes’. Why we are not doing so…again the answer is ‘I don’t know’.

What stops us???….’I don’t know’

Why we have better life than the others who still struggle to earn few bucks per day??? The answer is not that we are smart. It is just we are lucky that we are born in a family where we got enough education and good foundation to make our life.
People are dying physically and mentally only because of weak foundation???

Why don’t we think about doing something which will stop us blaming ourselves???…which will stop us hating ourselves???…which will make us real human????

Can we do something? The answer is ‘Yes’ but …how? When?...the answer is ‘I don’t know’

D-Mattttt(Matters) Account

At last I was dead on that auspicious day without my knowledge. The day has come when I can see the difference between me and my body (for this people should die at least once in their life time). Infact here body means dead body not just body and my body (or the dead body) was completely tied with heavy cloths (it was a kind of gunny bag) and almost all open places are closed by using some weird things . Well….two cotton stuffs are dancing in my senseless nose and my head is tied completely so that my mouth should not open by mistake also (Most of them are tried for years to shut my mouth but they are unsuccessful till this moment).Four people…yes…four people…are around me and all of them are wearing thorn shorts(I don’t know why???) and they were having chains on their soldiers (might be to beat me…but not sure!!!!). They are shouting something and taking that body. After travelling for long time(by walk) they came to some beach. Yes they came to near the sea and they threw me into sea . They should have gone for any other option of clearing the body but they preferred sea. I started to flow(or sink???) slowly inside the sea and even though I can feel all these things but didn’t have control about my body as it was already dead.
When I was slowly going deep into the sea all my old memories start to flow in my mind. The day I struggled to study, the day when I was beaten by my shopkeeper for stealing 1 rupee, the day when I was beaten by the teacher for not scoring good marks, the day when I was slapped by a girl when I tried to kiss her, the day when I was joined the graduation, the day when I fell in love for no reason, the day when I got my first job, the day when she smiled on me, the day when she got married, the day when I missed my first train, the day when I fought for few bucks, the day when I forget my self in that artificial corporate world, the day when I got commited, the day when I fought with my wife for no reason, the day when I was thrown out of the company…….list goes on…….
Suddenly few fishes (started to kiss), snakes (willing to touch), different type of creatures are coming closer to me (sorry my body) and my body is flowing left side once and right side once depend on the flow of the sea water(like Bangalore rain) and in between these creatures of sea are making scratch to my dead body(which was so clean) but after seeing the body they use to move from the body as if they hate human body(or they just hate me????) like anything and I came to know about the value of dead body of a human being but it was too late as I already dead and I don’t have second chance.
Suddenly I started to feel very odd in that place but I don’t have control about my dead body. I and my body are separate after so many years(ya so many years…….) . I reached very deep of the sea where there are only horrible thorns and sharp and hard creatures and because of the force of the sea water my head stuck into those thorns and everything went inside my head and my body got struck. In the very deep of the sea my head is down and my legs are up towards the sky. And I felt like I am dying again.
I don’t know what to do……I don’t know why I am dead…..I don’t know who am I……I don’t know where I am….I don’t why this is happening with me…..or does it happening only with me….I don’t know how I can feel my body after the death….Do all dead bodies feel the same thing?....Do we have one more life?...Do they feel alone when they are dead?......Do the body still feels after life goes out of the body?....Why there is something called human beings? Are they very mechanical? Why they keep on hating each other when they are living? Why people trouble themselves and others even though the life is not permanent?
I felt these when my body was shrinking because of sea water and I was getting all the pain in this world but I didn’t have control over my own body. I want to say sorry to so many people for so many mistakes. I regretted so many decision of mine. I just want to say loudly ‘SORRY’to everyone for all my mistakes.
Slowly all the cotton which was tied my head are started to move away from the body and ropes are broken because of thorns and other creatures of sea. And body is now more free and more light and trying to move away from that place and start to flow in other direction with very high speed because of heavy flow inside the sea but my head was struck with deep thorn of the sea.
“Shit…shit…”
Heavy Slap sound…?????
I opened my own eyes and I was still alive with my own head but the color of the sea water has changed???
“Oh no……” I am inside the gutter and I think some people thrown me inside that….. May be the people are from that local bar and restaurant….then does it mean that I am drunk?......does it also mean that I was not agreed to pay the bill???......why I came alone to drink???..
Anyway the best thing is that I am still alive????? And still have bit control over the body.
My phone started to ring……and it was Monday morning 7AM and I am still inside the gutter?????????????? gutter??????????????

CrocodiLe SmiLe - The same OLD bloddy SmilE

Normally People take example of 'Crocodile tears' for many different situations but why hardly people discuss about 'Crocodile smile?’. First question that rise in our mind is can Crocodile’s are smart enough to smile? Does the word 'Crocodile smile' make any sense? Same type of questions started to fluctuate in my small brain when I visited ‘Mysore zoo’ long back.Frankly speaking, I had never seen a 'Smiling Crocodile' or a ‘Crying Crocodile'. But the word 'Crocodile smile' is more than an English word for me.

Somehow I find this smile on most of the faces.

The faces may belong to my friend or my colleague or my manager or my driver or my security guard or some time some strangers.
Smile has different angles, different shadows and different intentions. Smile can be differentiated depend upon its delivery. A ‘Simple Smile’ brings a 'feel good matter' inside our self and you don't need any reason for that awesome feeling but A ‘Crocodile Smile’ is a smile that makes uncomfortable to others and converts the anger factor into comfortable factor within us.

For example when we are unhappy or uncomfortable and not able to express the same in front of other human beings due to some unavoidable personal or professional reason then we just through a 'Smile' that makes sense to us and creates a nonsense to the one who is standing in front of us.In fact the most of the human beings in this world are dependent on this smile. Everywhere the 'Crocodile smile' exists and everyone loves to deliver it.

The delivery of this 'crocodile smile' may be in front of their girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband or if we take example of the office then may be in front of their managers.T

ake example of birthday parties. As you know, when you are throwing a party to your friends or colleagues, you are not supposed to think about the budget of the party but when the actual bill comes to the table and you are the only person who is supposed to pay the entire bill then you will deliver a sudden ‘Crocodile smile' by seeing the amount that you are supposed pay through your own credit card.

One fine day I had a fight with the owner of the dry cleaner who uses to wash and iron all my cloths. After that incident I stopped giving cloths to him but unfortunately his shop was located in front of my house and everyday he use to look at my cloths and use to deliver a smile which was really irritates me like anything but same time he enjoys my irritation and his irritating smile is known as a ‘Crocodile smile’.

This 'Crocodile smile' is more in the married life (between husband and wife). People say that there are different stages of life after the marriage same applies to this crocodile smile. There are different kind of smiles will be delivered at different stages. First year of the marriage will be under 'Romantic smile'. Second year will be under 'Responsible smile'. From the third year to life long there will be only one smile flowing between the couples that is 'Crocodile smile'. In fact this smile helps them to keep their anger or ego in control and that helps them to stay long in their marriage relationship.

This smile is not restricted only to the individuals. Sometime may against the 'System' or against the 'Society'.

A normal salaried human being who is paying his income tax regularly can just through a 'Crocodile smile' by seeing the infrastructure of the city where he is living (This is not to any particular city or country). He will through the same smile when he was struck in heavy traffic or by seeing under construction fly-over or by seeing the corruption. The list of reasons goes on….If we speak about the office environment, this smile is more visible during the appraisal meeting. I think I don’t need to explain about this scenario. Throughout the meeting
Few words will be exchanged with this smile like ‘is it?’ ‘Great’ ‘good question’ ‘I will get back to you’ and ‘Thank you’.

This smile is widely used in the 'Sales and marketing'. As you know it is very difficult to sale a product especially if the product is not branded but these sales people uses this smile for each and every word and they put their sincere continuous effort to sell the product. Within few minutes they will deliver hundreds of crocodile smiles.

If we consider the two countries who always had some problem at their borders but when their respective prime minister meet each other (may be for some official meeting) then they will hug and smile as if they are happy with the current situation at the borders but that is not the fact because the smile that was exchanged between them is a’ Crocodile smile'. The diplomatic way of showing respect to each other.

This 'crocodile smile' helps you to maintain the relationship that people tired of maintaining it and it also helps you to express the anger against the 'system' with peace.

Let’s share at least a ‘Smile/minute’. At last a 'Smile' (it may be any kind of smile) always keeps the person and the society healthy!!!!

Love Me NoT !!!

“Unknown soldiers covered Hamletin….!!!! Yes again Hamletin is alone!!!! Hamletin has been searching for his weapon which was misplaced by the soldiers who are holding him.. Hamletin started the shout ‘Anki…..Anki….. Anki…..Anki….’
Anki- ‘The love of Hamletin’
Anki-‘The queen’
Anki-‘ The widow’is on the bed of the blood with one hand trying to reach Hamletin and ears are trying to hear the last few words from Hamletin”
……………….bit flashback starts…. Hamletin is 18years old prince who is in love with Anki who is 28years old queen. Anki is a widow who started to look after the kingdom after the death of her husband under the shadow of the Hamletin’s father. Anki’s husband was killed by the father of Hamletin during a regional war when Anki’s husband refuses to surrender himself. Anki was a brave queen who always joins her husband during all the wars. But this time her husband left her alone in the middle of the war and that made her to surrender herself to the King (Hamletin’s father). Hamletin is really inspired by the way Anki carried her life till the battle war. Anki’s beautiful eyes and her body language made Hamletin to fall in love with her. 18 years old Hamletin is in love with a widow(Dynamic love). Hamletin’s father decided to kill Anki, Hamletin will come in between and ask his father to go for some healthy agreement that will benefit both of them without making any more human resource losses. Hamletin’s father will allow Anki to look after the Kingdom as a shadow resource and aksed her to pay the all the taxes to the King.
After few summers, their (Hamletin and Anki’s) love matures. One day when Hamletin expressed the same to His father. The king got angry as she was 10years older to him and also a widow. The king decided to kill her(Anki).
……………….. bit flashback ends

Anki-‘the queen’ is on the bed of the blood and trying to say something to Hamletin…. ‘I Love………………….’
Suddenly Anki wake up from fantastic dream. DREAM !!!!!!! DREAM !!!!Yes it was a dream of a DOG !!!!!! Infact the whole story of Anki(the queen) and Hamletin(the prince) was a dream of a female dog.
Anki- ‘The Dog’ which always float on the dream of human beings.

………….Introduction of the real character starts
Anki alias ‘white street dog’ (Area : 3rd cross and 4th Cross) always see a dream of human beings and her dream is to born as a human being in his next life. She is fed up with his Doggy life. Anki believes in the sentence ‘At last Dogs are dogs’.
She has a very good friend (according to other dogs they are just friends) of ‘Hammy’ alias ‘brown street dog’(another dog but male dog) Area : 5th cross, 6th cross. Hammy hates human beings and it always try to scare the human beings by barking on them(without any proper reason). It has few criminal record of attacking few human beings.
…………. Introduction of the real character ends

After the fatntastic dream Anki wakes up and comes to the real life and shocked again by seeing her as a dog of a street.

Anki went to 5th cross to chat with Hammy. Anki got worried again by seeing angry Hammy barking loudly and trying to scare a human being who is passing from that area. Anki said something to Hammy by his ‘barking’ language and both of them left the 5th cross for early breakfast.

After few minutes silent Anki started to bark (sorry started to speak)…
Anki : Why what happened ?
Hammy(silent) : ____________
Anki : Why you are fighting with that human being?
Hammy(started to bark) :_________
Anki : Comeon speak out
Hamy: I don’t know ... I was sleeping silently and when I woke up I saw a human being standing infront of me and that idiot was staring at me.
Anki : So?
Hammy : so what ? you know I hate human beings... infact I hate them more when they stare at me. I just hate human beings.
Anki : Hammy….they are human beings they can do anything to us....you got it right?
Hammy : So what…we are independent street dogs and no one can stop us. Do you understand?
Anki : Ok...boss....we will leave this topic.... chalo lets go for a street walk and we will have some early breakfast

Anki and hammy started to move towords 6th Cross in search of some good breakfast but they are not aware that the Corporation human beings are waiting at 6th cross to catch street dogs and to kill them.

Anki and hammy are bit surprised because of no street dogs are on the roads(normally there will be 15 to 20 street dogs at 6th cross as there is a Kalyana Mantap at 6th Cross) and they started to move further. Suddenly someone throws some needles towords them (anki and hammy). Both dogs will be unconsious
Sudden Silent………….

after half an hour....

Hammy becomes conscious and shocked to see himself inside the Corporation Killing van (where all the dogs are taken out from the street and will be killed during the encounter of poisonous injections) (the corporation van will have a big box type stuff which will have only irorn bars and not completly closed) But ...but....'where is Anki?'. hammy started to bark loudly by looking at the sky. hammy started to search for Anki inside the van but Anki is not there….and started to shout ‘where are you' (in a doggy barking language)

……………..Camera again to 6th cross
Anki was still on the street ….actually Anki is fair white dog because of this corporation people left Anki by thinking that it is not a street dog. After some time Anki comes out of unconcieousness and started lto look for ‘Hammy’. but hammy is behind the bar and Now Anki started to shout by looking at the sky ‘Hammy….hammy’.
Suddenly Anki heard barking sound of Hammy and saw him inside the Corporation van which is started to make move towords the encounter point(from 6th Cross). Anki saw the van (where hammy is barking for his life). Anki started to chase the van……by barking with only one word “hammy…hammy’.
Van is going towards the main road. Anki also started to chase the van on the outer ring road. Anki is just chasing the corporation van.
At last corporation van struck in the traffic jam beacuse of traffic signal and Anki somehow managed to come near the van and started to bark 'hammy...hammy'.

Anki(crying) : ‘Hammy…hammy’
Hammy(scared) : 'Anki....'
Anki(crying) : ___________
Hammy : ‘Anki….Anki…don’t follow me..they will kill you ’
Anki : (crying) ‘ Hammy…I can’t live without you’
Hammy : ‘Anki …understand….don't follow me....…why you want to be in trouble’
Anki : ‘ because I love you…..love you hammy’ (crying)
Hammy : (with surprise) :_____________
Anki : (with tears) ‘I love you…………’

Hammy and Anki are closer and only corporation van bars are separating them.
Hammy started lick Anki's face and Anki startd to lick Hammy's face....
Suddenly van started to clear the traffic signal and infront of Anki van started to move towords the destination.......

Hammy started to shout ‘ Anki….I love you too’.
but it was too late.....yes it was too late.............van is moving towords encounter point(where street dogs are killed).

Anki is no more in mood to dream about human beings.....Anki started to hate the whole world.....Yes....whole world....... at last she lost her love!!!!

Anki started to bark loudly by looking at the sky............
Anki started to bark loudly by looking at the sky............
Anki started to bark loudly by looking at the sky............

AWesoME StonE!!!

“Yes....it was the same park”.....“Yes....it was the same evening” “Yes...but it was not the same year” “I use to wait here for her unforgettable phone call” “exactly 2 years back”..... “But what is this? No trees .... nothing ...and everywhere I can see only “danger” board .... “Work is in progress!!!”. The whole park is under “make Over”. “I can't see those trees who always smiles at me” “I can't see those unforgettable statues which throws lot of feelings”.
But..But..... “where is that stone where I use to sit and talk for long hours” “I can't find anything” “It is just a Flat surface”. “Oh...They are demolishing the whole park and I don't know what they planned to do....may be to construct some commercial hub?”

I was bit disappointed but but....”Yes”

“Yes...Yes at the end I was happy to find the same stone "YES SAME AWESOME STONE " where I use to spend many evenings with load of unconventional feelings” “I still remember those days where I use to sit there to receive her calls...believe me...just to hear that incoming call sound...it is just Awesome”

“But what is this.....someone(the security guard of teh park) suddenly stopped me and asked me to not go there .....and ......why???” because of heavy noise I was not able to hear him completely. But he made me to move out from that place by pointing towords two board “DANGER” and “WORK IS IN PROGRESS”.

“I can see some people are working at the little far distance”

I was just standing there and suddenly my phone started to ring. “Hello...Hello...Hello” I was trying to reply for the phone call but from the other side I heard a Mute noise. As it was a Saturday evening, I thought some of my friend might trying to reach me for the drink.

Anyway “I know that she will never call me back!!!” “Never” ..

“Life is all about taking risk(That's what I know) and I thought of taking one more risk just to make myself comfortable with my own rented life” “I just want to sit on the same stone for a while so that I can feel the past with the flavor of present” “ I know it is not good for health”. “I knew it!!!”

As I know the IN and OUT of the park, I was successful to enter from the other side and “But where is that stone?” "Where????" I was searching and I was shocked to see the same old stone and surprisingly no one was there near the stone and I was alone.... “Again I was alone”.

I went to the top of the stone and suddenly I heard someone shouting from the far end but it was not clear. I was very happy and I started to shout by I neglected all the artificial noise and started to look at the same sky “ I am back” “I am back” “Hay cloud take me away...make me to fly” and “Yes..take me away” "Yes ...it was the same sky 2 years back” I felt like Clods are happy with my words and they looks like they are falling slowly on my head ..... “yes..come-on” “Take me out”...........I was feeling that experience first time in my life. I felt like I am flying with my shadows..........I lost control over my body.....I lost control on my own nervous system.....I lost control on my feelings...... first time I felt like I AM ALIVE COMPLETELY!!!!

Suddenly I heard some blasting sound!!!It was awesome and it was the last Awesome thing of the life as I was not aware of the Dynamite that was kept to blast the same stone where I was standing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FaLLinG ClouDs from a FlyinG SkY

Camera On !!! From the corner of the hall to the center of the wedding hall.

The First Scene and Second scene are happening at same time on the same date which hires out a huge range of costumes, props, backdrops, sets, themes , settings and bit of sentimental with little bit of mental illness which helps two good opposite gender human beings to tie the knot.

First Scene: April 15, 2008 the Auspicious Days for unemployed people to search a job and for unmarried people to get married. Hot weather, sleepy clouds and it is a breakfast time and the groom is moving his long hand near to the sleek neck of the bride to tie the knot by making the gathered people curious and the whole hall is silent and just waiting him to complete the first step of the marriage so that they can relax and have deep breath.

Second Scene: Ditto (like first scene) day, ditto weather and ditto morning and the bride is surrendering herself (first and last time) by bending a bit and allowing the groom to tie the Thali (also known as 'Mangalyum') and again the whole hall is silent .

The groom of the first scene and the bride of the second scene are loved each other for last 18 months and they had only one big dream that is their marriage. Well at the end they are successfully got married on the same date but at different places with different persons.Oh I forget to mention that thousand years back some one said that “Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get”.

The first scene happened at Shimoga and the second scene happened at Shimla but on the same date.

No flashback……No dreams….No second thought about the above pair…because both of them are idiots ….they just wasted their time, their friend’s time and also their colleague’s time during those 18 months….they just waited for the falling shit from a flying bird. If they would have got married before 18 months then they would have at least contributed to the population.

Initially everything went fine with them like First smile, first rose, first talk, first silence, first birthday, first gift for him/her (which is still not presented to him/her), first tea, first lunch (that to inside the canteen), first movie, first SMS, first phone call,But after some time due to some unavoidable situation and that to during rainy season because no umbrella everything has been deleted with their knowledge and resulted in short dump because of wrong declaration of local variables and this resulted in the replacement of the word ‘First’ with ‘Last’ for the above sentence(like last smile, last call etc….)

But Some people define the same as illusion ….some people say delusion…some say infatuation…but intelligent people will never comment on this they just vomit a pure smile. Let’s take it in another way. If these things happen in our life then we will increase our skills like marketing skills, negotiation skills, communication skills, impressing skills, balancing skills, analyzing skills, etc etc.., now a days some people are increasing their coding skills also….

Some people may miss long phone calls and they don’t need to worry about the same. Anyway everyday they get tons of calls from these bank people and also from phone people. And they can talk to them nicely by booking a meeting room in their office. Mental relaxation for you and on job work for them and you don’t need to pay for the same.

Hundreds years back some one shouted that ‘Merry marry me.. Merry marry me.. .’

If someone is looking for a permanent solution then they should get marry soon and let me mention that the Marriage is not just a knot it expands our ability to love, our ability to feel, and our ability to live with a stranger ….

Oh no…again something is happening…. Now the camera is zoomed to the corner of the marriage hall of the second scene where few ants are running towards to catch the dairy milk piece which is falling form the mouth of the careless human being alias author of this blog who is writing something by sitting at the corner chair on a wet paper(wet…???) as if he lost something in his last few pages of his personnel diary which he can not update in future…… and suddenly 11 mega pixel camera is zoomed out side the wedding hall and rain started suddenly…
Yes it is true that “Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get”

ScraP Me NOT !!!

It was a Cloudy weather

It was a Cloudy weather.....i was wearing a dirty leather
I was sitting on a chair and she was sitting on the opposite chair
but we both using a activated single table....having a sip of red label

i was looking at her but she was not
i was worried but she was not
i was nervous but she was not
i was scared but she was not

suddenly its start to rain outside and the silent was broken inside
my mouth start to make a moment....to break the silent
I said what i don't want to say
she heard what she want to hear
Both knows that it was too early

suddenly rain stoped....my heart beat stoped.....the earth moment stoped
bloddy my blood was getting colder and colder and colder....
at last i heard what i don't want to hear....she is no more my dear
she is no more my dear....lets have a beer to make it clear
lets have a beer to make it clear


Koyi javo use batha yo

Dardbara dil Pyarbhara dil
Kabhi ider kabhi uder
Jane kyo …aeysa lagtha hai ki may ider thu uder
Phir bhi hum dono ki dil barabar..
(Choras people are crying)

Koyi jao use batha yo
Koyi jao use batha yo
Ki ek chota sa dil toot raha hai ider
Ashique huo deewana ho tere dil pe sawaar ho
Koyi javo use batha yo
(choras people are laughing)


I am here.....she is there....

I am here.....she is there....
feeling are flowing everywhere

I don't know her....she don't know me.....
I don't love her.....she don't love me...
I don't hate her....she don't hate me...
I never felt her ...I never seen her......I never talk to her......

Why I am trying to know her ...even though no communication
Why I am loving her.....even though no straight feelings
why I am not hating her...even though i never seen her
Why I am feeling her....even though i never heard her innocent voice
why I am feeling like a some desire is burning inside me...why....why?
why I am feeling so much after losing so many loves...

I am here ...she is there
She is there...I am here

Her unknown smile throughing me a while
her unknown feel riding my herats wheel
her unknown face scratching my old days
her simple dream maks me a druggy slave
her unknown thoughts ....makes me to think

I am here ...she is there
feeling are flowing everywhere

I think ...I think...I think I think I am in arranged love.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...................Continued.......

MuddugummA Ammayi Vs DonkA angaM !!!

People say that inter cast marriage is not supported by the society.... who cares ? its all about your life buddy …it is just bloody your life....!!! and by thinking this I started a blog called ‘Muddugumma ammayi weds donka angam’ . But Suddenly heavy wind came and I fell down from the chair and I lost all my old memory and gained my future memory . That forced me to think about my future hidden life after the marriage (but still I am a bachelor) and the tittle of the blog changed to ‘Muddugumma ammayi Vs donka angam’


Action starts......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My mobile start to ring with a Kishore kumar’s old sad song…
Oh..suddenly I realized that the call is from my married wife….

My wife : ‘Hi’
Me : ‘ya..well….yup…tell me’
My wife : ‘Today is our first anniversary and that was the reason I asked you to come early but as usual you have spoiled everything’

Phone disconnected……!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooo………………………………….One more day without dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly I remembered the promise that I have made to her morning by saying that I will be there in the house sharp at 5PM. But due to some unavoidable reason situation makes me to move towards the under construction bar that inturn force me to drop my 9th peg and I don’t know what to do, I came out of the bar and but it was raining and I was not able to react normally ….it was all because of my friend who born on that day 29 years back by mistake and asked me to come alone for the drinks!!!!!!!!!

I felt very happy by hearing that I am married (because I was drunk so much that I was forgotten that I was married) and started to move towards my house….

I came to my house and I was standing outside the door and scared to ring the bell….and I don’t know how to face her as I was drunk and my fingers are smelling badly because of tobacco ….and I was really scared to ask sorry also…(this is not the first time that I was drunk and this is the first time I going to be caught)

She opened the door and didn’t see my face as if I am a strange sales man and she started to walk towards the dining room without seeing my shaped face…

I entered the house and start to follow her with 3 feet’s gap and suddenly I remembered those 7 steps during the marriage….and also I remembered all pretty girls who came for my marriage (this is all because of ‘old monk’ rum)

I was standing in front of the dining table and she was sitting on the dining chair and staring on the empty plate and acting like she was very un-comfortable with my peg smell (she was covering her nose to tell virtually that I was drunk) and suddenly I remembered the day when I went to her house to see her (for the marriage) and she was looking at me with a hidden eye and flipping her hair near her ears and gave a receptionist smile and I said OK then my parents called all the relatives and we became husband and wife ….at last I my freedom was stolen and restricted to 4 walls.

Anyway somehow I need to convince her….but the question is how???
It is very easy to make a customer fool but not a wife!!!!!!!!!(is in’t it???)
I used my 9th sense…. And applied all synchronized Newton laws and started the so called conversation with my own wife

Me : ‘Hi….’
She : ………….(no reply!!!)
Me : ‘Hello..hi…hi’
She : ……….(like a repeat peg…no reply)

I went near to her and try to hold her hand (which was covered by the red sarree)…..to say sorry but I was successful to hold her hand but my mouth didn’t support me to say ‘sorry’ to her. After 3 seconds she slowly took her hand back from my hand….

Completely silent!!!! I felt like my boss entered my cubical !!!

(I have seen many movies but it is really hard to convince wife who loves you like anything but meanwhile this makes them more possessive….but anyway where ever there is a deep love then there is a possessiveness)
I closed my eyes and said ‘sorry’ 3 to 4 times and I heard a reply from her….great!!! abba 25% compilation happened!!!
She : ‘Sorry for what?’
Me : ‘Sorry for….for …..’
She : ‘Are you asking sorry for the cigarette smell that is coming from your fingure or are you asking sorry for the alcohol smell that is coming from your mouth’

{I started to laugh inside (ha ha ha ha…..) !!! and behaving outside as if the whole world is going to fall on my clients head}

(I don’t know how to express….this always happens with wives …they normally leave the actual topic and they start with the new topics…like a techno-functional consultants … instead of solving the actual problem …they prefer to create the new problem….ya I know I was drunk but really I had very less but that was wrong decision to go to bar…but how can I forget to remember the promise that I have made afternoon to my own wife????
Now the question is how to convince her???? How should I????)

I didn’t talk a single word and I slowly moving towards my personal room which is just 10 feet radious and has no corners … it was a circular room with no corners… built specially for my need …before marriage I use to have too many soft corners and I failed most of the time and now for all of them I have built a room with no corners…..and normally I go there when I don’t know how to react for simply complicated issues.

Suddenly I heard a sound of plates …(showing angriness!!!) yes from the dining room
But I didn’t react for that because I believe in Newton’s laws… I was standing in the same room as a living legend!!!
She started to cough (dry) to make an attempt to grab my dead attention….

(Well you know one thing these wives always make these attempt to pull the husband’s attention and once you try to convince them at that position they will take all the minor mistakes that was happened after the marriage and they will start to charge with 11kilo watts and 1000 kilo hertz)

I was neglecting all the artificial noise but at the end I felt that I should go to her and somehow I need to talk to her. As I didn’t had my dinner and I was hungry and I must compromise with my wife atleast for rice …It is similar to putting butter to your boss just 5 hours before the appraisal.

Suddenly calling bell start to ring that to at 10.30pm ??? and I came out to open the door but surprise….Yes the door was already opened and I was trying to open the door which was already opened !!! One more surprise my sweet angry wife was standing outside(she is the one who was ringing the bell and at last she is successful to grab my attention).
I thought of breaking the silence somehow…But I know only how to break ice cubes but but…..????
Somehow started my noise less speaker….

Me : ‘Oh what a weather…. so romantic !!!!!!! ‘
She : …………(no reply…as if you are talking to French customer))
Me : ‘’Oh what a cloud…!!!(mind it !!! was night 10.45pm..cloud???)
She : …………(no reply…)
(Did I took a wrong decision 1 years back by seeing her false crocodile smile???)
Me : ‘I know that I am an idiot, stupid, waste, careless and I also know that it was my mistake. please sorry for everything’ (best way of compromise is scolding yourself)
She : ‘So?’
(abba…my wife is not dumb…she can speak!!!!!)
Me : ‘so….ya ya….. …yes this is all because of my baldy client because of him I came late and rest is history’(client??? Whoose father what father what goes !!!!!!!!!)
She : ‘So?’
Me : ‘I love you! ‘
She : ‘So?’
Me : ……..(I was silent for few minutes and I used my rusted brain…yup once I read a book called ‘How to love a Girl’)
Me : ‘because …because you are beautiful…yes you are beautiful than……(suddenly I stopped…as I remembered my neighbors younger daughter)
She : ‘you are trying to compare me with some one…now tell me who is she?’
Me : ‘She is …she is …!!! ’(how can I tell that there are some beautiful good looking girls in this street than my wife………)
She : ‘Tell….’

(She came near to me…..and I was putting my leg backside so that I can run in the extreme condition….luckily my phone started to ring!!!!!!!!! That’s why somebody has told that “ringing phone is better that a shouting wife”….)

Suddenly she came near to me and I am still alive and she forcefully took the phone and saw the incoming call and it was showing as ‘Raja Whiskey Damage kidney calling’….
(Well…. I have a conventional of storing the phone numbers of my friends in my cell phone. The above-mentioned call is from my local friend because of him I went to bar to celebrate his birthday. Normally I will store by using the drinks name like ‘Old monk damage lungs’, ‘kingfisher smooth throat’, ‘local pickle’, ‘no mix only six’, etc)

She felt something fishy and received the call …….
I closed my eyes as If earthquake is going to happen within few seconds…

She was silent for few seconds …..and exactly after 10 seconds I opened the eyes….and I was surprised to see her smile on her cute face. She looked at me with all happiness in this world (meanwhile phone was also ringing) and she asked me ‘You also na…why didn’t you tell me about the gift that you had bought for me’. She took the gift that was there in my coat by forgetting the phone call

(gift!!!! Gift!!!…oh yes….actually I got a gift for my friend for his birthday but after receiving a call from my wife, I forget to give it to him…and she thought that that was the gift for the first marriage anniversary…

(Small flash back about the gift : Well… people say that I am the only guy who always gifted everyone for their birthdays. Yes indeed ! I use to do that because gift cause nothing for me as I use to pack a normal stone inside the old jewelry box and use to gift the same to our friends by saying that stone is costliest one and I got it from Daman and normally I will spend 50 rupees for the outer gift cover to increase the aesthetic effect but I have never tried this with my wife as I always thought that my wife is a intelligent human being but she proved me wrong)

Suddenly my phone stops to ring and She was happy by seeing the cover of that small gift and …anyway for time being some how I escaped from big trouble!!!!

Anyway after every rain there will be supportive clouds!!!!!

And suddenly she hugged me and gave me a sudden full load shock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Believe me or not it is impossible to understand a girl but it is next to impossible to understand a wife!!!)

Oh …. At that time everything was matching …the romantic weather…..beautiful wife…..awesome feelings…not understandable incoming phone call….

Anyway I was happy that Somehow the biggest storm came and went…..
Suddenly I heard ‘Kishore Kumar’ song …Oh that was not a dream….yes again my phone start to sing ….my little wife gave phone to me as she was happy with that local gift…. and I looked at the display of the phone without any curiosity ….
but I was stunned by seeing the incoming call…..again …
‘Raja Whiskey Damage kidney calling’????

I had received the call. …and from other side my friend was shouting “Maga …Where are you? At what time you left the bar?…but Why you left the bar in between?…..By the by you have told me that you have got a surprise gift from Daman … Where is that doode???? Hello?? Hello?? Hello????”

Phone is disconnected…….and Silent everywhere!!!!!!!

…………………* The AuthoR of this Blog is not married *…..……. HappY NeW Year 2008!!!!!!!

‘ShaiLUU…ShAiLAZaa..'

One is from the Garden City and the other one is from a silicon city. Both are very unknown to this planet before their birth but after their birth they got their identity as Shailaza and Shantha kumar .

Well ‘shailuu’ alias Shailaza is from a middle class traditional family …
‘Kobbari’ alias Shanth kumar is a human being who always worried about his constant weight and a variable job….he is an employee for some employer….

Let me tell you something about these people. Both of them are much unknown to each other and they will be unknown till the last para and they don’t have any relationship between them.

Lets talk about our ‘Kobbari’s’ bike ‘RX-100’ and he got this bike from one of his friend as a 9th hand bike and best thing about this bike is that back side there is a sticker which makes him angry all the time and it goes like this ‘ShaiLUU…ShAiLAZaa..lovE U!!!’ and he tried many times to remove that but he failed to remove and this sticker is the main hero of this story which will do nothing.

Some introduction about our brokenhearted hero…. He always uses to miss big things by small reasons. Once during his training at some company he liked a female human being and immediately got a foolish idea of writing a love letter to her and wrote beautifully and at the end he wrote ‘Your future heart..’ and when he tried to write his name suddenly the pen stopped writing because of no ink. He went to the store room to get another pen and suddenly his friend who was sitting next to him wrote his name and gave to the same girl and they got married by leaving a word to our hero “Bibi bangayi babhi”.

After some time he met one more lady as both use to stand at same bus stand to catch different busses of their respective companies. Somehow he started to talk and then talk becomes messages then messages becomes phone calls and one day he came to know that she is divorced but our hero is very good hearted and he thought of marrying her. One beautiful evening he went to her house and she gave him sweets saying that ‘my husband is accepted me again’. Divorce cancel!!!!

It was summer but looks like winter. Our hero went to his native place for some function and he met a girl who is his relative infact. Got impressed and spent a day with her by talking nonsense. So thought of going for arrange marriage. Next day his parents start to scold that girl because she got married to her classmate on the next day by making our hero to come back to his professional place.

Now he don’t believe in anything. He is trying to be blank.

He went to the hospital cum medical college(where our heroin Shailaza is studying) for the annual medical checkup. Please not that our hero and heroin are strangers to each other except that sticker on his bike (‘ShaiLUU…ShAiLAZaa..lovE U!!!’).

He parked his bike outside the hospital and went inside for the annual health check.
Suddenly our heroine came near the parking area with her beautiful healthy friends. Suddenly her friends saw that sticker and pulled her concentration there. And She got angry as if our hero has stickled that sticker purposefully to love our heroine

Let me talk about our heroine who is a ver short tempered idiot. She always thinks that she is other name for beauty and she slapped 12 guys with reason and slapped 5 guys without anyreason. Her father is a classical singer and she is traditional fighter.

She waited there for 15 minutes to see that person but as he din’t come and that force her to go back to her respective house.

Our hero went inside and as expected got all negative feedbacks from the medical equipments and went to the final consulation..
Doctor : Hi Shantha
Our Hero : Hi docs
Doctor : any major surgery that you had within 8 yers?
Our Hero : No.
Then that beautiful lady doctor took him for BP check up. Lady Doctor is tied that belt to check his BP by holding his hand.
Doctor : Who no….!!! your BP is very high
Our Hero : This is because of chemicals . If you leave my hand then my BP will be normal
Doctor noticed that BP is has come to normal…again continued to ask some critical questions.
Doctor : do you smoke
Our hero : Yes
Doctor : How many cigaratted per day ?
Our Hero : 4 when I don’t drink
Doctor : How much when u dring
Our hero : 14
Doctor : How frequently you drink
Our Hero : Daily
Doctor : You would have told me initially that you smoke 14 cigarette. Anyway don’t smoke its injurious to health
After saying ‘ok’ to lady doctor he came out of the hospital.

Suddenly he got a call from his dad and he replied to them saying that he will be there within 5 minutes. Same time his bike engine start to run and gave that bike to garage and went to his house by auto.

Actually our hero’s parents are going to see a life partner to our hero. Our hero joined their parents and they took their car and went to see that girl. Our hero like that girl and she also like him. Immediately they planned for the marriage after 1 week as our hero is planning to flay abroad.

On the same day he got the call from the garage boy saying that there is a customer who is asking that bike . He says ‘OK’ As our hero decided to sell that bike after his marriage

Marriage is over..!!!

Now wife of our hero is none other than ShAiLAZaa alias shilu(final year medical student).

Sometime you would have interacted with some strangers (knowingly or unknowingly) may be mentally or psychologically or logically and someday you find her as your life partner but that character stays as strangers and destiny never allow you track that . IT IS JUST A BEAUTY OF DESTINY.

PlaN 2 PlaN $$$$$$

“Short!!! Really Short!!! Really very short!!!” I was murmuring something by sleeping at balcony of my house
“Are you again talking about bloody life????” this was the reply from my friend who was sharing my cigarette.
“No man….I was talking about her skirt” (I have replied by looking at a girl who is walking on the road) and even I said “Hi” to her by thinking that she won’t reply …… but suddenly she replied saying “Hi Darling” and straight away she came to our balcony….

Started ……the entire problem started???????? The main problem is that I and my friend drunk like anything and second biggest problem is a short skirted girl is entering the balcony of a decent bachelor house at 10pm.

She: ‘Yes dear, you have called me and I am here’ (replied by looking at me)
(Me and my friend are shocked completely and don’t know what to do)

Silent everywhere …..

Me : ‘Sorry madam! Infact I just said ‘Hi’ casually and never meant anything wrong’
She : ‘Shut up’

Me and my friend closed our mouths ….again silent

She : ‘So???’
‘Nothing….’…I have replied with full nervousness and don’t know what to tell…. But continued saying that ‘nothing but this balcony belongs to us and now it is almost 10.30pm’
She : ‘Then what???? What do you think??? Am I looking like BALCONY stealer?’
I thought of taking my friends help who was with me for all good bad things…..but shocking…..he was already slept on the balcony itself (may be he went to heavy shock by seeing her)

She : ‘Now listen, I need some place to stay tonight and now as you called me I would like to stay in your house’
Me : ‘What?’
She : “Yes, you heard correctly’

She went inside our house ……… after sometime she shouted by throwing bed sheets and pillows on my roomy’s face who was sleeping(which makes him to wake up) ‘You people sleep outside and I will be opening the door only morning at 6am’

Me : ‘What is this????? ….. Is this an illusion? Or delusion? Or a dream?’
My friend : ‘Nothing ……it is just a mistake of saying ‘Hi’ to a unknown person ’
Me : ‘what to do know???? who is she???’


Me and my friend totally out of order and got confused.
Well we never thought that ‘Confusion can make a man perfect’

Suddenly she opened the door…..and she was looking very hot and beautiful and she called both us inside the house. And we got SHOCKED.

When we enter our house, it was clean and everything was at the right place. Our house looking like a brand new house……..yes………..really amazing….she went inside the room and started to sleep and we sat next to her ……we both are looking at her eyes……her eyes are making her to sleep…………

Now what can be the climax…..?????
Climax 1 : Me and my friends are fighting for her???
Climax 2 : Throwing her from our house????
Climax 3 : wait for the next day morning????
Climax 4 : fell in love with her?????


(S**ks, I always think in these uselesee stuff….i need to stop at some point……..)

Now come to practical and read this………….
She is nothing but our IDEAS……
Some time some people call the ideas as I did…..but most of the time we call it by thinking that it never work out…but sometime it will click like anything…as it was happened above……
IDEAS came to our house and took few minutes to become HOT and beautiful….it does mean that we have everything in our stock to make a normal idea into Hot and beautiful…….
After that it called both of us inside and slept…..
We are looking at the IDEA which is trying to sleep……
Now how to keep the IDEA active is the biggest question……????

JUST SEE THE WORLD …… THE MARKET IS OPEN TO ALL……THE CORPORATE WORLD IS BIG……AND EVERY BIG SHOTS ARE JUST A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WITH A HOT AND beautiful IDEA!!!!

THIS IS NOT THE AGE TO THINK ABOUT SLIPPING feelings of the HEART….!!!

‘It is better to change ourselves to see the changed world’
‘LET’S MAKE A PLAN TO PLAN OVERSELF’

GreaT or RegreT ????

It was my dream....Yes it was.... and I hope no one will get this dream ….!!!
It was practical but meanwhile it was horrible….
BETTER SKIP THIS STORY IF YOU ARE ALONE…….

It was a simple night with a complicated dream

It was almost 10pm and my eyes were saying good night… and It inturn made me to sleep…..slowly the 'stand fan' starts to make the noice (which was rotating from one direction to another) and there was a noise of a drop of water from the kitchen which is falling from the tap and also the pendulum of the clock was hitting the other side slowly ……my head was on my pillow and my eyes are slowly closing and I went for a sleep……..

And my stressed brain and wetted heart start to dreammmmmmm

Dream…..
Dream…..
Only dream…..

I was carrying a dead body and moving towards the wild forest without caring to the wild animals ….. it was a scary dark midnight and suddenly one man stopped me on the way and asked… “Hay what are you carrying???” and I said “dead body”….again he questioned me “ whose body is this???” and I answered him without any irritation “sir, I am carrying my own dead body”………….he came near to me and saw the body and he realized that I was right and he got scared and ran from that place ….

Yes I was carrying my own dead body for Post mortem and it was a great experience!!!! …may not be great ……mmmm…..and I was carrying the body as if I am carrying a hunted wild animal..…..

I was searching for the place where Post mortem of the dead body will be carried out…..

At last …at some corner …I found the board saying that “ WAY TO POST MORTEM “ … I took the same route and I reached the destination….Yes!!! that was the place where Post mortem will be done for the dead bodies but fortunately no one was there and I got angry and started to shout like a dying lion …..suddenly slept Post mortem worker came out from that place like a scared rat and he was heavely scared to say something and staright way he took the request with the task and went for Post mortem of the body without spelling a alphabet….

The Start was good…The worker removed a beedi from his pocket and started to light the beedi by using a wet matchstick…after few try, he lighted the beedi & started his night shift by entering the Post mortem room with a hammer….First he adjusted the body and he kept the whole body stright , gave a big hit to the correct spot of the head using a big hammer to start the Post mortem of the body ….. and what was that....only dust came out from the dry head instead of blood (as I hardly used my brain) and inside it was total dry …total dry ….. so he thought he should go for other parts of the body (because according to him the head part was completly waste and never used ….he don’t want to continue further)…next part was below the head and it will cover the chest ….. I was waiting infront of my own body because I was curious to know about my heart…..

The worker of the Post mortem team already completed his half beedi and moving towards the chest with a knife and opened my chest …shocking…… because the Post mortem of the heart was already done before the death of the body…….there were hundreds of pieces spreaded all over the body…. and it was difficult for him to find the pieces of the heart….he looked at me because it was a impossible task for him….. and even I was not able to answer for his silence …. and I left the place by leaving my half processed dead body….. and the worker was puzzled with the strange dead body ....

suddenly …… there was a noice…….

I opened my eyes……dream is over…. but able to understand the meaning of the dream…

Well If a person is alive with a unused brain and heavely used heart then he is a living dead body…..

There is a death after a life…..but there is also a life after death which may REGRET about ourself!!!!!?????????

My PoiNtlEss GraPH!!!!....

“Yes….Yes…..Yes!!!!......please…please…!” … ………I was prying for one more four from Sachin’s bat…..suddenly a beep voice from my mobile….
I was happy that at last some idiot has remembered me because I hardly use to get messages from human beings most of the messages are from hutch customer care….!!!

I operated my handset without any curiosity to see the message……(after seeing the message...)what is this?????????...I was shocked by reading the message…..it goes like this…

“Hi …are you free?....if you are free then shall we meet at forum at 4 PM??....”

Blank date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it never happened in 26 years of personal life!!!!

The message is from a unknown mobile number but anyway I felt really happy….and when I tried the same number(to kow the person who has messaged this) I got a reply saying that “the person you have dialed is not at coverage area”…then thought for a while and decided to not to waste this golden opportunity and thought of going to the spot(Forum)….eventhough it was raining outside and Sachin was at the verge of half-century….I just didn’t care about anything……I left the room with a pretty decent dress…!!!

I was waiting for an auto near to my house……….and started to dream about my blank date……”Totally SILENT PLACE……SURROUNDED BY only FOREST..GREEN EVERYWHERE..…..DECENT HUT …….BUTTER MILK AT MY RIGHT SIDE……and and ????….”

Suddenly someone shouted(owner of 2 wheeler) .....as I was standing on the middle of the road and I was dreaming about my DREAM……….

At the end luckily I got a nice auto with all deadly speakers. I asked him to drop to forum and started my journey to meet the victim of blank date…..

At last forum came………I looked at the sky and rain was scared to touch the earth..cloud were moving out….but i was still thrilled to see the person who has sent the message…….…….Outside the forum I saw too many healthy young good human beings …..and now its time to find the one who has messaged me……????

Suddenly some one called me….”paapu…..”(my childhood pet name) .....infact the voice is from a female…..
When I looked back I saw my childhood friend “papitha”…….

Again silent everywhere ….. slow wind was coming and it took me to my flash back ..........slowly i went to the flashblack........

flash back…… flash back…… flash back……………it was a story of 15 years back when I was staying at government quarters with my parents at shimoga…..and I was 11 years old kid and papitha was 9 years old cute girl(daughter of my father’s colleague)……
We use to go to same school …............

Every morning we use to go together to school ….and everyday I use to wait for her near the gate of her house …. I use to wear one chaddi and one shirt(school uniform) and my hair will be decorated with coconut oil…she use to wear a small skirt and one big lense…

I use to call her ‘‘pappi’ (short name of 'papitha') and she use to call me as ‘paapu’….. (short name for prashanth)

‘pappi….and paapu’ woh!!!!.....what a name!!!!!!!!!!!

Its time of Ganesh festival and our quarters people use to keep ‘Ganesha’ in our quarters premises and during that time, every evening there will be some entertainment from the kids of the quarters. And its mandatory for the kids like us. and there will be a big gropu called 'seniours' (The human beings who passed 10th will be called a seniours)....but these seniours always use to tease me and pappi with some funny jokes …..according to them “I am a rat and she is a rabbit” and also they think that we are living cartoons....

Some time I use to get angry whenever they tease us …..that to when ‘pappi’ is with me but what to do if I say something to our seniuors then they catch me and use to rub my nose and it was really paining…..the only thing i can do is just neglect as if I din’t hear anything ….

But during that evening(Ganesh festival time) these seniors of the quarters has planned some surprise for me and pappi ……….

It was September month and that day was pappi’s birthday and I dressed with my favorite yellow shirt(and a hidden rose inside my pocket), sky blue chaddi, sparking shoe and …and ……ya….thought of impressing her(pappi) and took my sisters makeup box and used her cream to just impress her…then slowly with lot of feelings I went to the place where our seniours kept God ‘Ganesha’.

Suddenly a medium fast wind came and I closed my eyes with the fear ......................after few seconds..... when I opened my eyes I saw ‘pappi’….. with pink colour dress …oh my god !!!!!really she was looking like a angel cartoon….. and both went to see the program…..

Everything was fine till the last surprise was announced ….suddenly some announcement happened from our so called seniors of the quarters saying that “now there is a dance program from paapu and pappi”.

And I got shocked(but inside inside happy also)…ohhhhhhhhh….., and we both went to the stage and suddenly our seniors started to play a romantic song and we are supposed to dance for that......when I went to the wooden stage with pappi, everybody started to laugh.....but some how we are managd to stand in the middle of the stage..... and started to look at each other like a stranger ….I never danced anywhere…that was the first time for me.....

suddenly she holded my hand like a professional dancer and she started to dance and crowd stopped laughing and started to support us with a great applause but I was not able to make any body moments ….because I was not able to come back from the shock that she was holding my hand. I was just looking at her with a stand-still presence ..........and i was standing ideal

but suddenly she holded my one more hand now circuit completed from left hand to right hand and current started to flow in my body and my parts are got short circuited and even I started to dance and that was the first day I danced with her but I never thought that will be the last day with her….everything went fine......at the end......its time for climax!!!!

After some time the program is over and there was a huge applause from the crowd and before winding up the program the organizer of the program called pappi’s father and gave a memoriable gift because pappi’s father got transferred to Bellary and next day was the last day in our quarters at shimoga……….I WAS SHOCKED!!! ....and the short circuit has taken the FUSE out..........

……………………..coming out from the flash back.. now location is forum at bangalore and I came here to search my blank date owner….

When I looked back I saw my childhood friend “papitha”……. (continuation)


We looked our faces for few minutes and before I say ‘hi’ to her suddenly one voice came ‘papitha………what are you doing there’.(her husband was calling her at parking area by stopping his car there)………….this is called LIFE!!! ..only silent was flowing between us……..as car was out from forum and standing on the road…and she din’t have even single minute to talk…….and she said ‘bye’….and got into the car….from the back seat there were 2 kids who were trying to stare at me as if I am trying to flirt with their mom ……...oh no…!!!SHE CAME LIKE A light and went like a LIGHTNING spark…………..

During these times I have forgotten the reason why I came to forum and suddenly I remembered about the ‘Blank call’……….suddenly I got a call from the same number whch made me to come to forum (the victim of the blank date) “hi dude…This is Jimmy (my x collegue and also a good friend)….where r u ?…I am waiting for you near KF…and I am the one who messaged you…sorry I forget to mention my name in that message and also I have changed my number…today I am leaving to orissa and thought of talking to you”

At the end the blank message is from my own male friend....but somehow he helped me to go back to my beautiful flashback...

ANWAY because of his blank message I got an opportunity to see my CHILDHOOD FRIEND…………………………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ScaRY….ScaRY…Go ArounD!!!

There is a ghost down in the hallow hall …There is a insect beneath the bed Now it’s coming through the walls…..It was dark everywhere…silent su*king somewhere…peace might not be like the peace supposed to be …suddenly someone from the corner shouted ‘scary….scary…go around’…… …..I opened my closed damaged eyes ……suddenly I heard a distracting noise… …. …sensational tears are moving towards the rational ground with a slow motivated sensation…..impure blood is coming from my ears….ants are trying to float on my blood…..I lost the control on my legs…..I can move only my hands…..just within very less span of time again I heard the cracking noise of my broken bones…..someone is crying anger and hungry at a very far distance …suddenly again someone shouted ‘scary…I am your peace…I am your death….scary…..!!! I am truth…I am lying lie….scarry!!!’…suddenly everything stopped…...the ceiling fan is looking at the ground and trying to reach my brain by sliding on my head……walls of my room are floating like waves of poisonous sea and they aimed on me……windows are coming near to me and hitting the wall….water was leaking from the broken tap of the kitchen and trying to block themselves….refrigerator is suddenly started their operation…………..my body started to melt because of the temperature of the floor…..my hairs are started to burn because of leakage in power supply…..blood wants to settle at the corner of the room as if they are not belongs to me………….suddenly silent everywhere………..????????????????????????????..Someone is shouting ‘search scary…search scary…go around’ and again ‘scary…scary…..you die….go around….die…..you need to die’ and suddenly bird with broken wings trying to eat my head and started to fly around my half boiled body…..!!!! …………..again I heard ‘get up…get up…..!!! You are born to die….or you are dead to born……’ ……………………………silent everywhere………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CuT iT !!! WaiT.......

It was 15th August 2007 and as every one knows it was a great day for all Indians…. Well … I celebrated by playing a Basketball after 8 years…. Ok….I will come to the point…sorry this time I don’t ask you to see the corner of the cubical because I lost the cubical, I lost the designation, I lost too many things…now I am inside a circle where you can’t find a corner….

It was a great chilled evening and people are really happy about the freedom that they have taken as granted. This is the only one great festival where people celebrate without knowing the meaning of this. Well …..It was snacks time and I thought of having haircut (the only place where you sit silently by giving your precious life to the stranger and he will play with knife and also with some really scary things) …

It was almost 5.45 and I am almost near the saloon…..The owner of the hair saloon (age approximately 50) was smoking half burnt ITC manufactured cigarette and as I am one of the regular customer I passed a ‘Hi’ to him!!!!!

.I entered the shop as if I am going to act in KAMAL’S next movie (that should be decent one)but when I entered inside I found a restless razor, a smiling comb, a dancing hair cutter, horrible creams….etc etc

Suddenly …..
Unknown employee of the shop: Sir, you can take that 1st chair.
Me : Oh….Great thank you (I sat in that chair as I am the King of Bangalore)

While I was staring at my face (with the help of mirror) suddenly someone entered into the saloon like a unexpected pop-up…(oh…he is the owner)
Owner came to me and started all sort of primary support for my hair cut and at last started to cut my hair like a garden plants…

Oh no…..!!! his fingers has that bad smell of smoke but its ok as my blood also has enough amount of nicotine….slowly my nose started to adjust for that smell…

Actually we have only strange customer relationship…..I mean to asy that I know him but still I don’t know him…….. but I did a mistake by asking one small question which made me to think for hours.

Me : Sir, how are you?
Owner : I am not yet dead….some how living with theses idiots (here ‘these’ means his employees)…
Me : any plans ???? (I asked as if I am asking when he is going to die ?????)
Owner : Yes……..Thinking of my daughter marriage, thinking of underconstructing house, thinking of these idiots(again pointing towards his employees) and…..
Me: (Somehow I stopped him in between)… Please don’t cut too much of hair…
Owner : (but that didn’t stop him) I have 3 ‘hair saloons’ and a private financing….but I don’t have a responsible and trust-worthy person to look into it ……may be I can take help of my son-in-law after the marriage of my daughter….mmmmm….. so that I can take rest for my rest of life


(So one thing is clear that he has only one daughter…no son…mmmmmm)

Me : Good idea……but no need to take so much of tension …sir….
Owner : We have to take….what to do…our KARMA!!!.see that guy(pointing towards one of his employee)…yesterday night he drunk like hell and slept at footpath and morning he came so late and he didn’t bother to inform me also and ….as today is a holiday there were too many customers during early morning . Because of him I missed many customers….

Suddenly two guys came with all junky style….(see their intention..) they washed their face and customized their hairs and left the place with a dirty look (strange…really strange) as if they are the owner of that shop (this happens in all the places)

Me : mmmmmmmmmm……(with a crocodile smile…..pointing towards the owner). We both are in the same boat sir, our work is also similar to your work.
Owner : how ?
Me : see I am a so called software engineer and as you trim the hair same way we will trim our standard products. If we find any bug then we will shave it as per the customer needs as you do….. Sometime we will solve the problem by giving a consultation like your oil massage. Like your employees, we also drink weekends and same way our manager will scold as you did just now.
Owner : Is it?
Me : Yes (whose father what goes)!!! If you do the mistake then blood will come but if we do the mistake then torture will flow in our cubical…. So it is almost same!!!

Suddenly one of the employee of that saloon (the one who drunk yesterday….the victim) of that shop went outside …as owner was angry with that employee, his eyes slowly start to chase him but his hands are making noise on my head (strange…this is called experience always matters…YOU will DO too many useless things at a SAME TIME …. Same thing happen in our software industry, if my boss don’t like ME then he always spare one eye to me…

Owner : hay!!!! come here…..(calling his VICTIM…his employee)..see there are some glasses…wash it !!! (like our boss will ask us to do some documentation even though that is not required)
Me : Sir……Sir….(I started shout to grab his attention)
Owner : What happened ….
Me : Anything may happen… can you massage My head with ‘NAVARTHNA” oil???…
Owner : Yes …why not????

This is perfect revenge…..he called the victim(his employee) and asks him to do oil massage for him…..But I was aware that he will show all his all anger on my head .well can say that he is the right person and he has a perfect situation to do that because ANGER HANDS CAN MAKE MELTED HEAD COOL. And I know that The saloon owner will really enjoy this fun. This is what happens in corporate world also.

Tears are started to come out my eyes not because any TRUE LOVE, this is because his sincere effort for massaging.

Everything is over and while he was cleaning my face by using tissue paper, the victim (the employee) told his owner that he is leaving his job.

Owner got angry and he told the employee that he will not give even a single paisa for this month work. The victim left the shop and I am still shocked. But really I got shocked when he took the next process.

Owner called a guy who was sweeping (the last grade employee of the shop) and promoted him and also asked him to take in charge of VICTIM position (cut the hair) from tomorrow. Last few word of the Owner

Owner: Look dear, from tomorrow you are going to try with the new customers and initially for couple of days start with shaving and then go for hair cut. I will increase your salary by 5%.

Oh…no…..what a management!!!!! At last I came out of the hair saloon and I got surprised when I saw the VICTIM (the employee who was resigned) inside the other saloon which is located opposite to his old employer hair saloon. Oh so fast…..??????