People say that inter cast marriage is not supported by the society.... who cares ? its all about your life buddy …it is just bloody your life....!!! and by thinking this I started a blog called ‘Muddugumma ammayi weds donka angam’ . But Suddenly heavy wind came and I fell down from the chair and I lost all my old memory and gained my future memory . That forced me to think about my future hidden life after the marriage (but still I am a bachelor) and the tittle of the blog changed to ‘Muddugumma ammayi Vs donka angam’
Action starts......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mobile start to ring with a Kishore kumar’s old sad song…
Oh..suddenly I realized that the call is from my married wife….
My wife : ‘Hi’
Me : ‘ya..well….yup…tell me’
My wife : ‘Today is our first anniversary and that was the reason I asked you to come early but as usual you have spoiled everything’
Phone disconnected……!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooo………………………………….One more day without dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly I remembered the promise that I have made to her morning by saying that I will be there in the house sharp at 5PM. But due to some unavoidable reason situation makes me to move towards the under construction bar that inturn force me to drop my 9th peg and I don’t know what to do, I came out of the bar and but it was raining and I was not able to react normally ….it was all because of my friend who born on that day 29 years back by mistake and asked me to come alone for the drinks!!!!!!!!!
I felt very happy by hearing that I am married (because I was drunk so much that I was forgotten that I was married) and started to move towards my house….
I came to my house and I was standing outside the door and scared to ring the bell….and I don’t know how to face her as I was drunk and my fingers are smelling badly because of tobacco ….and I was really scared to ask sorry also…(this is not the first time that I was drunk and this is the first time I going to be caught)
She opened the door and didn’t see my face as if I am a strange sales man and she started to walk towards the dining room without seeing my shaped face…
I entered the house and start to follow her with 3 feet’s gap and suddenly I remembered those 7 steps during the marriage….and also I remembered all pretty girls who came for my marriage (this is all because of ‘old monk’ rum)
I was standing in front of the dining table and she was sitting on the dining chair and staring on the empty plate and acting like she was very un-comfortable with my peg smell (she was covering her nose to tell virtually that I was drunk) and suddenly I remembered the day when I went to her house to see her (for the marriage) and she was looking at me with a hidden eye and flipping her hair near her ears and gave a receptionist smile and I said OK then my parents called all the relatives and we became husband and wife ….at last I my freedom was stolen and restricted to 4 walls.
Anyway somehow I need to convince her….but the question is how???
It is very easy to make a customer fool but not a wife!!!!!!!!!(is in’t it???)
I used my 9th sense…. And applied all synchronized Newton laws and started the so called conversation with my own wife
Me : ‘Hi….’
She : ………….(no reply!!!)
Me : ‘Hello..hi…hi’
She : ……….(like a repeat peg…no reply)
I went near to her and try to hold her hand (which was covered by the red sarree)…..to say sorry but I was successful to hold her hand but my mouth didn’t support me to say ‘sorry’ to her. After 3 seconds she slowly took her hand back from my hand….
Completely silent!!!! I felt like my boss entered my cubical !!!
(I have seen many movies but it is really hard to convince wife who loves you like anything but meanwhile this makes them more possessive….but anyway where ever there is a deep love then there is a possessiveness)
I closed my eyes and said ‘sorry’ 3 to 4 times and I heard a reply from her….great!!! abba 25% compilation happened!!!
She : ‘Sorry for what?’
Me : ‘Sorry for….for …..’
She : ‘Are you asking sorry for the cigarette smell that is coming from your fingure or are you asking sorry for the alcohol smell that is coming from your mouth’
{I started to laugh inside (ha ha ha ha…..) !!! and behaving outside as if the whole world is going to fall on my clients head}
(I don’t know how to express….this always happens with wives …they normally leave the actual topic and they start with the new topics…like a techno-functional consultants … instead of solving the actual problem …they prefer to create the new problem….ya I know I was drunk but really I had very less but that was wrong decision to go to bar…but how can I forget to remember the promise that I have made afternoon to my own wife????
Now the question is how to convince her???? How should I????)
I didn’t talk a single word and I slowly moving towards my personal room which is just 10 feet radious and has no corners … it was a circular room with no corners… built specially for my need …before marriage I use to have too many soft corners and I failed most of the time and now for all of them I have built a room with no corners…..and normally I go there when I don’t know how to react for simply complicated issues.
Suddenly I heard a sound of plates …(showing angriness!!!) yes from the dining room
But I didn’t react for that because I believe in Newton’s laws… I was standing in the same room as a living legend!!!
She started to cough (dry) to make an attempt to grab my dead attention….
(Well you know one thing these wives always make these attempt to pull the husband’s attention and once you try to convince them at that position they will take all the minor mistakes that was happened after the marriage and they will start to charge with 11kilo watts and 1000 kilo hertz)
I was neglecting all the artificial noise but at the end I felt that I should go to her and somehow I need to talk to her. As I didn’t had my dinner and I was hungry and I must compromise with my wife atleast for rice …It is similar to putting butter to your boss just 5 hours before the appraisal.
Suddenly calling bell start to ring that to at 10.30pm ??? and I came out to open the door but surprise….Yes the door was already opened and I was trying to open the door which was already opened !!! One more surprise my sweet angry wife was standing outside(she is the one who was ringing the bell and at last she is successful to grab my attention).
I thought of breaking the silence somehow…But I know only how to break ice cubes but but…..????
Somehow started my noise less speaker….
Me : ‘Oh what a weather…. so romantic !!!!!!! ‘
She : …………(no reply…as if you are talking to French customer))
Me : ‘’Oh what a cloud…!!!(mind it !!! was night 10.45pm..cloud???)
She : …………(no reply…)
(Did I took a wrong decision 1 years back by seeing her false crocodile smile???)
Me : ‘I know that I am an idiot, stupid, waste, careless and I also know that it was my mistake. please sorry for everything’ (best way of compromise is scolding yourself)
She : ‘So?’
(abba…my wife is not dumb…she can speak!!!!!)
Me : ‘so….ya ya….. …yes this is all because of my baldy client because of him I came late and rest is history’(client??? Whoose father what father what goes !!!!!!!!!)
She : ‘So?’
Me : ‘I love you! ‘
She : ‘So?’
Me : ……..(I was silent for few minutes and I used my rusted brain…yup once I read a book called ‘How to love a Girl’)
Me : ‘because …because you are beautiful…yes you are beautiful than……(suddenly I stopped…as I remembered my neighbors younger daughter)
She : ‘you are trying to compare me with some one…now tell me who is she?’
Me : ‘She is …she is …!!! ’(how can I tell that there are some beautiful good looking girls in this street than my wife………)
She : ‘Tell….’
(She came near to me…..and I was putting my leg backside so that I can run in the extreme condition….luckily my phone started to ring!!!!!!!!! That’s why somebody has told that “ringing phone is better that a shouting wife”….)
Suddenly she came near to me and I am still alive and she forcefully took the phone and saw the incoming call and it was showing as ‘Raja Whiskey Damage kidney calling’….
(Well…. I have a conventional of storing the phone numbers of my friends in my cell phone. The above-mentioned call is from my local friend because of him I went to bar to celebrate his birthday. Normally I will store by using the drinks name like ‘Old monk damage lungs’, ‘kingfisher smooth throat’, ‘local pickle’, ‘no mix only six’, etc)
She felt something fishy and received the call …….
I closed my eyes as If earthquake is going to happen within few seconds…
She was silent for few seconds …..and exactly after 10 seconds I opened the eyes….and I was surprised to see her smile on her cute face. She looked at me with all happiness in this world (meanwhile phone was also ringing) and she asked me ‘You also na…why didn’t you tell me about the gift that you had bought for me’. She took the gift that was there in my coat by forgetting the phone call
(gift!!!! Gift!!!…oh yes….actually I got a gift for my friend for his birthday but after receiving a call from my wife, I forget to give it to him…and she thought that that was the gift for the first marriage anniversary…
(Small flash back about the gift : Well… people say that I am the only guy who always gifted everyone for their birthdays. Yes indeed ! I use to do that because gift cause nothing for me as I use to pack a normal stone inside the old jewelry box and use to gift the same to our friends by saying that stone is costliest one and I got it from Daman and normally I will spend 50 rupees for the outer gift cover to increase the aesthetic effect but I have never tried this with my wife as I always thought that my wife is a intelligent human being but she proved me wrong)
Suddenly my phone stops to ring and She was happy by seeing the cover of that small gift and …anyway for time being some how I escaped from big trouble!!!!
Anyway after every rain there will be supportive clouds!!!!!
And suddenly she hugged me and gave me a sudden full load shock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Believe me or not it is impossible to understand a girl but it is next to impossible to understand a wife!!!)
Oh …. At that time everything was matching …the romantic weather…..beautiful wife…..awesome feelings…not understandable incoming phone call….
Anyway I was happy that Somehow the biggest storm came and went…..
Suddenly I heard ‘Kishore Kumar’ song …Oh that was not a dream….yes again my phone start to sing ….my little wife gave phone to me as she was happy with that local gift…. and I looked at the display of the phone without any curiosity ….
but I was stunned by seeing the incoming call…..again …
‘Raja Whiskey Damage kidney calling’????
I had received the call. …and from other side my friend was shouting “Maga …Where are you? At what time you left the bar?…but Why you left the bar in between?…..By the by you have told me that you have got a surprise gift from Daman … Where is that doode???? Hello?? Hello?? Hello????”
Action starts......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My mobile start to ring with a Kishore kumar’s old sad song…
Oh..suddenly I realized that the call is from my married wife….
My wife : ‘Hi’
Me : ‘ya..well….yup…tell me’
My wife : ‘Today is our first anniversary and that was the reason I asked you to come early but as usual you have spoiled everything’
Phone disconnected……!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooo………………………………….One more day without dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly I remembered the promise that I have made to her morning by saying that I will be there in the house sharp at 5PM. But due to some unavoidable reason situation makes me to move towards the under construction bar that inturn force me to drop my 9th peg and I don’t know what to do, I came out of the bar and but it was raining and I was not able to react normally ….it was all because of my friend who born on that day 29 years back by mistake and asked me to come alone for the drinks!!!!!!!!!
I felt very happy by hearing that I am married (because I was drunk so much that I was forgotten that I was married) and started to move towards my house….
I came to my house and I was standing outside the door and scared to ring the bell….and I don’t know how to face her as I was drunk and my fingers are smelling badly because of tobacco ….and I was really scared to ask sorry also…(this is not the first time that I was drunk and this is the first time I going to be caught)
She opened the door and didn’t see my face as if I am a strange sales man and she started to walk towards the dining room without seeing my shaped face…
I entered the house and start to follow her with 3 feet’s gap and suddenly I remembered those 7 steps during the marriage….and also I remembered all pretty girls who came for my marriage (this is all because of ‘old monk’ rum)
I was standing in front of the dining table and she was sitting on the dining chair and staring on the empty plate and acting like she was very un-comfortable with my peg smell (she was covering her nose to tell virtually that I was drunk) and suddenly I remembered the day when I went to her house to see her (for the marriage) and she was looking at me with a hidden eye and flipping her hair near her ears and gave a receptionist smile and I said OK then my parents called all the relatives and we became husband and wife ….at last I my freedom was stolen and restricted to 4 walls.
Anyway somehow I need to convince her….but the question is how???
It is very easy to make a customer fool but not a wife!!!!!!!!!(is in’t it???)
I used my 9th sense…. And applied all synchronized Newton laws and started the so called conversation with my own wife
Me : ‘Hi….’
She : ………….(no reply!!!)
Me : ‘Hello..hi…hi’
She : ……….(like a repeat peg…no reply)
I went near to her and try to hold her hand (which was covered by the red sarree)…..to say sorry but I was successful to hold her hand but my mouth didn’t support me to say ‘sorry’ to her. After 3 seconds she slowly took her hand back from my hand….
Completely silent!!!! I felt like my boss entered my cubical !!!
(I have seen many movies but it is really hard to convince wife who loves you like anything but meanwhile this makes them more possessive….but anyway where ever there is a deep love then there is a possessiveness)
I closed my eyes and said ‘sorry’ 3 to 4 times and I heard a reply from her….great!!! abba 25% compilation happened!!!
She : ‘Sorry for what?’
Me : ‘Sorry for….for …..’
She : ‘Are you asking sorry for the cigarette smell that is coming from your fingure or are you asking sorry for the alcohol smell that is coming from your mouth’
{I started to laugh inside (ha ha ha ha…..) !!! and behaving outside as if the whole world is going to fall on my clients head}
(I don’t know how to express….this always happens with wives …they normally leave the actual topic and they start with the new topics…like a techno-functional consultants … instead of solving the actual problem …they prefer to create the new problem….ya I know I was drunk but really I had very less but that was wrong decision to go to bar…but how can I forget to remember the promise that I have made afternoon to my own wife????
Now the question is how to convince her???? How should I????)
I didn’t talk a single word and I slowly moving towards my personal room which is just 10 feet radious and has no corners … it was a circular room with no corners… built specially for my need …before marriage I use to have too many soft corners and I failed most of the time and now for all of them I have built a room with no corners…..and normally I go there when I don’t know how to react for simply complicated issues.
Suddenly I heard a sound of plates …(showing angriness!!!) yes from the dining room
But I didn’t react for that because I believe in Newton’s laws… I was standing in the same room as a living legend!!!
She started to cough (dry) to make an attempt to grab my dead attention….
(Well you know one thing these wives always make these attempt to pull the husband’s attention and once you try to convince them at that position they will take all the minor mistakes that was happened after the marriage and they will start to charge with 11kilo watts and 1000 kilo hertz)
I was neglecting all the artificial noise but at the end I felt that I should go to her and somehow I need to talk to her. As I didn’t had my dinner and I was hungry and I must compromise with my wife atleast for rice …It is similar to putting butter to your boss just 5 hours before the appraisal.
Suddenly calling bell start to ring that to at 10.30pm ??? and I came out to open the door but surprise….Yes the door was already opened and I was trying to open the door which was already opened !!! One more surprise my sweet angry wife was standing outside(she is the one who was ringing the bell and at last she is successful to grab my attention).
I thought of breaking the silence somehow…But I know only how to break ice cubes but but…..????
Somehow started my noise less speaker….
Me : ‘Oh what a weather…. so romantic !!!!!!! ‘
She : …………(no reply…as if you are talking to French customer))
Me : ‘’Oh what a cloud…!!!(mind it !!! was night 10.45pm..cloud???)
She : …………(no reply…)
(Did I took a wrong decision 1 years back by seeing her false crocodile smile???)
Me : ‘I know that I am an idiot, stupid, waste, careless and I also know that it was my mistake. please sorry for everything’ (best way of compromise is scolding yourself)
She : ‘So?’
(abba…my wife is not dumb…she can speak!!!!!)
Me : ‘so….ya ya….. …yes this is all because of my baldy client because of him I came late and rest is history’(client??? Whoose father what father what goes !!!!!!!!!)
She : ‘So?’
Me : ‘I love you! ‘
She : ‘So?’
Me : ……..(I was silent for few minutes and I used my rusted brain…yup once I read a book called ‘How to love a Girl’)
Me : ‘because …because you are beautiful…yes you are beautiful than……(suddenly I stopped…as I remembered my neighbors younger daughter)
She : ‘you are trying to compare me with some one…now tell me who is she?’
Me : ‘She is …she is …!!! ’(how can I tell that there are some beautiful good looking girls in this street than my wife………)
She : ‘Tell….’
(She came near to me…..and I was putting my leg backside so that I can run in the extreme condition….luckily my phone started to ring!!!!!!!!! That’s why somebody has told that “ringing phone is better that a shouting wife”….)
Suddenly she came near to me and I am still alive and she forcefully took the phone and saw the incoming call and it was showing as ‘Raja Whiskey Damage kidney calling’….
(Well…. I have a conventional of storing the phone numbers of my friends in my cell phone. The above-mentioned call is from my local friend because of him I went to bar to celebrate his birthday. Normally I will store by using the drinks name like ‘Old monk damage lungs’, ‘kingfisher smooth throat’, ‘local pickle’, ‘no mix only six’, etc)
She felt something fishy and received the call …….
I closed my eyes as If earthquake is going to happen within few seconds…
She was silent for few seconds …..and exactly after 10 seconds I opened the eyes….and I was surprised to see her smile on her cute face. She looked at me with all happiness in this world (meanwhile phone was also ringing) and she asked me ‘You also na…why didn’t you tell me about the gift that you had bought for me’. She took the gift that was there in my coat by forgetting the phone call
(gift!!!! Gift!!!…oh yes….actually I got a gift for my friend for his birthday but after receiving a call from my wife, I forget to give it to him…and she thought that that was the gift for the first marriage anniversary…
(Small flash back about the gift : Well… people say that I am the only guy who always gifted everyone for their birthdays. Yes indeed ! I use to do that because gift cause nothing for me as I use to pack a normal stone inside the old jewelry box and use to gift the same to our friends by saying that stone is costliest one and I got it from Daman and normally I will spend 50 rupees for the outer gift cover to increase the aesthetic effect but I have never tried this with my wife as I always thought that my wife is a intelligent human being but she proved me wrong)
Suddenly my phone stops to ring and She was happy by seeing the cover of that small gift and …anyway for time being some how I escaped from big trouble!!!!
Anyway after every rain there will be supportive clouds!!!!!
And suddenly she hugged me and gave me a sudden full load shock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Believe me or not it is impossible to understand a girl but it is next to impossible to understand a wife!!!)
Oh …. At that time everything was matching …the romantic weather…..beautiful wife…..awesome feelings…not understandable incoming phone call….
Anyway I was happy that Somehow the biggest storm came and went…..
Suddenly I heard ‘Kishore Kumar’ song …Oh that was not a dream….yes again my phone start to sing ….my little wife gave phone to me as she was happy with that local gift…. and I looked at the display of the phone without any curiosity ….
but I was stunned by seeing the incoming call…..again …
‘Raja Whiskey Damage kidney calling’????
I had received the call. …and from other side my friend was shouting “Maga …Where are you? At what time you left the bar?…but Why you left the bar in between?…..By the by you have told me that you have got a surprise gift from Daman … Where is that doode???? Hello?? Hello?? Hello????”
Phone is disconnected…….and Silent everywhere!!!!!!!
…………………* The AuthoR of this Blog is not married *…..……. HappY NeW Year 2008!!!!!!!
3 comments:
Hi Dude,
This is a nice blog. I enjoyed it reading. Initially looking at the size I thought it could be boring. But as I went thourgh, I could not stop until I finished it. Great discription.
Cheers,
Ananth
heyyy... it was like a description from an actually married guy.... great yo... finally i decided not to call u for any parties after your marriage....even if i call u i wont expect gifts from u :(
Hey machcha..
Sooper dooper article magaaa.. full feelingssss..Have lots of doubts in ur article.. Tell me the meaning of the heading raa..
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