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“Short!!! Really Short!!! Really very short!!!” I was murmuring something by sleeping at balcony of my house
“Are you again talking about bloody life????” this was the reply from my friend who was sharing my cigarette.
“No man….I was talking about her skirt” (I have replied by looking at a girl who is walking on the road) and even I said “Hi” to her by thinking that she won’t reply …… but suddenly she replied saying “Hi Darling” and straight away she came to our balcony….

Started ……the entire problem started???????? The main problem is that I and my friend drunk like anything and second biggest problem is a short skirted girl is entering the balcony of a decent bachelor house at 10pm.

She: ‘Yes dear, you have called me and I am here’ (replied by looking at me)
(Me and my friend are shocked completely and don’t know what to do)

Silent everywhere …..

Me : ‘Sorry madam! Infact I just said ‘Hi’ casually and never meant anything wrong’
She : ‘Shut up’

Me and my friend closed our mouths ….again silent

She : ‘So???’
‘Nothing….’…I have replied with full nervousness and don’t know what to tell…. But continued saying that ‘nothing but this balcony belongs to us and now it is almost 10.30pm’
She : ‘Then what???? What do you think??? Am I looking like BALCONY stealer?’
I thought of taking my friends help who was with me for all good bad things…..but shocking…..he was already slept on the balcony itself (may be he went to heavy shock by seeing her)

She : ‘Now listen, I need some place to stay tonight and now as you called me I would like to stay in your house’
Me : ‘What?’
She : “Yes, you heard correctly’

She went inside our house ……… after sometime she shouted by throwing bed sheets and pillows on my roomy’s face who was sleeping(which makes him to wake up) ‘You people sleep outside and I will be opening the door only morning at 6am’

Me : ‘What is this????? ….. Is this an illusion? Or delusion? Or a dream?’
My friend : ‘Nothing ……it is just a mistake of saying ‘Hi’ to a unknown person ’
Me : ‘what to do know???? who is she???’


Me and my friend totally out of order and got confused.
Well we never thought that ‘Confusion can make a man perfect’

Suddenly she opened the door…..and she was looking very hot and beautiful and she called both us inside the house. And we got SHOCKED.

When we enter our house, it was clean and everything was at the right place. Our house looking like a brand new house……..yes………..really amazing….she went inside the room and started to sleep and we sat next to her ……we both are looking at her eyes……her eyes are making her to sleep…………

Now what can be the climax…..?????
Climax 1 : Me and my friends are fighting for her???
Climax 2 : Throwing her from our house????
Climax 3 : wait for the next day morning????
Climax 4 : fell in love with her?????


(S**ks, I always think in these uselesee stuff….i need to stop at some point……..)

Now come to practical and read this………….
She is nothing but our IDEAS……
Some time some people call the ideas as I did…..but most of the time we call it by thinking that it never work out…but sometime it will click like anything…as it was happened above……
IDEAS came to our house and took few minutes to become HOT and beautiful….it does mean that we have everything in our stock to make a normal idea into Hot and beautiful…….
After that it called both of us inside and slept…..
We are looking at the IDEA which is trying to sleep……
Now how to keep the IDEA active is the biggest question……????

JUST SEE THE WORLD …… THE MARKET IS OPEN TO ALL……THE CORPORATE WORLD IS BIG……AND EVERY BIG SHOTS ARE JUST A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WITH A HOT AND beautiful IDEA!!!!

THIS IS NOT THE AGE TO THINK ABOUT SLIPPING feelings of the HEART….!!!

‘It is better to change ourselves to see the changed world’
‘LET’S MAKE A PLAN TO PLAN OVERSELF’

GreaT or RegreT ????

It was my dream....Yes it was.... and I hope no one will get this dream ….!!!
It was practical but meanwhile it was horrible….
BETTER SKIP THIS STORY IF YOU ARE ALONE…….

It was a simple night with a complicated dream

It was almost 10pm and my eyes were saying good night… and It inturn made me to sleep…..slowly the 'stand fan' starts to make the noice (which was rotating from one direction to another) and there was a noise of a drop of water from the kitchen which is falling from the tap and also the pendulum of the clock was hitting the other side slowly ……my head was on my pillow and my eyes are slowly closing and I went for a sleep……..

And my stressed brain and wetted heart start to dreammmmmmm

Dream…..
Dream…..
Only dream…..

I was carrying a dead body and moving towards the wild forest without caring to the wild animals ….. it was a scary dark midnight and suddenly one man stopped me on the way and asked… “Hay what are you carrying???” and I said “dead body”….again he questioned me “ whose body is this???” and I answered him without any irritation “sir, I am carrying my own dead body”………….he came near to me and saw the body and he realized that I was right and he got scared and ran from that place ….

Yes I was carrying my own dead body for Post mortem and it was a great experience!!!! …may not be great ……mmmm…..and I was carrying the body as if I am carrying a hunted wild animal..…..

I was searching for the place where Post mortem of the dead body will be carried out…..

At last …at some corner …I found the board saying that “ WAY TO POST MORTEM “ … I took the same route and I reached the destination….Yes!!! that was the place where Post mortem will be done for the dead bodies but fortunately no one was there and I got angry and started to shout like a dying lion …..suddenly slept Post mortem worker came out from that place like a scared rat and he was heavely scared to say something and staright way he took the request with the task and went for Post mortem of the body without spelling a alphabet….

The Start was good…The worker removed a beedi from his pocket and started to light the beedi by using a wet matchstick…after few try, he lighted the beedi & started his night shift by entering the Post mortem room with a hammer….First he adjusted the body and he kept the whole body stright , gave a big hit to the correct spot of the head using a big hammer to start the Post mortem of the body ….. and what was that....only dust came out from the dry head instead of blood (as I hardly used my brain) and inside it was total dry …total dry ….. so he thought he should go for other parts of the body (because according to him the head part was completly waste and never used ….he don’t want to continue further)…next part was below the head and it will cover the chest ….. I was waiting infront of my own body because I was curious to know about my heart…..

The worker of the Post mortem team already completed his half beedi and moving towards the chest with a knife and opened my chest …shocking…… because the Post mortem of the heart was already done before the death of the body…….there were hundreds of pieces spreaded all over the body…. and it was difficult for him to find the pieces of the heart….he looked at me because it was a impossible task for him….. and even I was not able to answer for his silence …. and I left the place by leaving my half processed dead body….. and the worker was puzzled with the strange dead body ....

suddenly …… there was a noice…….

I opened my eyes……dream is over…. but able to understand the meaning of the dream…

Well If a person is alive with a unused brain and heavely used heart then he is a living dead body…..

There is a death after a life…..but there is also a life after death which may REGRET about ourself!!!!!?????????

My PoiNtlEss GraPH!!!!....

“Yes….Yes…..Yes!!!!......please…please…!” … ………I was prying for one more four from Sachin’s bat…..suddenly a beep voice from my mobile….
I was happy that at last some idiot has remembered me because I hardly use to get messages from human beings most of the messages are from hutch customer care….!!!

I operated my handset without any curiosity to see the message……(after seeing the message...)what is this?????????...I was shocked by reading the message…..it goes like this…

“Hi …are you free?....if you are free then shall we meet at forum at 4 PM??....”

Blank date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it never happened in 26 years of personal life!!!!

The message is from a unknown mobile number but anyway I felt really happy….and when I tried the same number(to kow the person who has messaged this) I got a reply saying that “the person you have dialed is not at coverage area”…then thought for a while and decided to not to waste this golden opportunity and thought of going to the spot(Forum)….eventhough it was raining outside and Sachin was at the verge of half-century….I just didn’t care about anything……I left the room with a pretty decent dress…!!!

I was waiting for an auto near to my house……….and started to dream about my blank date……”Totally SILENT PLACE……SURROUNDED BY only FOREST..GREEN EVERYWHERE..…..DECENT HUT …….BUTTER MILK AT MY RIGHT SIDE……and and ????….”

Suddenly someone shouted(owner of 2 wheeler) .....as I was standing on the middle of the road and I was dreaming about my DREAM……….

At the end luckily I got a nice auto with all deadly speakers. I asked him to drop to forum and started my journey to meet the victim of blank date…..

At last forum came………I looked at the sky and rain was scared to touch the earth..cloud were moving out….but i was still thrilled to see the person who has sent the message…….…….Outside the forum I saw too many healthy young good human beings …..and now its time to find the one who has messaged me……????

Suddenly some one called me….”paapu…..”(my childhood pet name) .....infact the voice is from a female…..
When I looked back I saw my childhood friend “papitha”…….

Again silent everywhere ….. slow wind was coming and it took me to my flash back ..........slowly i went to the flashblack........

flash back…… flash back…… flash back……………it was a story of 15 years back when I was staying at government quarters with my parents at shimoga…..and I was 11 years old kid and papitha was 9 years old cute girl(daughter of my father’s colleague)……
We use to go to same school …............

Every morning we use to go together to school ….and everyday I use to wait for her near the gate of her house …. I use to wear one chaddi and one shirt(school uniform) and my hair will be decorated with coconut oil…she use to wear a small skirt and one big lense…

I use to call her ‘‘pappi’ (short name of 'papitha') and she use to call me as ‘paapu’….. (short name for prashanth)

‘pappi….and paapu’ woh!!!!.....what a name!!!!!!!!!!!

Its time of Ganesh festival and our quarters people use to keep ‘Ganesha’ in our quarters premises and during that time, every evening there will be some entertainment from the kids of the quarters. And its mandatory for the kids like us. and there will be a big gropu called 'seniours' (The human beings who passed 10th will be called a seniours)....but these seniours always use to tease me and pappi with some funny jokes …..according to them “I am a rat and she is a rabbit” and also they think that we are living cartoons....

Some time I use to get angry whenever they tease us …..that to when ‘pappi’ is with me but what to do if I say something to our seniuors then they catch me and use to rub my nose and it was really paining…..the only thing i can do is just neglect as if I din’t hear anything ….

But during that evening(Ganesh festival time) these seniors of the quarters has planned some surprise for me and pappi ……….

It was September month and that day was pappi’s birthday and I dressed with my favorite yellow shirt(and a hidden rose inside my pocket), sky blue chaddi, sparking shoe and …and ……ya….thought of impressing her(pappi) and took my sisters makeup box and used her cream to just impress her…then slowly with lot of feelings I went to the place where our seniours kept God ‘Ganesha’.

Suddenly a medium fast wind came and I closed my eyes with the fear ......................after few seconds..... when I opened my eyes I saw ‘pappi’….. with pink colour dress …oh my god !!!!!really she was looking like a angel cartoon….. and both went to see the program…..

Everything was fine till the last surprise was announced ….suddenly some announcement happened from our so called seniors of the quarters saying that “now there is a dance program from paapu and pappi”.

And I got shocked(but inside inside happy also)…ohhhhhhhhh….., and we both went to the stage and suddenly our seniors started to play a romantic song and we are supposed to dance for that......when I went to the wooden stage with pappi, everybody started to laugh.....but some how we are managd to stand in the middle of the stage..... and started to look at each other like a stranger ….I never danced anywhere…that was the first time for me.....

suddenly she holded my hand like a professional dancer and she started to dance and crowd stopped laughing and started to support us with a great applause but I was not able to make any body moments ….because I was not able to come back from the shock that she was holding my hand. I was just looking at her with a stand-still presence ..........and i was standing ideal

but suddenly she holded my one more hand now circuit completed from left hand to right hand and current started to flow in my body and my parts are got short circuited and even I started to dance and that was the first day I danced with her but I never thought that will be the last day with her….everything went fine......at the end......its time for climax!!!!

After some time the program is over and there was a huge applause from the crowd and before winding up the program the organizer of the program called pappi’s father and gave a memoriable gift because pappi’s father got transferred to Bellary and next day was the last day in our quarters at shimoga……….I WAS SHOCKED!!! ....and the short circuit has taken the FUSE out..........

……………………..coming out from the flash back.. now location is forum at bangalore and I came here to search my blank date owner….

When I looked back I saw my childhood friend “papitha”……. (continuation)


We looked our faces for few minutes and before I say ‘hi’ to her suddenly one voice came ‘papitha………what are you doing there’.(her husband was calling her at parking area by stopping his car there)………….this is called LIFE!!! ..only silent was flowing between us……..as car was out from forum and standing on the road…and she din’t have even single minute to talk…….and she said ‘bye’….and got into the car….from the back seat there were 2 kids who were trying to stare at me as if I am trying to flirt with their mom ……...oh no…!!!SHE CAME LIKE A light and went like a LIGHTNING spark…………..

During these times I have forgotten the reason why I came to forum and suddenly I remembered about the ‘Blank call’……….suddenly I got a call from the same number whch made me to come to forum (the victim of the blank date) “hi dude…This is Jimmy (my x collegue and also a good friend)….where r u ?…I am waiting for you near KF…and I am the one who messaged you…sorry I forget to mention my name in that message and also I have changed my number…today I am leaving to orissa and thought of talking to you”

At the end the blank message is from my own male friend....but somehow he helped me to go back to my beautiful flashback...

ANWAY because of his blank message I got an opportunity to see my CHILDHOOD FRIEND…………………………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!