Happy New Year - 2010

Wish you all a Very Very Very Happy NEW year…………..2010.


Time to see our DREAMS in reality…………………Time to DO something that OUR HEART is looking for…

Well…….From 2010, my blog will flow on SIMPLE FELINGS…..with new LOOK………and in a NEW COLOR.

“AGAIN HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010 and GOOD BYE to 2009”

I am NOT a DriveR !!!!!!!!!

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh….oops” I shouted as my senior driver slapped me. All other drivers are staring at me. I don’t know How to reply and What to responde..........

We are at the center of the circle..............Too much of horn sound everywhere…............Angry people around me.............. I started to pray our village god to save from this….

********Flashback***************************************************************

I am a young but not dynamic half educated idiot from a unidentified remote village. One fine day one of my uneducated friend told me about vacancy for government bus driver position as I has heavy vehicle driving license with me(used to drive bull-dozer in my village). As I was useless creature of my village thought of applying for the job

Unfortunately I cleared the interview process and got the government driver job for city transport service.

I am nearly 27 years old……..and wasted 15 years in dreaming ….Never fell in love…Never committed for anything…never did any good thing…never did bad stuffs also….neither interesting not boring …..Never studied well…..never respected anyone……Just dreaming …dreaming ….
Lived in this earth without any intention suddenly a governement transport service recruited me….

First day, I went to city transport head office and saw 15 other drives who are recruited in the same batch. We had a boss who was called by his staff as ‘Senior Driver’. He is the one and only responsible person to teach the LIVE driving classes in the city .

Everyone in my batch are silent and lost in their own world. No one was talking. No one was listening. ……

I was curious to know about the happening and I disturbed the silence of one of the new joiner.

Me: What happened? Why no one is talking?

New Joinee : Who are you?

Me : This is my first day . I am also a new joinee

New joinee: Oh ok….

Me: still you didn’t answer my question

New Joinee : what was your question? Can you repeat it?

Me: What is happening here? Why people are very silent ?

New Joinee: Nothing happening, that is the reason we are all waiting silently

Me: I didn’t get you

New Joinee : We are all supposed go for learning bus driving in the city but we are not able to do so as we are not able to trace the learners bus Which was stolen.

Me: Ha Ha Ha Ha

New joinee: why you are laughing?

Me: bus is not a match box to loose it in the bus stand

New joinee: but it happened here

Me: What?

New Joinee: Yes….Someone has stolen the bus

Me: what? Comeback (with all surprise in the world)…

New joinee : Yes…. yesterday night one old guy had a fight with one of the driver and driver scolded him badly. And the angry old man came night to the bus stand to take revenge on whole bus transport service by stealing the bus

Me: Oh….in our villages max we use to steal mangos. My god here they steal bus also …

New joinee: Not only bus sometime they steal bus driver also…..you know we are into one of the very risky job

Me : Is it…?

New joinee: Ya…yes…………..!!!!!!!!!!!

Again he maintained the silence and also me. As our senior driver was announcing something.

Our senior driver came out and started the announcement “Hello guys…you are all welcome to this driving world. We should have started todays training half an hour before bus as you all know the bus was stolen from the bus stand. Just now we got a news that our bus was found near Tumkur and it is on the way but we are failed to catch the thief. But theif has left a message inside the bus saying ‘never scold a passenger’.

So today’s first lession for you all is ‘never leave the bus key inside the bus specially when you scold a passenger. Anyway welcome to this wonder land and Bus will be back within a hour. So guys have a break and come after one hour”

I and all other went to canteen happily to eat something

After one hour……………..

Our learning bus came with a big ‘L’ in the front and back of the bus. Our senior driver entered the bus as a king and we all followed him as a scared prisoners.

Our senior chap started to explain about bus engine, steering, brake, gear, emergency exit, first aid, signals etc etc. and then he shouted by looking at us “any questions”

As I was curious to see 2 steering in a bus, without waiting I asked “in our villages we normally have one steering but why do we need 2 steering here”

My senior driver said “Even in our city, we have only one steering but this bus is meant for learning purpose and that is the reason we have 2 steering. One will be used by me and other will be used by you people and I will have control over you people so that you should not fall into gutter”

Remaining new joinees are started to give crocodile smiles at me as if I am a foolish village guy (infact I am..)

And then started his actual training. He sat in one of the driving seat and started to call one of us(one by one). Unfortunately he called me as the first person to drive(might be because of my unusual and foolish question).

I started the bus (remember all we guys know driving and has valid driving license but before starting live in the city, we need to go for a test run inside the city ).

Bus started to move with my driving and after 300 meters there was a signal and I was supposed to take U turn. The time I was trying to take U turn, signal shifted to yellow and then red(as per law I should stop the bus then and there only). I stopped the bus in an unusual way. As I was trying to take u turn and stopped the bus in between and parked the bus horizontally and it blocked the whole traffic behind. My seinor driver got angry as i parked the bus horizantally and it blocked the whole traffic.

***********************flashback is over*********************************************

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh….oops” I shouted as my senior driver slapped me. His slap force is so much that my hand hits the bus key which inturn fell into the gutter situated next to the road.

Om my god………….Bus key is lost. I was shocked …………………All other drivers are staring at me. I don’t know what to do next. Too much of horn sound everywhere as I blocked the whole traffic…. I started to pray our village god to save from this….

As my seniour driver came to know that key has fallen into gutter and again he slapped me ( I never had a single slap in my life)and he asked me to find the key in the gutter. Too much of pressure on me as I need to find a key from the shit(gutter). I got down and started to find the key as a puzzle inside the gutter .

After 10 minutes, I was able to find the key which was floating on the cow shit. I was so happy inside the gutter and walked out from the gutter as if i am walking on the red carpet after receiving the Oscars and entered the bus as a king and started stare at everyone once (excluding my boss). As I was blocked the whole traffic, I rush to the driver seat and tried to start the bus.

But not able to start the bus ????

Engine is not starting…why?

Infact key is not going inside…..why??

“Oh shit it is a cycle key….I found the wrong one in the gutter”

Too much of noise pollution everywhere because of me and I was trying to start the bus with a cycle key.

Behind me frustrated my new collegues and infront of me very angry senior driver who came near to me for his 3rd slapping quata….

His hand are very long and are very close to my cheek………very close

…………………..but I never had 3 slaps in a single day………………I jumped from the bus and started to run from there………towards highway………………..towards my my village……………………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE A forrest gump .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kiss-By-DaSa

“Do not predict anything from the title of the blog”. Always title will say something and the actual content will speak something else still both will have some unrelated relationship. Got-something? Confused? Bored? Want to know more? Keep scrolling like an unborn child…

Let’s take my own example my name PRASHANTH meaning Calm but i believe and encourage in sound pollution. That is not my problem.

Let’s take one example. Yesterday I was watching Akshay Kumar starrer ‘BLUE’ movie, and one of my female colleague messaged me asking “Hi dude, what are you doing?” and without thinking much I replied “hay, I am watching BLUE film. It’s interesting. Everything shot under the sea”. oops.................I don’t know how some one should take my SMS. Sounds ODD isn’t it? Again it is not my mistake; it is problem with the production unit of the movie as they have rights reserved for the title of the movie.

The title problem is not only with the movie, problem also exist in small screen . During old good days, there use to be a TV serial called SHANTHI and story is about a struggling female in a male dominated society. As she was the main character of the serial, director kept the name of the serial as her character name SHANTHI (this was told by director during the start of the serial). After few months the whole story will divert from her and will focus towards her brother-in-law THAKOR VEER PRATHAP. This is because of director’s misadventure. After 6 months when one journalist asked about the same then director changed the plate and released his latest comments saying “SHANTHI means PEACE and it's not just a story of a struggling female, it is about PEACE in life”. Well done director sir !!!  he is the director and he can defend himself in anyway as he likes.

My grandfather use to tell me that if we have doubt then we need to ask the person who knows about it. Few weeks before SONY TV use to flash one advertisement  “COMING SOON - DPL”…… “COMING SOON - DPL”. Well I am one of the biggest fan of IPL, thought about one more T20 cricket series. I was curious to know about that DPL and one day I asked my colleague who is from Delhi ignoring my grandfather’s word and suddenly he replied with all happiness in the world saying “ARE YAAR WHO THO DELHI PREMIER LEAGE like IPL” and I believed him but after few days, I realized that my grandfather's words are correct as I came to know that it was DANCE PREMIER LEAGUE and it’s a dance reality show not T20 cricket show.

10 years before I was watching a daily serial in a TV channel and suddenly below the screen, I use to see a warning message  “END OF THE WORD 2000, IT IS TRUE” – WATCH AT 10.30PM. Even I was curious as other normal human beings and saw that special documentary on the same night . Recently 10 days before I saw the similar message by editing the year  “END OF THE WORD 2012, IT IS TRUE” – WATCH AT 10.30PM. I am still alive and saw both the documentary. But except some amazing graphics stolen from Hollywood movie, I didn’t see any connection with the title. I am sure that after 5 years, there will be one nicer graphical documentary about “END OF 2019”

This title problem is not restricted to only small and big screens. It is also reflecting in our human screens. It was few years back, when i started to work, i used to stay in a rented house and my land lord of that house use to irritate me and always try to fry my head. But I knew that it was not his problem because 53 years back his father was aware about his character when he was born and kept his name as HUCCHAPPA means FATHER OF MAD. Again I and my land lord are helpless about his meaningful name.

Not only movie title, even in real life some names of human beings are controversial too. When I was doing my graduation, me and my roomy are trying to kill the time as it was weekend and we didn’t have anything to do. Suddenly our focus turned into two kids who were playing outside(one is 7 years and another one is 5years) infront of our house and my friend wants to have chat with them and he called them. As an introduction my friend asked their names and we were shocked!!!!. Yes we were shocked ! The elder one said his name is ANIREEKSHITHA and his brother name is NEERIKSHITHA. In English ANIREEKSHITHA means UNEXCPECTED and NEERIKSHITHA means EXCEPECTED. What does it mean? Several questions started to jump in our mind as we are at the verge 20’s. Again it is not our mistake and I also we hope it is not those kids mistake.

When I was writing above stuffs, suddenly my colleague named DASA GUPTA kissed his resume as he got good offer from some other company and I thought this irrelevant title ‘Kiss-by-Dasa’ will suit my relevant blog...........

At the end ‘Kiss-by-Dasa’ doesn't mean that the content is about Dasa's kissing.....!!!!

‘Oh PRIYATHAMA – Somthing is missing

**************************INTRODUCTION: Pritham married to Priya and by mistake meets a stranger Thamanna accidentally *********************************

Scene 1: Location is at most happening city (Bangalore bus stand), It is also called as MAJESTIC. It is completely packed with simple and complicated human beings as 90% people are desperate to reach their native place to become part of the festival (next day), 5% people are cops and security guards and remaining 5% are not passengers but trying to catch the desperate passengers pocket(They are also know as respected local Thieves).

Scene 2: Cops are moving here and there to catch some professional thieves….but thieves are trying to catch some unprofessional citizens of this country who are careless about themselves and also about their cell phones….

Scene 3: at 1.30 AM (not PM), Pritham is waiting with his cousin for 11.30PM bus at Bangalore bus stand and both of them are drunk(with their own limitations). This doesn’t mean that they have already missed their bus but because of over crowd and unbelievable traffic .....bus is not able to reach its platform on time.

Scene 4: 1.40 AM, Police catches the well dressed mobile CHOR who was sleeping happily after stealing 6 Nokia set, 4Samsung, 1 HTC and 1 china set.

Scene 5: Inside the bus stand, Unidentified Wife is scolding her identified husband for not booking the bus ticket in advance for the Diwali festival. And this pairs fight is irritating Pritham and his cousin who are standing next them and still waiting for the bus.


***************************************************Flashback 1 : Pritham is a married (to Priya) who booked 2 tickets for him and his wife(15 days in advance) in much advance but because of some reason his wife left Bangalore one week earlier(reasons are not required here ). Instead of cancelling, he thought of selling it on the same day because if he cancels then he will loose some percentage of his initial investment. *********************************************


Scene 6: at 1.45AM, Volvo bus came. Pritham entered the bus and his cousin left teh bus stand as his responsibility is over as he came to drop him to bus stand.

Scene 7: Pritham kept his luggage inside the Volvo bus and went out in search of conductor as he is waiting for some passenger to buy his extra ticket which was booked by him for his wife.

Scene 8: Thamanna, who came with his uncle and trying her luck for the bus ticket as she didn’t book her ticket in advance and she was enquiring about the same with Volvo bus conductor(who was wearing doctors dress code) but the conductor is fed up with saying ‘No’ to most of the passenger as the whole bus is already booked except driver seat.
Suddenly Pritham says he has one extra ticket.


*************************************************** Flashback 2: Thamanna is a well educated and an employee of a recognized recession attacked IT industry. Her native place is same as Pritham’s and that’s the reason she is willing to travel in the same bus. She stays with her uncle at Bangalore. The best thing about her is …is …..she is a unmarried, good looking and simple human being. But both of them are strangers to each ****************************


Scene 9: Pritham tells the conductor about one extra ticket that he has and he want to sell that and Thamanna is ready to buy that as they were desperately looking for a BUS ticket.

Scene 10: Pritham looks at Thamanna and Thamanna looks at Pritham’s ticket. As usual Pritham thought that she is familiar to him but Thamanna didn’t worry to look at him as she is in hurry to enter the bus but anyway they need to travel together for whole night in the VOLVO darkness. Suddenly Pritham phone starts to ring which diverted him from Thamanna as the call is from his wife and he should pick the call (its mandatory)

Scene 11: At 2AM, Driver started the bus to activate the AC but he did not bother to move ahead.

Scene 12: Thamanna is already seated next to Pritham seat and Pritham enter the bus and took the window seat.

Scene 13: Silent everywhere and driver took the help of acceleration to move the bus from the bus stand. At last BUS left the bus stand.

Scene 14: at 2.05AM, Pritham says ‘hi’ to Thamanna and driver will switch off all the lights (which is not a good sign) and Pritham is not able to see her response.

Scene 15: Everyone in the bus started to sleep at their respective seats as all of them tired of waiting for the bus at the bus stand

Scene 16: After an hour, suddenly Pritham wakes up because of the nature call. Yes….. he feels like passing urine immediately… as he drunk 2 bottles of beer which makes him to do so. He thought of controlling himself but at last it’s a natural nature call and he doesn’t have control over that. He moves towards the conductor to ask him to stop the bus but conductor is also in a deep sleep and he failed to wake him up. He goes to driver and request him to stop the bus in-between the highway but driver don’t want to stop the bus as he is already out of time(as the bus left the starting point very late). Pritham somehow managed to convince him to stop the bus and driver stopped at some place near the highway. Happily Pritham got down the bus to complete his nature call and all the passengers are still sleeping inside the bus.

Scene 16: Suddenly people inside the bus started to shout …..

Scene 17: Still people inside the bus are shouting …..but Pritham is still attending his nature call….

Scene 18: It’s an accident………….

Scene 19: OH my GOD……It’s an accident………….

Scene 20: OH my GOD…OH my goodness …It’s a minor accident ………….


***************Small Flashback: When Pritham went for a nature call, driver stopped the bus in the main highway road but forget to put one of the indicator and suddenly one fully loaded truck hits the bus from behind as the driver of the truck unable to notice the bus which was standing in the highway . Overall its not truck driver or Volvo bus driver mistake but its Pritham's nature call timings mistake. *****************************************


Scene 22: Pritham started to run towards the bus and saw that truck smashed the back of Volvo bus badly from backside. Well .....front side of truck is also damaged badly. Driver and cleaner of the truck injured criticall and passenger who are sitting at the back seat of the bus also got injured with (above minor) injuries. But Volvo BUS is not in good condition to carry the passengers till their end point. One question is raised in all (injured and non injured) passengers mind, that is ‘What to do now ?’

Scene 23: All passengers become panic and came out of the bus and still they are in half sleep. The passengers who are injured started to shout at bus driver and also injured truck driver.

Scene 24: at 3.30AM, Volvo bus driver declared that bus cannot be moved further as its engine is damaged. Driver started to call the BUS depo for other bus arrangements.

Scene 25: at 4AM, all the passenger are standing outside and still some of them are scolding at drivers and some of them at Pritham for stopping the bus. Most of them (luckily including Thamanna) don’t know why driver stopped the bus in the middle of the high way.

Scene 26: Ambulance and police came to the spot and ambulance is occupied with the truck , cleaner and also couple of bus passengers who are sitting back side and got injured. Police registered the FIR and ordered Volvo bus driver to arrange for a alternate bus for the passengers.

Scene 27: at 4.30AM, one RED normal bus came without AC . Even though all the passengers paid for Volvo bus they are asked to enter the RED bus. But most of them (including Pritham) refused to enter the RED .

Scene 28 : Again driver and conductor enquired with the Bangalore Depo and came with one more alternate solution for the people who wants to travel only in VOLVO bus. They gave an option of arranging for a VOLVO bus but that might take another 1 hour and the people who are in hurry and don’t have problem with travelling in a RED bus they still can take the new spare RED bus else they can wait at highway for an hour to travel in alternate VOLVO bus.

Scene 29: Pritham went and took his luggage and said ‘Hi’ to Thamanna again, who is in confused state because of the accident. When he is expecting a reply from her suddenly someone’s luggage fell into his head. He falls at some one's seat and when he get up he saw that Thamanna has already left the VOLVO bus with the luggage to catch the next alternate bus. As still 90% of the journey was left, Pritham thought that he will talk to her once they catch alternate bus

Scene 30: Pritham came down and driver of the VOLVO bus asked him about his preference of the bus as passenger can travel immediately if they choose RED bus else they need to wait for one more hour for alternate VOLVO bus. Pritham said he will wait for alternate VOLVO bus.

Scene 31: Suddenly he started to search for Thamanna but she was not there anywhere. RED bus left the spot with half of the passengers.

Scene 32: RED bus started to move with more acceleration and Pritham saw Thamanna sitting inside the RED bus. Thamanna looked at Pritham with confusion. He can’t stop the bus as he already told ‘NO’ for RED bus. At last he passed one last ‘HI’ to her and again he failed to get her reply as the bus has left the spot completely with more aceleration……………………and Thamanna left the spot accidently because of accident………..

Scene 33 : Pritham looks at the back of the RED bus ..........................


Might be continued.......

Oh my DEAR NAGGI

“No……No..….No…………..kill that bast**d……Maroooooooooooooo” Mr. Kumar was talking while sleeping . It was 3PM and he was inside the reputed software company and got frustrated from couple of months as company deducted his salary because of recession.

“Kabhi kabhi mere dil may……..atha hai……..jaatha hai……..par kaha” Mr.Shambulinga who belies in LOW BLOOD PRSSURE and always through a smile when an unmarried female employee passes his cubical. Now a days he smiles on unmarried male employees also because of new rules and regulation which allows him to do so.

“……………………………………………………” our Mr.Khan who is very silent and hardly spoken human but he uses office computer as internet café and he browse all the sites and downloads everything. His interested subjects are Biology and chemistry.

But all the above mentioned characters are not our story highlight. All the above three(including me) has only one CUBIC-MATE and he is ‘NIgga’ alias ‘DEAR DEVIL NIGGA’ alias Mr.Nagesh who hardly available at his own seat. He is seen once in while infront of the system and every time he will call the helpline to reset his system password. It happens when someone spending his most of the time at canteen, green ground, tea shop, coffee shop etc etc….….

I think I Said something…. Wait I will recap again “Happens when someone spending his most of the time at canteen, green ground, tea shop, coffee shop etc etc….…., …” oh I think I missed something ……….yes ‘rest room’ …… yes ‘rest room’…..yes ‘rest room’…….(Let me go to flash…….sorry flash back….)

It was August 14th; just one day before we got freedom and we never thought our ‘Nigga’ will lose his freedom on the same day. That to in a well built ‘rest room’ which is restricted for few people(confused!!!...go ahead)

August 14th, It was 8.00am and no one in the office, everyone was sleeping at their respective houses except our team who are supposed to be there in the office to attend a conference call with African clients. Normally for my other teams clients will be from UK or US but our team is different, we normally have clients from under developing countries. Most of the time we discuss with African clients as we work on oldest version of software’s. Might be Gorilla’s time.
We are all came to new building (which was opened on the same day) because of unavailability for the meeting rooms in our old building. All of us are in half-sleep mood and somehow we have completed the first half unsuccessfully at 9.30am (at this time most of the employees are inside the office). We had half-an-hour break before the next call. And our manager is strict like hostel warden (female managers are always like this), married female human being (like…like….???????).

We all came out of the meeting room with an ugly faces and our whole body smells like hell. We took some of the empty chairs of the empty cubical and started to sleep by opening our eyes.
Our Nagesh alias ‘Nigga’ had plans of going to rest room and he was calling all of us to accompany him. TERRIBLE…..Have you ever called anyone to escort to rest room? But he did that …. He is such a shameless…aimless….careless human being who was always lazy to do everything. As we are in new buiding, we are not interested use the new ‘rest room’ because of sentiments attached with our old buildings old rest room. But our NAGGI is very creative and he always loves new things(but he doesn’t know that new things are might be interesting but dangerous)

After hearing ‘No’ from everyone, he left to new Rest room of new building with heavy heart, with half sleep and with half bended body. He went close to the rest room and he had 3 choices …‘Male rest room’ ‘Female rest room’ and ‘Handicapped rest room’. But the problem is that all are in symbols (as usual). And our ‘Nigga’ is not good in recognizing the symbols and because of this he got failed 3 times to get his LL (Learning License) for two wheeler as he was unable to identify the STOP signal sign board.

Lets come to the point, he is still standing infront of the rest room and with half sleep, he slips into one of the rest room. As it is early in the morning no one was there in the rest room. And our ‘Nigga’ got shocked by seeing differently structured rest room and he was very happy and praised the creativity of the architect (as I told earlier we are into new building which was opened on the same day). But he was unable to find something which is common in ‘Male rest room’ and again he praised the creativity of the architect. He entered one of the toilet rooms with the entire smile and locked the door.

Happiness is very difficult to carry because it is very heavy. Suddenly he heard some noises…sort of female voices ….variation in the frequencies…. And suddenly our ‘nigga’ recalled the creativity of the architect and he came to know that he slipped into the wrong one that is ‘Female restroom’. He can’t shout…he can’t call…he can’t cry…he can’t go back and he is safe till he is inside one of the sub toilet room. Even though AC is on, he is sweating ……

We are all waiting for NAGGI but he is struck inside the rest room. It is 10am and we need to start our second half but still he is not back. Our manager is getting angry and he is nervous inside the ladies ‘rest room’. As NAGGI needs to explain about some issue(he is best suited for africal clients as he makes some wild noices in between the meeting), his presence was very important and our manager started to ring him and phone starts to ring inside the restroom with the old populer ODD song ‘BOLO TA RA RA RA… BOLO TA RA RA RA...BOLO TA RA RA RA… BOLO TA RA RA RA’ ’ with very loud voice.( I think he is the only one person in our company who has that song as caller tone and also he is the one who keeps his phone in full volume) And he doesn’t know what to do and he disconnected the call . Again our angry lady got more angry and she keeps on trying his number but he is use to disconnect. And our manager post poned the meetings call by another 1 hour waiting for NAGGI.

He has already spent half an hour inside the rest room and every female colleagues of that building use to listen that song for every 2minutes and our NAGGI is so DUMP that he has forgotten that there is an option of Switching off the cell (when we are nervous sometime we will forget our names also. so this is not a big issue atlest for him). Still he is struggling to come out of the female rest room.

Here we are all waiting for him and we are left out with only half-an-hour and suddenly some horror music started to ring everwhere. we don't know what to do as we heard this first time and some one told us that is fire alarm and some of them start to run from the building and some of them start to walk and some of them like us still thinking what to do...slowly everyone started to leave the building except our NAGGI.

And one female started to shout inside the female rest room to come out of the building. Atleast something is favoring toNAGGI. As it is a new building there are only approximately 50 employees and all came out and stayed at so called SAFE AREA. Someone anounced there that fire alarm was a false one ( mock fire alarm) and they want to teach us how to escape from the building when the fire occurs.

NAGGI came out of the sub-rest room and saw that no female human being was there and he was happy and he came out of the female rest room and also from the building and joined other colleagues at SAFE AREA.

MOCK FIRE ALARM team are started to explain us about ‘WHAT TO DO AND WHAT NOT DO’ when fire occurs in the building. And they saw NAGGI, who was coming slowly and he was the last person to join us and that is the reason volunteer called him to the stage to tell him the importance of FIRE ALARM(infact they want to show him as an example and wanted to scould him). He went to the stage and he was standing near to the mike and he has kept his phone in his upper pocket and suddenly phone started to ring ‘BOLO TA RA RA RA… BOLO TA RA RA RA’ .As he was standing near to the mike, it was in very loud voice and suddenly some of the female colleagues recognized the ring tone and started laugh….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We laughed after one day as we came to know about the fact!!!!.

ConFUsioN over LasT day of LifE...!!!!

ConFUsioN over LasT day of LifE.......

Lot of time it was happened that the great people deaths has become controversies. There are many great people in the past who are involved in the Indian independence movement and gave their life to fight against the British but neither their birth or deaths are never by the history.

But when I was turning around few pages of Indian independence movement, I found that one man's death was more mysterious than anyone in the history. He was a leader of ‘Indian independence movement’ and also led the ‘Indian national army’ , None other than Mr. Subhas Chandra Bose and also known as Netaji because of his great leadership quality. Many questions about this man death is still questions even now.

Here is the link from Wikipedia about Netaji, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subhas_Chandra_Bose

Netaji’s death is the more controversial death and still history is confused about his last day. It was told that Netaji lost his life during a plane crash in Taiwan on August 18, 1945. But Taiwan Government rejected the news about any plane crash carying Netaji(as per wikipedia). There are many offical panels are formed by the government after the independence folowing the public demand to find out the mystery over Netaji’s death.
Here is the link from Wikipedia about Netaji’s death, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Subhas_Chandra_Bose

But still I didn’t come to the exact point where my all curiosity revolves, Its not exactly about Netaji but its about mysterious Indian monk known as Gumnami Baba or Bhagwanji. He lived at Ram Bhawan in Faizabad during 1985 and some people belive that he was dead on 16th Sepetember 1985 while some of them don’t agree with these numbers. The life of this monk is mystery even today(even after his death) but as per some people who are close to him says that he is none other than Mr. Subhas Chandra Bose. It seems that rumors say that some time Bhagwanji claimed that he is ‘Netaji Bose’. Rumors also told that both Bhagwanji and Netaji’s birthday is on the same day that is on January 23rd and also Handwriting analysis expert told that the handwritings of Bhagwanji and Bose did match.
Here is the link from Wikipedia about Gumnami Baba, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhagwanji
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/specials/Netaji/birthday.shtml
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/specials/Netaji/iamsubash.shtml

The most interesting thing is about the 'belongings of Gumnami Baba'. After his death his belongings are sent to Faizabad treasury and investigation done on his belongings followed by public demand. Interesting things came out from the investigation. There are many English novels are found and newspaper cuttings which has information about Netaji’s plane crash and also the press release of the government commission to find out Netaji’s death mystery and also many personnel photographs and also belongings of netaji’s are found in Baba's belongings.
Link to know more about baba’s belongings http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/specials/Netaji/inventory.shtml
But commission never agreed that Gumanami Baba is Netaji but they also didn’t agree that Netaji is dead during the plane crash. Now even Gumanami baba is also not there. Both are become mystery.

As per my knowledge, when the great leader try to do some great thing and when they are unsuccessful or not able to complete the task (reason might be anything) then they might be under a big shock and it is impossible them to come out of that shock till their life time and that’s why they are called as GREAT LEADERS.
After reading about Netaji and Baba’s life, thousands questions are revolving in my mind. It is really very mysterious …..

NOTE: All the above information is not my thought but it was there in Wikipedia and also in some websites and I have mentioned all the links above as reference. All The above information might not be completely true. I am not responsible for your thinking’s. I just taken out from different links and pasted here. If you find something is wrong then please drop comments and I will correct it or delete it.

Do We NEeD ?

Why the hell we need Metro? One of the questions which is revolving in my head after reading the article which is published at IBN LIVE. ………………………………..“Is the public aware of human cost of the Delhi Metro project? According to Delhi Metro Rail Corporation (DMRC), 69 workers have lost their lives since 1998, when the project first took off and 52 have been seriously injured in construction accidents”……………………………. Please find the link http://ibnlive.in.com/news/metro-labourers-worst-hit/97037-3.html?from=search-relatedstories

The above sentence “69 workers have lost their lives since 1998” should be changed to “69 workers are killed since 1998”. Investigation should be done. It should not be taken lightly. Where are human rights people? Why they are not making noise about the above mentioned issue? I don’t think normal death would have occurred to so many people. The NEGLIGENCE would have been a main parameter for the above losses.

Is this project is something important than human life?

What they are doing? As a normal human being of this huge democratic country, I have few questions which are following my shadow from couple of days……… Do they have any answer for the death of 69 workers? Is it because of negligence? Where is safety campaign for the workers? What is the compensation offered for them after their deaths? How the family of that worker is supported by government? Even if they get compensation, does it solve their basic problem? Or they think that deaths of 69 workers are very less? Do they have any workers union to support the workers who are working for the project? Do we need luxury METRO by taking lives of 69 people and still we don’t know the condition of other 52 people who are seriously injured. And also number might increase when they complete the whole work. Is it the same case in other developed or developing countries? Who will enjoy travelling in METRO which took so many lives only because of negligence?

Now the question is that is it not possible to complete the work without taking anyone lives? “YES” it is very much possible. You need to have a well plan placed at a right place and we don’t need to be in hurry to complete the work which might take lives of innocent human lives.

Normally we always terrified by the external terrorism but what about internal terrorism? Why these small things are ignored in the most populous democracy in the world. This shows the failure of entire system completely. Why the death of normal labor is ignored? Why? Even they have same rights to live in this earth as other people. Why this differences in the death of different kind of people? If their work is so dangerous then why don’t they have some huge insurance on their body parts?

When we have all the possibilities of preventing them still the responsible people won’t take this responsibility. So-called social activists file case against some famous politicians status or against the gay or lesbian marriages or against some tennis player for her dress etc etc… These are done to become popular on the news paper and TV channels’ but why no one is going against these 69 lives deaths to file a case against the responsible organization or people?

Yes we should envelop ourselves with new technology, new system and new ways to solve our own problem but not by taking lives of many workers. The responsible citizen of this country never wants to have a ride on someone’s dead body!!!!!!!!!!

I don'T KnoW....

“*alert* As on __.__.____ balance in your account is __.___ rupees. Your salary credited”. A Big smile on my face. I will work for whole month to see this electronic message in my small mobile phone. Then????....I will rush to my personal resposnibities….. I will start to pay my bills like electricity bill, water bill, cable bill, paper bill, phone bill, credit card bills, rent etc…then??? …then???? I will go for purchase of some new stuffs for my house and for my family and for my self….then??? I will bring some house items for that month…??? Then??? Till that time half of month will be over and after that I will try to balance my life with the remaining few bucks and I will try to save atleast some bucks till I get one more message for my coming month salary. And meanwhile I will be searching for some better job with better pay so that I can jump or I will try to establish myself in a good position in the same organization by involving in some un healthy politics….

After few years when I look back, I felt like I was so selfish that I only bothered about myself, my friends and my family that’s all. I never thought of coming out of this very small selfish world. Why I am doing this??? The answer is ‘ I don’t know’….

Am I doing something wrong by this life style??? The answer is ‘I don’t know’…

Am I right on my own basics??? The answer is’ I don’t know’…

How much did I contribute to society except paying the tax??? The answer is ‘I don’t know’
Then the question is ‘What I know????’ Again the answer is ‘I know only what I am comfortable … I know only what I have not ignored…I know only half truth and rest are the things that I don’t like to know’

Why we always think and never implement? Why we always discuss and never make it practicle?

Why we still think about our luxury??? Our stutus??? Why we always fight for ourselves? Why not for others who are not related to us?

Can we help someone by not investing money???...the answer is ‘Yes’. Why we are not doing so…again the answer is ‘I don’t know’.

What stops us???….’I don’t know’

Why we have better life than the others who still struggle to earn few bucks per day??? The answer is not that we are smart. It is just we are lucky that we are born in a family where we got enough education and good foundation to make our life.
People are dying physically and mentally only because of weak foundation???

Why don’t we think about doing something which will stop us blaming ourselves???…which will stop us hating ourselves???…which will make us real human????

Can we do something? The answer is ‘Yes’ but …how? When?...the answer is ‘I don’t know’

D-Mattttt(Matters) Account

At last I was dead on that auspicious day without my knowledge. The day has come when I can see the difference between me and my body (for this people should die at least once in their life time). Infact here body means dead body not just body and my body (or the dead body) was completely tied with heavy cloths (it was a kind of gunny bag) and almost all open places are closed by using some weird things . Well….two cotton stuffs are dancing in my senseless nose and my head is tied completely so that my mouth should not open by mistake also (Most of them are tried for years to shut my mouth but they are unsuccessful till this moment).Four people…yes…four people…are around me and all of them are wearing thorn shorts(I don’t know why???) and they were having chains on their soldiers (might be to beat me…but not sure!!!!). They are shouting something and taking that body. After travelling for long time(by walk) they came to some beach. Yes they came to near the sea and they threw me into sea . They should have gone for any other option of clearing the body but they preferred sea. I started to flow(or sink???) slowly inside the sea and even though I can feel all these things but didn’t have control about my body as it was already dead.
When I was slowly going deep into the sea all my old memories start to flow in my mind. The day I struggled to study, the day when I was beaten by my shopkeeper for stealing 1 rupee, the day when I was beaten by the teacher for not scoring good marks, the day when I was slapped by a girl when I tried to kiss her, the day when I was joined the graduation, the day when I fell in love for no reason, the day when I got my first job, the day when she smiled on me, the day when she got married, the day when I missed my first train, the day when I fought for few bucks, the day when I forget my self in that artificial corporate world, the day when I got commited, the day when I fought with my wife for no reason, the day when I was thrown out of the company…….list goes on…….
Suddenly few fishes (started to kiss), snakes (willing to touch), different type of creatures are coming closer to me (sorry my body) and my body is flowing left side once and right side once depend on the flow of the sea water(like Bangalore rain) and in between these creatures of sea are making scratch to my dead body(which was so clean) but after seeing the body they use to move from the body as if they hate human body(or they just hate me????) like anything and I came to know about the value of dead body of a human being but it was too late as I already dead and I don’t have second chance.
Suddenly I started to feel very odd in that place but I don’t have control about my dead body. I and my body are separate after so many years(ya so many years…….) . I reached very deep of the sea where there are only horrible thorns and sharp and hard creatures and because of the force of the sea water my head stuck into those thorns and everything went inside my head and my body got struck. In the very deep of the sea my head is down and my legs are up towards the sky. And I felt like I am dying again.
I don’t know what to do……I don’t know why I am dead…..I don’t know who am I……I don’t know where I am….I don’t why this is happening with me…..or does it happening only with me….I don’t know how I can feel my body after the death….Do all dead bodies feel the same thing?....Do we have one more life?...Do they feel alone when they are dead?......Do the body still feels after life goes out of the body?....Why there is something called human beings? Are they very mechanical? Why they keep on hating each other when they are living? Why people trouble themselves and others even though the life is not permanent?
I felt these when my body was shrinking because of sea water and I was getting all the pain in this world but I didn’t have control over my own body. I want to say sorry to so many people for so many mistakes. I regretted so many decision of mine. I just want to say loudly ‘SORRY’to everyone for all my mistakes.
Slowly all the cotton which was tied my head are started to move away from the body and ropes are broken because of thorns and other creatures of sea. And body is now more free and more light and trying to move away from that place and start to flow in other direction with very high speed because of heavy flow inside the sea but my head was struck with deep thorn of the sea.
“Shit…shit…”
Heavy Slap sound…?????
I opened my own eyes and I was still alive with my own head but the color of the sea water has changed???
“Oh no……” I am inside the gutter and I think some people thrown me inside that….. May be the people are from that local bar and restaurant….then does it mean that I am drunk?......does it also mean that I was not agreed to pay the bill???......why I came alone to drink???..
Anyway the best thing is that I am still alive????? And still have bit control over the body.
My phone started to ring……and it was Monday morning 7AM and I am still inside the gutter?????????????? gutter??????????????

CrocodiLe SmiLe - The same OLD bloddy SmilE

Normally People take example of 'Crocodile tears' for many different situations but why hardly people discuss about 'Crocodile smile?’. First question that rise in our mind is can Crocodile’s are smart enough to smile? Does the word 'Crocodile smile' make any sense? Same type of questions started to fluctuate in my small brain when I visited ‘Mysore zoo’ long back.Frankly speaking, I had never seen a 'Smiling Crocodile' or a ‘Crying Crocodile'. But the word 'Crocodile smile' is more than an English word for me.

Somehow I find this smile on most of the faces.

The faces may belong to my friend or my colleague or my manager or my driver or my security guard or some time some strangers.
Smile has different angles, different shadows and different intentions. Smile can be differentiated depend upon its delivery. A ‘Simple Smile’ brings a 'feel good matter' inside our self and you don't need any reason for that awesome feeling but A ‘Crocodile Smile’ is a smile that makes uncomfortable to others and converts the anger factor into comfortable factor within us.

For example when we are unhappy or uncomfortable and not able to express the same in front of other human beings due to some unavoidable personal or professional reason then we just through a 'Smile' that makes sense to us and creates a nonsense to the one who is standing in front of us.In fact the most of the human beings in this world are dependent on this smile. Everywhere the 'Crocodile smile' exists and everyone loves to deliver it.

The delivery of this 'crocodile smile' may be in front of their girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband or if we take example of the office then may be in front of their managers.T

ake example of birthday parties. As you know, when you are throwing a party to your friends or colleagues, you are not supposed to think about the budget of the party but when the actual bill comes to the table and you are the only person who is supposed to pay the entire bill then you will deliver a sudden ‘Crocodile smile' by seeing the amount that you are supposed pay through your own credit card.

One fine day I had a fight with the owner of the dry cleaner who uses to wash and iron all my cloths. After that incident I stopped giving cloths to him but unfortunately his shop was located in front of my house and everyday he use to look at my cloths and use to deliver a smile which was really irritates me like anything but same time he enjoys my irritation and his irritating smile is known as a ‘Crocodile smile’.

This 'Crocodile smile' is more in the married life (between husband and wife). People say that there are different stages of life after the marriage same applies to this crocodile smile. There are different kind of smiles will be delivered at different stages. First year of the marriage will be under 'Romantic smile'. Second year will be under 'Responsible smile'. From the third year to life long there will be only one smile flowing between the couples that is 'Crocodile smile'. In fact this smile helps them to keep their anger or ego in control and that helps them to stay long in their marriage relationship.

This smile is not restricted only to the individuals. Sometime may against the 'System' or against the 'Society'.

A normal salaried human being who is paying his income tax regularly can just through a 'Crocodile smile' by seeing the infrastructure of the city where he is living (This is not to any particular city or country). He will through the same smile when he was struck in heavy traffic or by seeing under construction fly-over or by seeing the corruption. The list of reasons goes on….If we speak about the office environment, this smile is more visible during the appraisal meeting. I think I don’t need to explain about this scenario. Throughout the meeting
Few words will be exchanged with this smile like ‘is it?’ ‘Great’ ‘good question’ ‘I will get back to you’ and ‘Thank you’.

This smile is widely used in the 'Sales and marketing'. As you know it is very difficult to sale a product especially if the product is not branded but these sales people uses this smile for each and every word and they put their sincere continuous effort to sell the product. Within few minutes they will deliver hundreds of crocodile smiles.

If we consider the two countries who always had some problem at their borders but when their respective prime minister meet each other (may be for some official meeting) then they will hug and smile as if they are happy with the current situation at the borders but that is not the fact because the smile that was exchanged between them is a’ Crocodile smile'. The diplomatic way of showing respect to each other.

This 'crocodile smile' helps you to maintain the relationship that people tired of maintaining it and it also helps you to express the anger against the 'system' with peace.

Let’s share at least a ‘Smile/minute’. At last a 'Smile' (it may be any kind of smile) always keeps the person and the society healthy!!!!

Love Me NoT !!!

“Unknown soldiers covered Hamletin….!!!! Yes again Hamletin is alone!!!! Hamletin has been searching for his weapon which was misplaced by the soldiers who are holding him.. Hamletin started the shout ‘Anki…..Anki….. Anki…..Anki….’
Anki- ‘The love of Hamletin’
Anki-‘The queen’
Anki-‘ The widow’is on the bed of the blood with one hand trying to reach Hamletin and ears are trying to hear the last few words from Hamletin”
……………….bit flashback starts…. Hamletin is 18years old prince who is in love with Anki who is 28years old queen. Anki is a widow who started to look after the kingdom after the death of her husband under the shadow of the Hamletin’s father. Anki’s husband was killed by the father of Hamletin during a regional war when Anki’s husband refuses to surrender himself. Anki was a brave queen who always joins her husband during all the wars. But this time her husband left her alone in the middle of the war and that made her to surrender herself to the King (Hamletin’s father). Hamletin is really inspired by the way Anki carried her life till the battle war. Anki’s beautiful eyes and her body language made Hamletin to fall in love with her. 18 years old Hamletin is in love with a widow(Dynamic love). Hamletin’s father decided to kill Anki, Hamletin will come in between and ask his father to go for some healthy agreement that will benefit both of them without making any more human resource losses. Hamletin’s father will allow Anki to look after the Kingdom as a shadow resource and aksed her to pay the all the taxes to the King.
After few summers, their (Hamletin and Anki’s) love matures. One day when Hamletin expressed the same to His father. The king got angry as she was 10years older to him and also a widow. The king decided to kill her(Anki).
……………….. bit flashback ends

Anki-‘the queen’ is on the bed of the blood and trying to say something to Hamletin…. ‘I Love………………….’
Suddenly Anki wake up from fantastic dream. DREAM !!!!!!! DREAM !!!!Yes it was a dream of a DOG !!!!!! Infact the whole story of Anki(the queen) and Hamletin(the prince) was a dream of a female dog.
Anki- ‘The Dog’ which always float on the dream of human beings.

………….Introduction of the real character starts
Anki alias ‘white street dog’ (Area : 3rd cross and 4th Cross) always see a dream of human beings and her dream is to born as a human being in his next life. She is fed up with his Doggy life. Anki believes in the sentence ‘At last Dogs are dogs’.
She has a very good friend (according to other dogs they are just friends) of ‘Hammy’ alias ‘brown street dog’(another dog but male dog) Area : 5th cross, 6th cross. Hammy hates human beings and it always try to scare the human beings by barking on them(without any proper reason). It has few criminal record of attacking few human beings.
…………. Introduction of the real character ends

After the fatntastic dream Anki wakes up and comes to the real life and shocked again by seeing her as a dog of a street.

Anki went to 5th cross to chat with Hammy. Anki got worried again by seeing angry Hammy barking loudly and trying to scare a human being who is passing from that area. Anki said something to Hammy by his ‘barking’ language and both of them left the 5th cross for early breakfast.

After few minutes silent Anki started to bark (sorry started to speak)…
Anki : Why what happened ?
Hammy(silent) : ____________
Anki : Why you are fighting with that human being?
Hammy(started to bark) :_________
Anki : Comeon speak out
Hamy: I don’t know ... I was sleeping silently and when I woke up I saw a human being standing infront of me and that idiot was staring at me.
Anki : So?
Hammy : so what ? you know I hate human beings... infact I hate them more when they stare at me. I just hate human beings.
Anki : Hammy….they are human beings they can do anything to us....you got it right?
Hammy : So what…we are independent street dogs and no one can stop us. Do you understand?
Anki : Ok...boss....we will leave this topic.... chalo lets go for a street walk and we will have some early breakfast

Anki and hammy started to move towords 6th Cross in search of some good breakfast but they are not aware that the Corporation human beings are waiting at 6th cross to catch street dogs and to kill them.

Anki and hammy are bit surprised because of no street dogs are on the roads(normally there will be 15 to 20 street dogs at 6th cross as there is a Kalyana Mantap at 6th Cross) and they started to move further. Suddenly someone throws some needles towords them (anki and hammy). Both dogs will be unconsious
Sudden Silent………….

after half an hour....

Hammy becomes conscious and shocked to see himself inside the Corporation Killing van (where all the dogs are taken out from the street and will be killed during the encounter of poisonous injections) (the corporation van will have a big box type stuff which will have only irorn bars and not completly closed) But ...but....'where is Anki?'. hammy started to bark loudly by looking at the sky. hammy started to search for Anki inside the van but Anki is not there….and started to shout ‘where are you' (in a doggy barking language)

……………..Camera again to 6th cross
Anki was still on the street ….actually Anki is fair white dog because of this corporation people left Anki by thinking that it is not a street dog. After some time Anki comes out of unconcieousness and started lto look for ‘Hammy’. but hammy is behind the bar and Now Anki started to shout by looking at the sky ‘Hammy….hammy’.
Suddenly Anki heard barking sound of Hammy and saw him inside the Corporation van which is started to make move towords the encounter point(from 6th Cross). Anki saw the van (where hammy is barking for his life). Anki started to chase the van……by barking with only one word “hammy…hammy’.
Van is going towards the main road. Anki also started to chase the van on the outer ring road. Anki is just chasing the corporation van.
At last corporation van struck in the traffic jam beacuse of traffic signal and Anki somehow managed to come near the van and started to bark 'hammy...hammy'.

Anki(crying) : ‘Hammy…hammy’
Hammy(scared) : 'Anki....'
Anki(crying) : ___________
Hammy : ‘Anki….Anki…don’t follow me..they will kill you ’
Anki : (crying) ‘ Hammy…I can’t live without you’
Hammy : ‘Anki …understand….don't follow me....…why you want to be in trouble’
Anki : ‘ because I love you…..love you hammy’ (crying)
Hammy : (with surprise) :_____________
Anki : (with tears) ‘I love you…………’

Hammy and Anki are closer and only corporation van bars are separating them.
Hammy started lick Anki's face and Anki startd to lick Hammy's face....
Suddenly van started to clear the traffic signal and infront of Anki van started to move towords the destination.......

Hammy started to shout ‘ Anki….I love you too’.
but it was too late.....yes it was too late.............van is moving towords encounter point(where street dogs are killed).

Anki is no more in mood to dream about human beings.....Anki started to hate the whole world.....Yes....whole world....... at last she lost her love!!!!

Anki started to bark loudly by looking at the sky............
Anki started to bark loudly by looking at the sky............
Anki started to bark loudly by looking at the sky............

AWesoME StonE!!!

“Yes....it was the same park”.....“Yes....it was the same evening” “Yes...but it was not the same year” “I use to wait here for her unforgettable phone call” “exactly 2 years back”..... “But what is this? No trees .... nothing ...and everywhere I can see only “danger” board .... “Work is in progress!!!”. The whole park is under “make Over”. “I can't see those trees who always smiles at me” “I can't see those unforgettable statues which throws lot of feelings”.
But..But..... “where is that stone where I use to sit and talk for long hours” “I can't find anything” “It is just a Flat surface”. “Oh...They are demolishing the whole park and I don't know what they planned to do....may be to construct some commercial hub?”

I was bit disappointed but but....”Yes”

“Yes...Yes at the end I was happy to find the same stone "YES SAME AWESOME STONE " where I use to spend many evenings with load of unconventional feelings” “I still remember those days where I use to sit there to receive her calls...believe me...just to hear that incoming call sound...it is just Awesome”

“But what is this.....someone(the security guard of teh park) suddenly stopped me and asked me to not go there .....and ......why???” because of heavy noise I was not able to hear him completely. But he made me to move out from that place by pointing towords two board “DANGER” and “WORK IS IN PROGRESS”.

“I can see some people are working at the little far distance”

I was just standing there and suddenly my phone started to ring. “Hello...Hello...Hello” I was trying to reply for the phone call but from the other side I heard a Mute noise. As it was a Saturday evening, I thought some of my friend might trying to reach me for the drink.

Anyway “I know that she will never call me back!!!” “Never” ..

“Life is all about taking risk(That's what I know) and I thought of taking one more risk just to make myself comfortable with my own rented life” “I just want to sit on the same stone for a while so that I can feel the past with the flavor of present” “ I know it is not good for health”. “I knew it!!!”

As I know the IN and OUT of the park, I was successful to enter from the other side and “But where is that stone?” "Where????" I was searching and I was shocked to see the same old stone and surprisingly no one was there near the stone and I was alone.... “Again I was alone”.

I went to the top of the stone and suddenly I heard someone shouting from the far end but it was not clear. I was very happy and I started to shout by I neglected all the artificial noise and started to look at the same sky “ I am back” “I am back” “Hay cloud take me away...make me to fly” and “Yes..take me away” "Yes ...it was the same sky 2 years back” I felt like Clods are happy with my words and they looks like they are falling slowly on my head ..... “yes..come-on” “Take me out”...........I was feeling that experience first time in my life. I felt like I am flying with my shadows..........I lost control over my body.....I lost control on my own nervous system.....I lost control on my feelings...... first time I felt like I AM ALIVE COMPLETELY!!!!

Suddenly I heard some blasting sound!!!It was awesome and it was the last Awesome thing of the life as I was not aware of the Dynamite that was kept to blast the same stone where I was standing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FaLLinG ClouDs from a FlyinG SkY

Camera On !!! From the corner of the hall to the center of the wedding hall.

The First Scene and Second scene are happening at same time on the same date which hires out a huge range of costumes, props, backdrops, sets, themes , settings and bit of sentimental with little bit of mental illness which helps two good opposite gender human beings to tie the knot.

First Scene: April 15, 2008 the Auspicious Days for unemployed people to search a job and for unmarried people to get married. Hot weather, sleepy clouds and it is a breakfast time and the groom is moving his long hand near to the sleek neck of the bride to tie the knot by making the gathered people curious and the whole hall is silent and just waiting him to complete the first step of the marriage so that they can relax and have deep breath.

Second Scene: Ditto (like first scene) day, ditto weather and ditto morning and the bride is surrendering herself (first and last time) by bending a bit and allowing the groom to tie the Thali (also known as 'Mangalyum') and again the whole hall is silent .

The groom of the first scene and the bride of the second scene are loved each other for last 18 months and they had only one big dream that is their marriage. Well at the end they are successfully got married on the same date but at different places with different persons.Oh I forget to mention that thousand years back some one said that “Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get”.

The first scene happened at Shimoga and the second scene happened at Shimla but on the same date.

No flashback……No dreams….No second thought about the above pair…because both of them are idiots ….they just wasted their time, their friend’s time and also their colleague’s time during those 18 months….they just waited for the falling shit from a flying bird. If they would have got married before 18 months then they would have at least contributed to the population.

Initially everything went fine with them like First smile, first rose, first talk, first silence, first birthday, first gift for him/her (which is still not presented to him/her), first tea, first lunch (that to inside the canteen), first movie, first SMS, first phone call,But after some time due to some unavoidable situation and that to during rainy season because no umbrella everything has been deleted with their knowledge and resulted in short dump because of wrong declaration of local variables and this resulted in the replacement of the word ‘First’ with ‘Last’ for the above sentence(like last smile, last call etc….)

But Some people define the same as illusion ….some people say delusion…some say infatuation…but intelligent people will never comment on this they just vomit a pure smile. Let’s take it in another way. If these things happen in our life then we will increase our skills like marketing skills, negotiation skills, communication skills, impressing skills, balancing skills, analyzing skills, etc etc.., now a days some people are increasing their coding skills also….

Some people may miss long phone calls and they don’t need to worry about the same. Anyway everyday they get tons of calls from these bank people and also from phone people. And they can talk to them nicely by booking a meeting room in their office. Mental relaxation for you and on job work for them and you don’t need to pay for the same.

Hundreds years back some one shouted that ‘Merry marry me.. Merry marry me.. .’

If someone is looking for a permanent solution then they should get marry soon and let me mention that the Marriage is not just a knot it expands our ability to love, our ability to feel, and our ability to live with a stranger ….

Oh no…again something is happening…. Now the camera is zoomed to the corner of the marriage hall of the second scene where few ants are running towards to catch the dairy milk piece which is falling form the mouth of the careless human being alias author of this blog who is writing something by sitting at the corner chair on a wet paper(wet…???) as if he lost something in his last few pages of his personnel diary which he can not update in future…… and suddenly 11 mega pixel camera is zoomed out side the wedding hall and rain started suddenly…
Yes it is true that “Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get”

ScraP Me NOT !!!

It was a Cloudy weather

It was a Cloudy weather.....i was wearing a dirty leather
I was sitting on a chair and she was sitting on the opposite chair
but we both using a activated single table....having a sip of red label

i was looking at her but she was not
i was worried but she was not
i was nervous but she was not
i was scared but she was not

suddenly its start to rain outside and the silent was broken inside
my mouth start to make a moment....to break the silent
I said what i don't want to say
she heard what she want to hear
Both knows that it was too early

suddenly rain stoped....my heart beat stoped.....the earth moment stoped
bloddy my blood was getting colder and colder and colder....
at last i heard what i don't want to hear....she is no more my dear
she is no more my dear....lets have a beer to make it clear
lets have a beer to make it clear


Koyi javo use batha yo

Dardbara dil Pyarbhara dil
Kabhi ider kabhi uder
Jane kyo …aeysa lagtha hai ki may ider thu uder
Phir bhi hum dono ki dil barabar..
(Choras people are crying)

Koyi jao use batha yo
Koyi jao use batha yo
Ki ek chota sa dil toot raha hai ider
Ashique huo deewana ho tere dil pe sawaar ho
Koyi javo use batha yo
(choras people are laughing)


I am here.....she is there....

I am here.....she is there....
feeling are flowing everywhere

I don't know her....she don't know me.....
I don't love her.....she don't love me...
I don't hate her....she don't hate me...
I never felt her ...I never seen her......I never talk to her......

Why I am trying to know her ...even though no communication
Why I am loving her.....even though no straight feelings
why I am not hating her...even though i never seen her
Why I am feeling her....even though i never heard her innocent voice
why I am feeling like a some desire is burning inside me...why....why?
why I am feeling so much after losing so many loves...

I am here ...she is there
She is there...I am here

Her unknown smile throughing me a while
her unknown feel riding my herats wheel
her unknown face scratching my old days
her simple dream maks me a druggy slave
her unknown thoughts ....makes me to think

I am here ...she is there
feeling are flowing everywhere

I think ...I think...I think I think I am in arranged love.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...................Continued.......

MuddugummA Ammayi Vs DonkA angaM !!!

People say that inter cast marriage is not supported by the society.... who cares ? its all about your life buddy …it is just bloody your life....!!! and by thinking this I started a blog called ‘Muddugumma ammayi weds donka angam’ . But Suddenly heavy wind came and I fell down from the chair and I lost all my old memory and gained my future memory . That forced me to think about my future hidden life after the marriage (but still I am a bachelor) and the tittle of the blog changed to ‘Muddugumma ammayi Vs donka angam’


Action starts......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My mobile start to ring with a Kishore kumar’s old sad song…
Oh..suddenly I realized that the call is from my married wife….

My wife : ‘Hi’
Me : ‘ya..well….yup…tell me’
My wife : ‘Today is our first anniversary and that was the reason I asked you to come early but as usual you have spoiled everything’

Phone disconnected……!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooo………………………………….One more day without dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly I remembered the promise that I have made to her morning by saying that I will be there in the house sharp at 5PM. But due to some unavoidable reason situation makes me to move towards the under construction bar that inturn force me to drop my 9th peg and I don’t know what to do, I came out of the bar and but it was raining and I was not able to react normally ….it was all because of my friend who born on that day 29 years back by mistake and asked me to come alone for the drinks!!!!!!!!!

I felt very happy by hearing that I am married (because I was drunk so much that I was forgotten that I was married) and started to move towards my house….

I came to my house and I was standing outside the door and scared to ring the bell….and I don’t know how to face her as I was drunk and my fingers are smelling badly because of tobacco ….and I was really scared to ask sorry also…(this is not the first time that I was drunk and this is the first time I going to be caught)

She opened the door and didn’t see my face as if I am a strange sales man and she started to walk towards the dining room without seeing my shaped face…

I entered the house and start to follow her with 3 feet’s gap and suddenly I remembered those 7 steps during the marriage….and also I remembered all pretty girls who came for my marriage (this is all because of ‘old monk’ rum)

I was standing in front of the dining table and she was sitting on the dining chair and staring on the empty plate and acting like she was very un-comfortable with my peg smell (she was covering her nose to tell virtually that I was drunk) and suddenly I remembered the day when I went to her house to see her (for the marriage) and she was looking at me with a hidden eye and flipping her hair near her ears and gave a receptionist smile and I said OK then my parents called all the relatives and we became husband and wife ….at last I my freedom was stolen and restricted to 4 walls.

Anyway somehow I need to convince her….but the question is how???
It is very easy to make a customer fool but not a wife!!!!!!!!!(is in’t it???)
I used my 9th sense…. And applied all synchronized Newton laws and started the so called conversation with my own wife

Me : ‘Hi….’
She : ………….(no reply!!!)
Me : ‘Hello..hi…hi’
She : ……….(like a repeat peg…no reply)

I went near to her and try to hold her hand (which was covered by the red sarree)…..to say sorry but I was successful to hold her hand but my mouth didn’t support me to say ‘sorry’ to her. After 3 seconds she slowly took her hand back from my hand….

Completely silent!!!! I felt like my boss entered my cubical !!!

(I have seen many movies but it is really hard to convince wife who loves you like anything but meanwhile this makes them more possessive….but anyway where ever there is a deep love then there is a possessiveness)
I closed my eyes and said ‘sorry’ 3 to 4 times and I heard a reply from her….great!!! abba 25% compilation happened!!!
She : ‘Sorry for what?’
Me : ‘Sorry for….for …..’
She : ‘Are you asking sorry for the cigarette smell that is coming from your fingure or are you asking sorry for the alcohol smell that is coming from your mouth’

{I started to laugh inside (ha ha ha ha…..) !!! and behaving outside as if the whole world is going to fall on my clients head}

(I don’t know how to express….this always happens with wives …they normally leave the actual topic and they start with the new topics…like a techno-functional consultants … instead of solving the actual problem …they prefer to create the new problem….ya I know I was drunk but really I had very less but that was wrong decision to go to bar…but how can I forget to remember the promise that I have made afternoon to my own wife????
Now the question is how to convince her???? How should I????)

I didn’t talk a single word and I slowly moving towards my personal room which is just 10 feet radious and has no corners … it was a circular room with no corners… built specially for my need …before marriage I use to have too many soft corners and I failed most of the time and now for all of them I have built a room with no corners…..and normally I go there when I don’t know how to react for simply complicated issues.

Suddenly I heard a sound of plates …(showing angriness!!!) yes from the dining room
But I didn’t react for that because I believe in Newton’s laws… I was standing in the same room as a living legend!!!
She started to cough (dry) to make an attempt to grab my dead attention….

(Well you know one thing these wives always make these attempt to pull the husband’s attention and once you try to convince them at that position they will take all the minor mistakes that was happened after the marriage and they will start to charge with 11kilo watts and 1000 kilo hertz)

I was neglecting all the artificial noise but at the end I felt that I should go to her and somehow I need to talk to her. As I didn’t had my dinner and I was hungry and I must compromise with my wife atleast for rice …It is similar to putting butter to your boss just 5 hours before the appraisal.

Suddenly calling bell start to ring that to at 10.30pm ??? and I came out to open the door but surprise….Yes the door was already opened and I was trying to open the door which was already opened !!! One more surprise my sweet angry wife was standing outside(she is the one who was ringing the bell and at last she is successful to grab my attention).
I thought of breaking the silence somehow…But I know only how to break ice cubes but but…..????
Somehow started my noise less speaker….

Me : ‘Oh what a weather…. so romantic !!!!!!! ‘
She : …………(no reply…as if you are talking to French customer))
Me : ‘’Oh what a cloud…!!!(mind it !!! was night 10.45pm..cloud???)
She : …………(no reply…)
(Did I took a wrong decision 1 years back by seeing her false crocodile smile???)
Me : ‘I know that I am an idiot, stupid, waste, careless and I also know that it was my mistake. please sorry for everything’ (best way of compromise is scolding yourself)
She : ‘So?’
(abba…my wife is not dumb…she can speak!!!!!)
Me : ‘so….ya ya….. …yes this is all because of my baldy client because of him I came late and rest is history’(client??? Whoose father what father what goes !!!!!!!!!)
She : ‘So?’
Me : ‘I love you! ‘
She : ‘So?’
Me : ……..(I was silent for few minutes and I used my rusted brain…yup once I read a book called ‘How to love a Girl’)
Me : ‘because …because you are beautiful…yes you are beautiful than……(suddenly I stopped…as I remembered my neighbors younger daughter)
She : ‘you are trying to compare me with some one…now tell me who is she?’
Me : ‘She is …she is …!!! ’(how can I tell that there are some beautiful good looking girls in this street than my wife………)
She : ‘Tell….’

(She came near to me…..and I was putting my leg backside so that I can run in the extreme condition….luckily my phone started to ring!!!!!!!!! That’s why somebody has told that “ringing phone is better that a shouting wife”….)

Suddenly she came near to me and I am still alive and she forcefully took the phone and saw the incoming call and it was showing as ‘Raja Whiskey Damage kidney calling’….
(Well…. I have a conventional of storing the phone numbers of my friends in my cell phone. The above-mentioned call is from my local friend because of him I went to bar to celebrate his birthday. Normally I will store by using the drinks name like ‘Old monk damage lungs’, ‘kingfisher smooth throat’, ‘local pickle’, ‘no mix only six’, etc)

She felt something fishy and received the call …….
I closed my eyes as If earthquake is going to happen within few seconds…

She was silent for few seconds …..and exactly after 10 seconds I opened the eyes….and I was surprised to see her smile on her cute face. She looked at me with all happiness in this world (meanwhile phone was also ringing) and she asked me ‘You also na…why didn’t you tell me about the gift that you had bought for me’. She took the gift that was there in my coat by forgetting the phone call

(gift!!!! Gift!!!…oh yes….actually I got a gift for my friend for his birthday but after receiving a call from my wife, I forget to give it to him…and she thought that that was the gift for the first marriage anniversary…

(Small flash back about the gift : Well… people say that I am the only guy who always gifted everyone for their birthdays. Yes indeed ! I use to do that because gift cause nothing for me as I use to pack a normal stone inside the old jewelry box and use to gift the same to our friends by saying that stone is costliest one and I got it from Daman and normally I will spend 50 rupees for the outer gift cover to increase the aesthetic effect but I have never tried this with my wife as I always thought that my wife is a intelligent human being but she proved me wrong)

Suddenly my phone stops to ring and She was happy by seeing the cover of that small gift and …anyway for time being some how I escaped from big trouble!!!!

Anyway after every rain there will be supportive clouds!!!!!

And suddenly she hugged me and gave me a sudden full load shock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Believe me or not it is impossible to understand a girl but it is next to impossible to understand a wife!!!)

Oh …. At that time everything was matching …the romantic weather…..beautiful wife…..awesome feelings…not understandable incoming phone call….

Anyway I was happy that Somehow the biggest storm came and went…..
Suddenly I heard ‘Kishore Kumar’ song …Oh that was not a dream….yes again my phone start to sing ….my little wife gave phone to me as she was happy with that local gift…. and I looked at the display of the phone without any curiosity ….
but I was stunned by seeing the incoming call…..again …
‘Raja Whiskey Damage kidney calling’????

I had received the call. …and from other side my friend was shouting “Maga …Where are you? At what time you left the bar?…but Why you left the bar in between?…..By the by you have told me that you have got a surprise gift from Daman … Where is that doode???? Hello?? Hello?? Hello????”

Phone is disconnected…….and Silent everywhere!!!!!!!

…………………* The AuthoR of this Blog is not married *…..……. HappY NeW Year 2008!!!!!!!

‘ShaiLUU…ShAiLAZaa..'

One is from the Garden City and the other one is from a silicon city. Both are very unknown to this planet before their birth but after their birth they got their identity as Shailaza and Shantha kumar .

Well ‘shailuu’ alias Shailaza is from a middle class traditional family …
‘Kobbari’ alias Shanth kumar is a human being who always worried about his constant weight and a variable job….he is an employee for some employer….

Let me tell you something about these people. Both of them are much unknown to each other and they will be unknown till the last para and they don’t have any relationship between them.

Lets talk about our ‘Kobbari’s’ bike ‘RX-100’ and he got this bike from one of his friend as a 9th hand bike and best thing about this bike is that back side there is a sticker which makes him angry all the time and it goes like this ‘ShaiLUU…ShAiLAZaa..lovE U!!!’ and he tried many times to remove that but he failed to remove and this sticker is the main hero of this story which will do nothing.

Some introduction about our brokenhearted hero…. He always uses to miss big things by small reasons. Once during his training at some company he liked a female human being and immediately got a foolish idea of writing a love letter to her and wrote beautifully and at the end he wrote ‘Your future heart..’ and when he tried to write his name suddenly the pen stopped writing because of no ink. He went to the store room to get another pen and suddenly his friend who was sitting next to him wrote his name and gave to the same girl and they got married by leaving a word to our hero “Bibi bangayi babhi”.

After some time he met one more lady as both use to stand at same bus stand to catch different busses of their respective companies. Somehow he started to talk and then talk becomes messages then messages becomes phone calls and one day he came to know that she is divorced but our hero is very good hearted and he thought of marrying her. One beautiful evening he went to her house and she gave him sweets saying that ‘my husband is accepted me again’. Divorce cancel!!!!

It was summer but looks like winter. Our hero went to his native place for some function and he met a girl who is his relative infact. Got impressed and spent a day with her by talking nonsense. So thought of going for arrange marriage. Next day his parents start to scold that girl because she got married to her classmate on the next day by making our hero to come back to his professional place.

Now he don’t believe in anything. He is trying to be blank.

He went to the hospital cum medical college(where our heroin Shailaza is studying) for the annual medical checkup. Please not that our hero and heroin are strangers to each other except that sticker on his bike (‘ShaiLUU…ShAiLAZaa..lovE U!!!’).

He parked his bike outside the hospital and went inside for the annual health check.
Suddenly our heroine came near the parking area with her beautiful healthy friends. Suddenly her friends saw that sticker and pulled her concentration there. And She got angry as if our hero has stickled that sticker purposefully to love our heroine

Let me talk about our heroine who is a ver short tempered idiot. She always thinks that she is other name for beauty and she slapped 12 guys with reason and slapped 5 guys without anyreason. Her father is a classical singer and she is traditional fighter.

She waited there for 15 minutes to see that person but as he din’t come and that force her to go back to her respective house.

Our hero went inside and as expected got all negative feedbacks from the medical equipments and went to the final consulation..
Doctor : Hi Shantha
Our Hero : Hi docs
Doctor : any major surgery that you had within 8 yers?
Our Hero : No.
Then that beautiful lady doctor took him for BP check up. Lady Doctor is tied that belt to check his BP by holding his hand.
Doctor : Who no….!!! your BP is very high
Our Hero : This is because of chemicals . If you leave my hand then my BP will be normal
Doctor noticed that BP is has come to normal…again continued to ask some critical questions.
Doctor : do you smoke
Our hero : Yes
Doctor : How many cigaratted per day ?
Our Hero : 4 when I don’t drink
Doctor : How much when u dring
Our hero : 14
Doctor : How frequently you drink
Our Hero : Daily
Doctor : You would have told me initially that you smoke 14 cigarette. Anyway don’t smoke its injurious to health
After saying ‘ok’ to lady doctor he came out of the hospital.

Suddenly he got a call from his dad and he replied to them saying that he will be there within 5 minutes. Same time his bike engine start to run and gave that bike to garage and went to his house by auto.

Actually our hero’s parents are going to see a life partner to our hero. Our hero joined their parents and they took their car and went to see that girl. Our hero like that girl and she also like him. Immediately they planned for the marriage after 1 week as our hero is planning to flay abroad.

On the same day he got the call from the garage boy saying that there is a customer who is asking that bike . He says ‘OK’ As our hero decided to sell that bike after his marriage

Marriage is over..!!!

Now wife of our hero is none other than ShAiLAZaa alias shilu(final year medical student).

Sometime you would have interacted with some strangers (knowingly or unknowingly) may be mentally or psychologically or logically and someday you find her as your life partner but that character stays as strangers and destiny never allow you track that . IT IS JUST A BEAUTY OF DESTINY.